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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
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los angeles📍🌴 | caribbean 🇨🇷🇯🇲 | jd candidate 👨🏽‍⚖️
Pull it out
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Nobody:

Me all day today:
a small white dog is sitting on a couch in a living room next to a lamp .
ALT: a small white dog is sitting on a couch in a living room next to a lamp .
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February 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
r/ blackmale

Iykyk 😈
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
These ain’t two different kids?
Wait hold up...
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing

The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Ricky!!!
a black and white photo of a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie .
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February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Can yall bully me into going back outside?

I’m finding myself being less social.

Help me snap out of it please.

Thanks in advance
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I been celibate since the summer and tbh I feel it’s been a waste. I should get back in the game
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
It’s 6:45am PST, y’all 🥴
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Nobody:

Me for no reason:

Cuz that shit you pulled in the kitchen…

…I shoulda fucked you up 👊🏽
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Reposted by 🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
I think it's time. #soon
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
“I’ll let you see mine if you let me see yours”
how did you know you were a lil fruity ??
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
i was never “grounded” as a kid, but i definitely was on punishment, and the two are not the same 🥴
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Everyone I seen making those ChatGPT caricatures has been Black and I’m so disappointed.
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
This reminds me of when my ex and I randomly did karaoke one night.

We sang The Boy is Mine.

When I tell you that man out-performed tf outta me? 🥴

It didn’t help he got to be Brandy.

It was a set-up! It was supposed to be no-pressure & we ended up battling fr as if we were fighting over The Boy
Random memory:

@ an open mic in college. One of my friends got up to sing, then he called ME up with him. I was like nooo but the crowd was already cheering for me 🤦🏾‍♂️

We harmonized extremely well. We ate, I have to say.

But I told him don’t do no shit like that again 😭 bc what if I sounded bad???
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Bay-*inhales*-BEE!!
Light skin people annoy the shit out of me.
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:

“Hi, I’m KENDALL. Yes, it IS spelled in all caps.”
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:

Michael.

My dad hated it so my mom said it to piss him off since he was dragging his feet on naming me.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:

Antoinette.

My mama said it was gone be the same name male or female
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Fuck it. Go exempt.

That’s your money.
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Black and Latino teens report having significantly more digital literacy skills such as detecting online
disinformation than their white peers - particularly content related to race and ethnicity 👀
Black and Latino teens show strong digital literacy
A study by UC Riverside and USC education scholars found that Black and Latino teens are significantly more adept than their white peers at detecting online disinformation—particularly content related...
news.ucr.edu
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Celebs: FUCK ICE!
a cartoon of spongebob saying `` my work is done here '' while dancing .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying `` my work is done here '' while dancing .
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February 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
That lady calls men gay as an insult like it’s 1991.

Women who are so fixated on who’s gay and who’s not are just soooooooo tired.

Y’all remember when she slick tried to out Soulja Boy?
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I’m so grateful
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 AM
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
If you were a homosexual between 2008-2016 and you hooked up while the news or Family Guy was playing in the background, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM