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Kiki the Konqueror
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So hip, even my errors are correct.
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Chris Brown ain't even the greatest entertainer cosplaying 1987 Michael Jackson. Fuck that half an octave struggling nigga
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I need a really nice pie plate. I’m about to get back into my baking bag real heavy.

I’ve had a tarte tatin on my mind for weeks now.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I just found out the actress who played Liberty on Degrassi is a bad ass witchy Black woman. She’s a DJ.
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When your man’s team goes from winning to losing and you know he’s about to have an attitude…
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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1. GEORGIA: Biggest day of voting yet, with 80K extra voters.

And... overall numbers barely budged.

The 10 biggest blue counties represent 50.3% of voters overall (like yesterday), compared to ≈45.3% at this point 2024.

32.3% of voters are Black (like yesterday), compared to 25.1% in 2024.
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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It's that time of day — I'm running the numbers on Georgia and Pennsylvania turnout, and will post them shortly.
Time for your daily updates on the turnout data in Georgia and Pennsylvania!
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Coco’s album is so good to me.
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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That do be dope…… When your person is your best friend at the same time…. That love is beautiful man …. Great feeling … an euphoria
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Kardashian family is like a traveling band of ghouls that won’t stop haunting the world.

Why won’t they leave us alone?
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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omega psi phi.
What's something you tried sexually that you thought you'd be into but Definitely weren't?
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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GOV. WALZ: “This is not both sides. This is owned by Republicans. Dems are willing to come back and protect what passed, not let an authoritarian president do whatever he wants… people will be lined up to get food and we’re talking about a damn ballroom? DON’T LOSE THE PLOT.”
October 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Tell Bill I SAID, have a Coke and a smile and stfu.”

I say this so often.
Speaking of "Eddie Murphy's Raw".... I can't see or hear this without thinking about the next line 🤣🤣🤣 #IYKYK
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My man, my man, my man, my baby, my baby…
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Detroit’s defense man..
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
They just be giving honorary doctorates to anyone these days
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Robert Glasper.

That’s the whole message.
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I FINALLY got a proper desk chair for my home office and…

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
🗣️BALLERINAS DOING PIROUETTES INSIDE OF MY SNOW GLOBE
a black and white drawing of a polar bear standing upright .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a polar bear standing upright .
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is like when Peter Griffin was filing in for the Grim Reaper
Hey Death, I need you to lock in, bro.
October 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Love to see the good folks win
October 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Hey folks I finally got the news. My comedy special drops on Amazon this November (date TBD)

Stay tuned for more information!
October 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Gonna smoke one for D’Angelo today
October 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Grim Reaper is drunk again.

People are on my FB page putting in requests. That’s how crazy shit is right now.
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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you got a nasty attitude and you don’t listen @GrimReaper
October 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
D’Angelo and Angie Stone’s son, now has no parents.

His older sister has been hanging on by a THREAD since their mom passed.

My prayers are with them.
October 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM