🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
@astonblake.blacksky.app
pasadena📍🌹 | caribbean 🇨🇷🇯🇲 | jd candidate 👨🏽⚖️
Got into law school! Guess I’m really about to argue for a living 😂 Grateful, excited, and a little scared of my future student loans, but we up!
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November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Got into law school! Guess I’m really about to argue for a living 😂 Grateful, excited, and a little scared of my future student loans, but we up!
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I said what I said! ⛄️
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I said what I said! ⛄️
I’m freezing out here!
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I’m freezing out here!
i love being Black
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i love being Black
Rico be hacking these apps somehow
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Rico be hacking these apps somehow
Reposted by 🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
The most insidious ones
white liberals are racist too
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The most insidious ones
I sometimes wanna yell at my sim’s kids like real kids bc how you gonna walk in this house on a Monday afternoon and immediately hop on the game?
Pull that mf homework out 😤
Pull that mf homework out 😤
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I sometimes wanna yell at my sim’s kids like real kids bc how you gonna walk in this house on a Monday afternoon and immediately hop on the game?
Pull that mf homework out 😤
Pull that mf homework out 😤
😍
But also 🪒 bc this is making me wanna shave my head clean, smoove, bald
But also 🪒 bc this is making me wanna shave my head clean, smoove, bald
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
😍
But also 🪒 bc this is making me wanna shave my head clean, smoove, bald
But also 🪒 bc this is making me wanna shave my head clean, smoove, bald
My notifications
a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head .
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November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My notifications
Somebody start a 🥩 thread
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Somebody start a 🥩 thread
Siri, set timer for ONE minute ⏳
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Siri, set timer for ONE minute ⏳
If you see this, quote this with a picture of you and your best friend.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you see this, quote this with a picture of you and your best friend.
I just know Tommy Pickles grew up to be wh*te trasħ
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I just know Tommy Pickles grew up to be wh*te trasħ
Nobody:
Me in the middle of the night: I wonder what picture my family is use on my obituary when I die?
Me in the middle of the night: I wonder what picture my family is use on my obituary when I die?
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Nobody:
Me in the middle of the night: I wonder what picture my family is use on my obituary when I die?
Me in the middle of the night: I wonder what picture my family is use on my obituary when I die?
FOINE 🫨😮💨
If you see this, quote with a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
FOINE 🫨😮💨
We were nekkid in Africa but mfs really had to invent clothes and taxes
Whoever invented the concept of working needs to be burned enterally….
We could’ve just been trading animals, crops & rocks instead of being overworked for hundreds or thousands of dollars
We could’ve just been trading animals, crops & rocks instead of being overworked for hundreds or thousands of dollars
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
We were nekkid in Africa but mfs really had to invent clothes and taxes
Scooter.
Skin. Voice. Eyes. Smile.
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Skin. Voice. Eyes. Smile.
😮💨😮💨😮💨
This or That:
Living Single Edition 📺
Overton or Scooter
Living Single Edition 📺
Overton or Scooter
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Scooter.
Skin. Voice. Eyes. Smile.
😮💨😮💨😮💨
Skin. Voice. Eyes. Smile.
😮💨😮💨😮💨
Drop your favorite “me and who” pictures.
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Drop your favorite “me and who” pictures.
If you see this, quote with a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If you see this, quote with a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰
And will! 💛
Durand needs to take this one
Grammy Nominations for Best Progressive R&B Album
Bloom — Durand Bernarr
Adjust Brightness — Bilal
Love on Digital — Destin Conrad
Access All Areas — Flo
Come as You Are — Terrace Martin & Kenyon Dixon
Bloom — Durand Bernarr
Adjust Brightness — Bilal
Love on Digital — Destin Conrad
Access All Areas — Flo
Come as You Are — Terrace Martin & Kenyon Dixon
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
And will! 💛
I know this is a nighttime question, but I was looking at a ruler and it made me start thinking…
Do yall know your 🍆 size?
(No size shaming)
Do yall know your 🍆 size?
(No size shaming)
a person is measuring a blanket with a tape measure that goes up to 9 inches
ALT: a person is measuring a blanket with a tape measure that goes up to 9 inches
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November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I know this is a nighttime question, but I was looking at a ruler and it made me start thinking…
Do yall know your 🍆 size?
(No size shaming)
Do yall know your 🍆 size?
(No size shaming)
This is my tribe now, please govern yourselves accordingly
Where my bigger and fat boys at? Where are the dad bods? I miss you.
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This is my tribe now, please govern yourselves accordingly
Some jerk salmon and white rice for dinner would be what dreams are made of
a woman in a silver dress is standing on a stage and saying hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of
ALT: a woman in a silver dress is standing on a stage and saying hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of
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November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Some jerk salmon and white rice for dinner would be what dreams are made of
“Walk me through why you thought that was acceptable?”
- Me, everyday
- Me, everyday
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“Walk me through why you thought that was acceptable?”
- Me, everyday
- Me, everyday