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Kiki the Konqueror
@ksmitty84.bsky.social
So hip, even my errors are correct.
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September 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me on the book of Faces
September 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
September 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’m HOLLERING.

Me to my bestie earlier:
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This lowkey looks like an album cover
September 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I filled up my tank for less than $60 today!
August 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
August 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
August 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
July 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Outside all summer
June 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A TIME was had last night
June 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
In 2023, 14 years after I graduated from law school, I had the ridiculous idea to pursue another degree. It was frustrating and hard especially with an active career.

Yesterday, I completed all of the requirements for a Master of Arts in Psychology.

So today, I’m toasting myself and my angels.
June 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sham Bondi’s brother got embarrassed in the D.C. bar elections.

Most people don’t vote unless they’re running or have a friend running, tbh. People showed up and showed out. He lost by more than 30,000 votes.
June 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is my general area but iced ends up a little lighter because it’s not usually a dark roast.
May 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I went home to NY for Mother’s Day and brought back a clipping of her tree philodendron, Ollie.

Mine is already popping a new leaf. He’s in water right now but I’ll be putting him in soil in a few days.

I legit flew with my clipping in my backpack.
May 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is my niece pup Luna. She’s a Cane Corso and will be as big as a horse in like 2 months.

She’s the sweetest baby though.
May 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Instead of going to bed, I’m in here singing this
May 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I still have mad energy after this walk/run. Pre-workout is hilarious because now I’m crouched on the arm of my couch like this:
April 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Now…when you put him next to Annie, Smoke gets it.

The chemistry between MBJ and Wunmi is CRAZY.
April 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
These violent metaphors for sex…
April 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
@slackademic.bsky.social really got married last week. That’s crazy.
April 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hi
April 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
April 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A very rare wear.
March 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
80’s babies, where y’all at?

1984
March 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM