Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂
@agent0020.bsky.social
· Nov 11
“Decide what you would like your obituary to say and live the life to deserve it”
- Warren Buffett
- Warren Buffett
Y’all talking about not fucking short dudes…… again……. 1. You are lying and 2. Find another topic
January 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Y’all talking about not fucking short dudes…… again……. 1. You are lying and 2. Find another topic
Tired of hearing that you need to be some young, schematic dude to win in the nfl. 1. That usually means offensive, young white dude and 2. The dudes always mentioned? Only 1 got a superbowl that was won because of defense.
January 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Tired of hearing that you need to be some young, schematic dude to win in the nfl. 1. That usually means offensive, young white dude and 2. The dudes always mentioned? Only 1 got a superbowl that was won because of defense.
Oh Lizz…… lol
I like it, but I eat around the nuts.
Crunch and munch?
January 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Oh Lizz…… lol
It’s always keep your hands to yourself. Mind your own business. Leave people alone. People violate these golden rules too much.
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
It’s always keep your hands to yourself. Mind your own business. Leave people alone. People violate these golden rules too much.
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Its kinda telling that the emphasis isn't "Tell your kids to keep their hands to themselves in the 1st place".
Always policing the person defending themselves instead the 1st offending party.
Always policing the person defending themselves instead the 1st offending party.
See, man.
Every time I dabble in Threads, I see stuff like this.
How is this even up for debate?
Run up, get done up.
Every time I dabble in Threads, I see stuff like this.
How is this even up for debate?
Run up, get done up.
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Its kinda telling that the emphasis isn't "Tell your kids to keep their hands to themselves in the 1st place".
Always policing the person defending themselves instead the 1st offending party.
Always policing the person defending themselves instead the 1st offending party.
People shouldn’t be violent in the first place. At all. Kids especially. But I have always told my children to defend themselves and their sibling at all cost. It sucks but some people just want to be assholes for zero reason
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
People shouldn’t be violent in the first place. At all. Kids especially. But I have always told my children to defend themselves and their sibling at all cost. It sucks but some people just want to be assholes for zero reason
Defending yourself and being a violent asshole aren’t the same thing.
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Defending yourself and being a violent asshole aren’t the same thing.
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The difference is Irish and Italian people look white.
These Latinos will still have that brown skin no matter how much they “assimilate.”
These Latinos will still have that brown skin no matter how much they “assimilate.”
No. It is what the Irish and Italians did in the early 20th century. Brutalizing non white people is how white adjacent people get promoted to whiteness proper.
Are so many Latinos joining ICE and Border Patrol as a way to keep from being deported themselves? 🤔
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
The difference is Irish and Italian people look white.
These Latinos will still have that brown skin no matter how much they “assimilate.”
These Latinos will still have that brown skin no matter how much they “assimilate.”
Typical of what’s expected of a guy like him.
Mike Tomlin has consistently and continuously over performed with his rosters (in the micro). We say it every season
And yet, people are shocked when they lose in the playoffs with the same teams they said he shouldn’t even have made it with.
It’s a strange space to be in.
And yet, people are shocked when they lose in the playoffs with the same teams they said he shouldn’t even have made it with.
It’s a strange space to be in.
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Typical of what’s expected of a guy like him.
Gay men are still men. Straight dudes need to get that through their heads.
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Gay men are still men. Straight dudes need to get that through their heads.
If these dudes don’t want him twirling, they better win the damn match. Don’t bitch after you get your ass whipped.
My good sis got the straight men MAD on TikTok.
They legit angry in his comments as if gay men aren’t men. 🗣️
They legit angry in his comments as if gay men aren’t men. 🗣️
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
If these dudes don’t want him twirling, they better win the damn match. Don’t bitch after you get your ass whipped.
Seriously???? After what they .. yeah wow
Gladys Knight is a MORMON?
January 13, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Seriously???? After what they .. yeah wow
The young boys do not think for one second the women in their age group is worth the effort. Not even for a second. And they don’t think they are worth the effort because of the young men they do decide to sleep with.
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The young boys do not think for one second the women in their age group is worth the effort. Not even for a second. And they don’t think they are worth the effort because of the young men they do decide to sleep with.
I agree here and will add
But we going backwards. Y'all misogynists, mean, AND weird. Talmbout "women's standards are too high." Nope. You are just less desirable than before AND women are accepting less bullshit. It's a meritocracy everywhere but here? Step up your hygiene, conversation, and dick. Or keep losing
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I agree here and will add
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Its the pinnacle of hubris for someone at ESPN - the network that employs Stepin a Fetchit Smith and Pat Fucking McAfee - to be criticizing a Jacksonville beat reporter for saying encouraging words to Jaguars head coach Liam Cohen.
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Its the pinnacle of hubris for someone at ESPN - the network that employs Stepin a Fetchit Smith and Pat Fucking McAfee - to be criticizing a Jacksonville beat reporter for saying encouraging words to Jaguars head coach Liam Cohen.
Sports reporters got all this mouth and heat for bullshit like this but on serious topics? Where is your fire then? Where is your bullshit deadline then? When we need y’all to actually fucking right, y’all hide behind excuses. But want us to be mad with y’all of that? Fuck you.
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Sports reporters got all this mouth and heat for bullshit like this but on serious topics? Where is your fire then? Where is your bullshit deadline then? When we need y’all to actually fucking right, y’all hide behind excuses. But want us to be mad with y’all of that? Fuck you.
Don’t let people play you out of your money. Don’t be a cheapskate. Find the balance of that. That’s all.
January 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Don’t let people play you out of your money. Don’t be a cheapskate. Find the balance of that. That’s all.
This!!!!! Thank you!!!!!! Almost like they were in on it
The Capitol Police clearly failed by not justifiably shooting more January 6 rioters.
Their level of restraint is almost criminal, in hindsight.
Their level of restraint is almost criminal, in hindsight.
January 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
This!!!!! Thank you!!!!!! Almost like they were in on it
Everything in moderation. I’d put my money where I think it would make the biggest impact.
I have a question for the guys:
Would y’all practice financial celibacy, keeping your wallet closed either for the right person or till marriage ?
Would y’all practice financial celibacy, keeping your wallet closed either for the right person or till marriage ?
January 12, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Everything in moderation. I’d put my money where I think it would make the biggest impact.
Fellas, don’t fall for it! Stand up!!!
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Fellas, don’t fall for it! Stand up!!!
Don’t tell me decades after the fact how you and your hated integration. You should have said and did something about it THEN!
January 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Don’t tell me decades after the fact how you and your hated integration. You should have said and did something about it THEN!
Raw is law
- Stefon Diggs
- Stefon Diggs
Why does everybody hate condoms? Do they feel weird?
January 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Raw is law
- Stefon Diggs
- Stefon Diggs
Indiana is an example of why teams do not want HS kids on the field. Grown men only.
January 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Indiana is an example of why teams do not want HS kids on the field. Grown men only.