Mr. Klean 🔌
@stilldarius.bsky.social
Jesus, I’m sexy. My God, I’m vibrant. I’m a cross between attractive and elegant. I’m a hybrid.
📍ATL | Singer/Songwriter | Morehouse Man
📍ATL | Singer/Songwriter | Morehouse Man
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I mean, neither of us will be fat, but I get where she's coming from.
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I mean, neither of us will be fat, but I get where she's coming from.
Real.
It’s gone be one fat person in my relationship and it’s gone be me, get in the gym fuck nigga!!
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Real.
Nah, that's the crux of it.
I just came back and it seems like a fat, married nigga for exposed for cheating…
Do I have that correct or am I missing additional facts and/or details?
Do I have that correct or am I missing additional facts and/or details?
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Nah, that's the crux of it.
He was telling folks to eat less?
Not the nigga telling people to eat less was hiding a wife
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
He was telling folks to eat less?
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Sushi. No notes.
9. What would you rate 10/10?
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Sushi. No notes.
Crazily enough, 2020 was alright.
4. What has been your best year you've lived?
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Crazily enough, 2020 was alright.
Ma'am.
What the hell is going on here??!👀😂😂what married person is selling dreams & built like unsettled mortar??
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Ma'am.
Tie between 2006 and 2024.
5. What is the worst year you've lived?
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Tie between 2006 and 2024.
Y'all are keeping my unemployed ass entertained as I thug this journey out, and I am thankful.
folks went back to work and all hell broke loose.
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Y'all are keeping my unemployed ass entertained as I thug this journey out, and I am thankful.
And I regret nothing.
Fetty Wap had yall in a chokehold
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
And I regret nothing.
Issa completely overreacted to ol boy shooting off in her eye.
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Issa completely overreacted to ol boy shooting off in her eye.
Take your pick.
Who ugly?
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Take your pick.
Can’t state it much more plainly lmao
lmaooooooooooo
Like the message.
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Can’t state it much more plainly lmao
Brother wyd?
Aight, everybody @ one person you think is attractive!
January 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Brother wyd?
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"You've lost a couple pounds! What's your secret?'"
Me: Stress and anxiety.
Me: Stress and anxiety.
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January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
"You've lost a couple pounds! What's your secret?'"
Me: Stress and anxiety.
Me: Stress and anxiety.
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Niggas with money are simply buying pussy.
If we're gonna keep a hunnid this afternoon.
If we're gonna keep a hunnid this afternoon.
Dont expose no more cheatin niggas unless they FINE with money. For real.
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Niggas with money are simply buying pussy.
If we're gonna keep a hunnid this afternoon.
If we're gonna keep a hunnid this afternoon.
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Our elders are getting older… appreciate them more
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Our elders are getting older… appreciate them more
See also: Neiman’s if you’re in Buckhead. But I don’t like public restrooms in general.
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
See also: Neiman’s if you’re in Buckhead. But I don’t like public restrooms in general.
If you’re in downtown Atlanta and the bubble guts hit, the Ritz Carlton is A1 for such emergencies.
Hotel bathrooms are cleaner than regular public bathrooms… remember that!
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
If you’re in downtown Atlanta and the bubble guts hit, the Ritz Carlton is A1 for such emergencies.
Dawg.
It’s always the married niggas fucking it up for single niggas like me, fuck out the way bozo and go be a family man….
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Dawg.
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What’s a nice way to say I don’t wanna see you? I said I don’t care if I see you or not. Apparently that was the wrong thing to say.
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January 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Gold chain, two earrings, a fat bag of that good, and some Dutches. Microphone sold separately.
8. You are being sold as an action figure. What accessories would you come with?
January 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Gold chain, two earrings, a fat bag of that good, and some Dutches. Microphone sold separately.
Y’all are booing her, but this is a great question. What constitutes a pothole?
I’d like to know: if a butthole is characterized as big, is that because its perimeter when closed is large, or does it mean it’s open/gaping?
January 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Y’all are booing her, but this is a great question. What constitutes a pothole?
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It’s always gonna be “avi” over here.
Yall slid “pfp” right on in the lexicon but im holding onto avi for dear life!
January 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It’s always gonna be “avi” over here.