Kyle Schwerin
@kleshreen.bsky.social
T1 Diabetic. Swiftie. I have lots of opinions on sports, particularly in Detroit. I'm good at bowling, keeping stats at sporting events, and backing in to parking spots.
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Kyle Schwerin
@kleshreen.bsky.social
· Nov 11
For all my new followers, here's what you're gonna get, in order of likelihood:
Me being pessimistic about my sports teams
Reactions to sports
Me being positive about my sports teams
Leftist Propaganda
Pictures of food my wife made
Clowning about Taylor Swift stuff
Normal things
Enjoy 😂
Me being pessimistic about my sports teams
Reactions to sports
Me being positive about my sports teams
Leftist Propaganda
Pictures of food my wife made
Clowning about Taylor Swift stuff
Normal things
Enjoy 😂
So uh. Is someone going to investigate Nicki Minaj for sacrificing babies?
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 AM
So uh. Is someone going to investigate Nicki Minaj for sacrificing babies?
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MAHA launching their own version of Chopped but the secret ingredient is whatever RFK hit with his car on the way to the taping
August 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
MAHA launching their own version of Chopped but the secret ingredient is whatever RFK hit with his car on the way to the taping
Look. We all want the orange turd to not be around come LA 2028. But if he is, I can't wait to hear how loud the boos are. Of course, that's provided the Coliseum isn't just full of 80,000 brownshirt ICE agents.
Corporate whitewash to maintain ‘apolitical’ facade. NBC appears to cut crowd’s booing of JD Vance from Winter Olympics broadcast. After VP given hostile reception in Milan—replete w/ booing, whistling & jeering—US broadcast cuts out crowd’s expressions of dissent
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
NBC appears to cut crowd’s booing of JD Vance from Winter Olympics broadcast
The US vice-president, JD Vance, was greeted by a chorus of boos during when he appeared at the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics in Milan on Friday
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Look. We all want the orange turd to not be around come LA 2028. But if he is, I can't wait to hear how loud the boos are. Of course, that's provided the Coliseum isn't just full of 80,000 brownshirt ICE agents.
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
I mean I assume you all already are, but in case you're not, I'm begging all of my fellow Michigan friends to vote for Doctor El-Sayed in this year's senate primary and general.
Here at the Michigan Black Summit Forum, talking vision for Michigan’s future and the power of saying what we’re for.
February 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I mean I assume you all already are, but in case you're not, I'm begging all of my fellow Michigan friends to vote for Doctor El-Sayed in this year's senate primary and general.
I was not expecting Lewis Capaldi lol
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I was not expecting Lewis Capaldi lol
Last call for if anyone wants to get in on my fantasy Winter Olympics game. Just pick 5 countries. Each country has a multiplier for medal points (5 for gold, 3 for silver, 1 for bronze is baseline). docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Last call for if anyone wants to get in on my fantasy Winter Olympics game. Just pick 5 countries. Each country has a multiplier for medal points (5 for gold, 3 for silver, 1 for bronze is baseline). docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
I went to Burger King for lunch. Ordered on the app. Drive-thru pickup. Get to drive-thru speaker, there's 9 cars in front of me. Employee tells me it'll be way faster to come inside. I go inside. I then watch as all 9 cars who were in front of me go through the drive-thru before I get my food.
February 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I went to Burger King for lunch. Ordered on the app. Drive-thru pickup. Get to drive-thru speaker, there's 9 cars in front of me. Employee tells me it'll be way faster to come inside. I go inside. I then watch as all 9 cars who were in front of me go through the drive-thru before I get my food.
Lindsey Vonn is insulted by the softness of these football players.
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Lindsey Vonn is insulted by the softness of these football players.
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We haven't had a Democratic doctor in the US Senate since 1969…and it shows.
Single-Payer Champion Abdul El-Sayed Is Running for Senate
Physician Abdul El-Sayed, one of the most prominent advocates of Medicare for All, is now running for US Senate in Michigan. Jacobin spoke to him about his campaign and the continuing fight for single...
jacobin.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
We haven't had a Democratic doctor in the US Senate since 1969…and it shows.
Y'all. Stuff is happening. I work at a place that is like ~95% staunch conservative. Financial update from our CEO today. We got crushed due to market uncertainty, affordability, and tariffs. No profit-sharing bonus this year. ESOP stock value down 20%. Everyone is *PISSED* in the break room lol.
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Y'all. Stuff is happening. I work at a place that is like ~95% staunch conservative. Financial update from our CEO today. We got crushed due to market uncertainty, affordability, and tariffs. No profit-sharing bonus this year. ESOP stock value down 20%. Everyone is *PISSED* in the break room lol.
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For those keeping score
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
For those keeping score
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An agency that has only existed since 2003, whose only role is to terrorize and intimidate brown and black folks (and the traitors who protect them), is buying 23 giant warehouses to solve a problem that doesn't exist.
I can't imagine how stupid you gotta be if you can't see the writing on the wall
I can't imagine how stupid you gotta be if you can't see the writing on the wall
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
An agency that has only existed since 2003, whose only role is to terrorize and intimidate brown and black folks (and the traitors who protect them), is buying 23 giant warehouses to solve a problem that doesn't exist.
I can't imagine how stupid you gotta be if you can't see the writing on the wall
I can't imagine how stupid you gotta be if you can't see the writing on the wall
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Alabama has the worst maternal mortality in the United States at 60 deaths per 100K live births. For reference, California has 18 deaths per 100K live births.
But Dr. Oz thinks it’s “cool” that American citizens do not have access to good reproductive healthcare in the wealthiest nation in history.
But Dr. Oz thinks it’s “cool” that American citizens do not have access to good reproductive healthcare in the wealthiest nation in history.
Dr Oz: "Alabama has no OBGYNs in many of their counties, so they're doing something pretty cool. They're actually having robots do ultrasounds on these pregnant moms."
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Alabama has the worst maternal mortality in the United States at 60 deaths per 100K live births. For reference, California has 18 deaths per 100K live births.
But Dr. Oz thinks it’s “cool” that American citizens do not have access to good reproductive healthcare in the wealthiest nation in history.
But Dr. Oz thinks it’s “cool” that American citizens do not have access to good reproductive healthcare in the wealthiest nation in history.
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THEY PUT THE 13 MEN ON THE FIELD PENALTY IN THE AD!!!!
The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
THEY PUT THE 13 MEN ON THE FIELD PENALTY IN THE AD!!!!
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I don't know if I have any fellow Olympics weirdos on here, but if so, I made a little Winter Olympics fantasy game to play. If you wanna participate, just let me know your 5 countries. 5 pts per gold, 3 pts per silver, 1 pt per bronze, each country has a multiplier.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Winter Olympics Fantasy 2026
docs.google.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I don't know if I have any fellow Olympics weirdos on here, but if so, I made a little Winter Olympics fantasy game to play. If you wanna participate, just let me know your 5 countries. 5 pts per gold, 3 pts per silver, 1 pt per bronze, each country has a multiplier.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
I don't know if I have any fellow Olympics weirdos on here, but if so, I made a little Winter Olympics fantasy game to play. If you wanna participate, just let me know your 5 countries. 5 pts per gold, 3 pts per silver, 1 pt per bronze, each country has a multiplier.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Winter Olympics Fantasy 2026
docs.google.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I don't know if I have any fellow Olympics weirdos on here, but if so, I made a little Winter Olympics fantasy game to play. If you wanna participate, just let me know your 5 countries. 5 pts per gold, 3 pts per silver, 1 pt per bronze, each country has a multiplier.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
The first Bojangles in Michigan opened by my house today. My verdict is the boberry biscuits are spectacular, the botatoes are good, and the sausage egg and cheese biscuit sandwich sucks lol.
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
The first Bojangles in Michigan opened by my house today. My verdict is the boberry biscuits are spectacular, the botatoes are good, and the sausage egg and cheese biscuit sandwich sucks lol.
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Super Bowl radio row is buzzing with the news: Bluesky is the official app of sports. Wild.
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Super Bowl radio row is buzzing with the news: Bluesky is the official app of sports. Wild.
It's amazing that countries all around the world, including America, are entirely built on the idea of "we just hope everyone adheres to the court says". And if anyone just wants to ignore the courts, they can. With impunity. And with no recourse. Everything is fake.
David French: This is not a drill www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...
February 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
It's amazing that countries all around the world, including America, are entirely built on the idea of "we just hope everyone adheres to the court says". And if anyone just wants to ignore the courts, they can. With impunity. And with no recourse. Everything is fake.
Wow a professional wrestler won Album of the Year.
February 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Wow a professional wrestler won Album of the Year.
Did they really let Pusha T up on stage at the Grammy's the day after he was named in the Epstein files?
February 2, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Did they really let Pusha T up on stage at the Grammy's the day after he was named in the Epstein files?
Can we please stop shoving microphones in front of people who no longer have the physical or mental capabilities of doing it correctly? It feels like elder abuse.
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Can we please stop shoving microphones in front of people who no longer have the physical or mental capabilities of doing it correctly? It feels like elder abuse.
This is the wildest example yet of my biggest pet peeve, which is that the dumbest people alive are the most powerful and have the most money. Without fail. It's never smart people in power or in wealthy circles.
From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
This is the wildest example yet of my biggest pet peeve, which is that the dumbest people alive are the most powerful and have the most money. Without fail. It's never smart people in power or in wealthy circles.