Kleptoplast 🌱
@kleptoplast.bsky.social
Solarpunk, biochem engineer, humanist
This is the bug brigade:
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This is the bug brigade:
🪱🐌🐜🦗🪳🦟🪲🪰🐝🦋🐞🐛🦂🕷️🦐🦀🦞
Copy & paste in your profile if you support the bug brigade
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Five Nights at Uni’s?
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Five Nights at Uni’s?
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some cats and some cats(???)
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
some cats and some cats(???)
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Woah! Jolly birthday Smooth Coke!
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Woah! Jolly birthday Smooth Coke!
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crisped rice 👉 Rice Krispies
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
crisped rice 👉 Rice Krispies
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Hey check this out *tfs into this and doesn’t turn back*
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hey check this out *tfs into this and doesn’t turn back*
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cool down drawing of Grandma as Galactic Nova from the Kirby series
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
cool down drawing of Grandma as Galactic Nova from the Kirby series
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it sucks when you’re a beast of a bog and you just want to wander without wreaking havoc :-/
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
it sucks when you’re a beast of a bog and you just want to wander without wreaking havoc :-/
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heard a lot of people are experiencing eternal pain after being burned while travelling through a pipe but it's never happened to me, guess i'm just built different
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
heard a lot of people are experiencing eternal pain after being burned while travelling through a pipe but it's never happened to me, guess i'm just built different
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these riders are pissing me off
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
these riders are pissing me off
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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The I am a teacher: Super Mario Sweater Movie
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The I am a teacher: Super Mario Sweater Movie
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I made this collage to honour Mario's beautiful chunky nose 👃🏻⭐️
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I made this collage to honour Mario's beautiful chunky nose 👃🏻⭐️
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finally watching Hundreds of Beavers and there are so many jokes in this that are like. Applied physics
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
finally watching Hundreds of Beavers and there are so many jokes in this that are like. Applied physics
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Yoshi used to look perpetually sleepy, but they made him woke now.
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Yoshi used to look perpetually sleepy, but they made him woke now.
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This is the future leftists want
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is the future leftists want
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Groomda has an Ice Form?
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Groomda has an Ice Form?
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
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“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷♂️
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷♂️