Kyle Schwerin
@kleshreen.bsky.social
T1 Diabetic. Swiftie. I have lots of opinions on sports, particularly in Detroit. I'm good at bowling, keeping stats at sporting events, and backing in to parking spots.
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Kyle Schwerin
@kleshreen.bsky.social
· Nov 11
For all my new followers, here's what you're gonna get, in order of likelihood:
Me being pessimistic about my sports teams
Reactions to sports
Me being positive about my sports teams
Leftist Propaganda
Pictures of food my wife made
Clowning about Taylor Swift stuff
Normal things
Enjoy 😂
Me being pessimistic about my sports teams
Reactions to sports
Me being positive about my sports teams
Leftist Propaganda
Pictures of food my wife made
Clowning about Taylor Swift stuff
Normal things
Enjoy 😂
My boss at work is making me take off December 22nd/23rd/24th and December 31st so I don't lose 32 hours of earned vacation time at the end of the year. And that's nice, but also I know that the 29th and 30th are going to be BRUTAL because nobody is going to cover me the 22nd-24th lol.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My boss at work is making me take off December 22nd/23rd/24th and December 31st so I don't lose 32 hours of earned vacation time at the end of the year. And that's nice, but also I know that the 29th and 30th are going to be BRUTAL because nobody is going to cover me the 22nd-24th lol.
I love so much that Matt Stafford is gonna be a first-ballot HOF'er.
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I love so much that Matt Stafford is gonna be a first-ballot HOF'er.
Hell yea, Lions. Thank you for saving that abhorrent game.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hell yea, Lions. Thank you for saving that abhorrent game.
This is gonna come down to a 2-point conversion for the Giants, isn't it
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is gonna come down to a 2-point conversion for the Giants, isn't it
I'm so tired of Brian Branch.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm so tired of Brian Branch.
Like I'm at the point where I kind of want an investigation in to if Amon-Ra has a DraftKings account.
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Like I'm at the point where I kind of want an investigation in to if Amon-Ra has a DraftKings account.
Literally what the hell is going on with the Lions, man
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Literally what the hell is going on with the Lions, man
Amon-Ra has been absolute dogwater since the moment he did the Trump dance. Same thing that happened to the Tigers when they did it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Amon-Ra has been absolute dogwater since the moment he did the Trump dance. Same thing that happened to the Tigers when they did it.
Gosh, please let this man win our senate seat.
Michigan deserves a healthcare system where the people win, not the corporations.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Gosh, please let this man win our senate seat.
My wife is the prettiest. Would hate to be you people who aren't married to her.
oh, goddamn. my pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand 💕 folklore sweater got snubbed in the drop frenzy but I love her sm🫶 a better match to my personal style than cardigans, but I’m so happy to see everyone that got to snag their iso cardis today!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My wife is the prettiest. Would hate to be you people who aren't married to her.
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oh, goddamn. my pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand 💕 folklore sweater got snubbed in the drop frenzy but I love her sm🫶 a better match to my personal style than cardigans, but I’m so happy to see everyone that got to snag their iso cardis today!!
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
oh, goddamn. my pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand 💕 folklore sweater got snubbed in the drop frenzy but I love her sm🫶 a better match to my personal style than cardigans, but I’m so happy to see everyone that got to snag their iso cardis today!!
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hi my name is molly and my hand hurts
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
hi my name is molly and my hand hurts
You guys wanna hear something crazy?
Tim Hardaway Jr. is 25th in career 3-pointers in NBA history.
Tim Hardaway Jr. is 25th in career 3-pointers in NBA history.
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You guys wanna hear something crazy?
Tim Hardaway Jr. is 25th in career 3-pointers in NBA history.
Tim Hardaway Jr. is 25th in career 3-pointers in NBA history.
I don't think I've ever said this about any game show before - but I'm supremely confident I would finish at least top five in 99 To Beat.
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don't think I've ever said this about any game show before - but I'm supremely confident I would finish at least top five in 99 To Beat.
The general vibes of our Christmas decorating.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The general vibes of our Christmas decorating.
Christmas is officially here now that Pickolas Cage is on the tree.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Christmas is officially here now that Pickolas Cage is on the tree.
The body language of every Lions offensive player is just garbage. They all look dejected and defeated.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The body language of every Lions offensive player is just garbage. They all look dejected and defeated.
Goff has been bad, and Amon-Ra has been bad, and Jamo has been bad. Not a great combination. Gibbs is the only guy on offense who has shown up tonight.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Goff has been bad, and Amon-Ra has been bad, and Jamo has been bad. Not a great combination. Gibbs is the only guy on offense who has shown up tonight.
I'm so tired of Jameson Williams constantly getting celebration penalties, man. You know your kicker can't kick a 48 yard field goal, what the hell are you doing you idiot?
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm so tired of Jameson Williams constantly getting celebration penalties, man. You know your kicker can't kick a 48 yard field goal, what the hell are you doing you idiot?
It's kinda crazy how much insanely better Kelvin Sheppard is than Aaron Glenn was for this defense.
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It's kinda crazy how much insanely better Kelvin Sheppard is than Aaron Glenn was for this defense.
You're missing both of your guards, your center is one of the worst in the league, and your opponent's DT's are maybe the best position group in all of football. So your 4th and 1 play is a dive right up the center's ass? Alright.
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You're missing both of your guards, your center is one of the worst in the league, and your opponent's DT's are maybe the best position group in all of football. So your 4th and 1 play is a dive right up the center's ass? Alright.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Early returns for the Lions are not looking great. The defense is playing well, but offensively, the OL has gotten absolutely dominated on every play so far.
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Early returns for the Lions are not looking great. The defense is playing well, but offensively, the OL has gotten absolutely dominated on every play so far.
Uhhhhhh this isn't going well for the Lions.
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Uhhhhhh this isn't going well for the Lions.