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Koenn
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Do you think that's air you're breathing now, Charlie Brown?
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth, Charlie Brown?
And now, Charlie Brown, I give the watch to you.
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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If you have a frozen turkey, go put it in your refrigerator to thaw, RIGHT NOW. You should be have done it yesterday.
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oh no
Xbox 360 is now 20 years old (November 22, 2005)
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That was incredible.

Queens of the Stone Age
Bass Concert Hall
Austin, TX
November 19, 2025
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Half Life (1998) is now as old as the first ever arcade game, Computer Space (1971) was when Half Life was released.
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Driving to Austin in about twelve hours to catch Queens of the Stone Age at Bass Concert Hall. Second time seeing them live, first was the Like Clockwork tour in 2013. I've heard nothing but good things about this current tour, and we have pretty incredible seats. Let's do this!!
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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It's here!!!

The full #AGDQ2026 Schedule is OUT!!!!!!!

https://gdq.gg/schedule
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Thrilled to reveal that I was selected as a host judge for #AGDQ 2026! This was my first time volunteering with @gamesdonequick.com, and I had a blast working with an amazing group of people.

Congratulations to those of you who were selected! The amount of talent on display was truly staggering. ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
this is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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“it’s mid november, and you know what that means - it’s our black friday sale!” cool man, words mean whatever now right? it’s 8:30 pm so it’s time for breakfast next week
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Children cannot consent to religious sacraments/rites/practices and should not be able to "commit" to anything within a church until they're an adult but childhood is vital indoctrination time for the church so whoops
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It is the Friday of Anxiety and Sadness. Good vibes for a sick dog please. She needs 'em.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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She knows they have stone cold proof that Trump raped little girls and she's trying to soften the blow.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Mood
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
JD Vance is coming over for dinner, do you think he'll like it? 🥺
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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anyway
sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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You can tell how much this got to him because his next tweet was to praise a movie lmao
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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monday again jonny boy
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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My daughter installed Mario Party onto the Switch 2 and now she's just sitting in a corner saying "I'm bad at this game" every few minutes. Not sure when to let her off the hook and say "no, you're not the problem here, it's this garbage-ass video game's fault."
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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i would enjoy chores more if they unlocked some cool loot like a new hairstyle or a weapon
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM