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Formerly the prime number few.
Still a pretty good translator, trying to not be a translator anymore.
Drive-by comments in English and German.
Kobudo.
Made out of meat.
♀️
Is it maybe time for a plucky little nation to tell a despot across the ocean to pound sand?

Someone could make a whole musical about it in the end. How about it?
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Oglaf is the funniest filth on these here internets.
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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January 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The ancient road map is very nice.
But where I live didn't get colonised, so there's just no roads.

Come find me in the forest and try not to get ambushed, I guess.
I‘m on my nonsense again. This week’s Six Things:

– ancient road map

– huge piggy landscape

– hardcore Lake District fells

– sneezing responses

– a very short and very silly film about Oreos

– yes you do need another game in your daily routine

open.substack.com/pub/levparik...
Six Things, Volume 134
Itiner-e | Rootling | Fells | Sneezing | Oreo | Hued
open.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Now Andy, did you hear about this one?
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Indeed. God bless every one of them.
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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A Map Of Britain After The 2029 Technology Crash, by me and my dad.
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Still thinking about yesterday's customer support chatbot telling me "I’m really sorry to hear you’re disappointed. I understand how frustrating this must be."

Coming from a bot, incapable of feeling sorry or understanding anything, this is borderline demeaning.
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Bought Vivobarefoot sneakers that I genuinely loved, but they started coming apart at the top eyelet after four months. Vivobarefoot now uses a godforsaken AI chatbot for customer support. It's going EXACTLY the way you'd expect it to go.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Definitely worth billions of dollars
Update: AI is still flawed.
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Potatober #31: Happy Halloween! My only deviation from the "draw a potato" rule. But I say it's still art.

And so Potatober is at an end. It's been fun, see you next year?
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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For 61 years the #BBCWorldService has been broadcasting the latest in science via its weekly Science in Action programme. That dies in the next half hour, with this final edition, reflecting on the fall in trust in expertise driven by malign interests over recent years.
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Potatober #30:
Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered tuber lies, whose flaked
and flame-charred peel, distant from farmer's land,
Tells that its sculptor oft those taters baked,
The skin that crisped up, and the flesh that fed;
And on the pedestal...
October 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Pumpkin contest patreon.com/berkeleymews
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Potatober #29: What kind of sicko would do this?
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Potatober #28: I made knishes for the very first time in my life today, and they turned out okay. What did not turn out okay was the attempt to draw one, also for the very first time in my life. I can only apologise.
October 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Potatober #27: Potatoes of the Deep Sea.
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Potatober #26: I've been packing a parcel today, so this gets packaged as well.
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Potatober #25: Today may be international pasta day, but pasta is basically Nudeln, and Nudeln include southern German Schupfnudeln: a delicious noodle-dumpling-hybrid that nowadays contains potatoes. I pan fry them, mix them with sauerkraut and other ingredients, then bake them. Better than gnocci!
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Potatober #24: According to @adamcsharp.bsky.social , "t'es une pomme de terre avec la visage d'un cochon d'inde", "you are a potato with the face of a guinea pig", is an insult.
But potatoes are awesome and guinea pigs are cute, so I can only put this down to an odd French aversion to lumpiness.
October 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just to point out the whole thread is glorious.
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
October 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM