Kiwijam
@kiwiijam.bsky.social
she/they
i read and write and play video games and that's about it
fandom clown
i read and write and play video games and that's about it
fandom clown
do NOT read the comments before playing the video
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
do NOT read the comments before playing the video
small talk tips from my line of work, if you're at an event do these 3 in order: where are you coming from, how was the drive/traffic/trip, what brings you here
people bitch about small talk, but small talk — and being able to shoot the shit with a stranger — is a key fucking social skill, and while i understand it doesn’t come naturally to everyone, it *is* one that’s useful and worth working on
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
small talk tips from my line of work, if you're at an event do these 3 in order: where are you coming from, how was the drive/traffic/trip, what brings you here
having the worst fomo rn
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
having the worst fomo rn
the chair company is SO fucking funny man. like every sunday night i tune in to the silly tim robinson breaking bad show & immediately feel what joaquin phoenix joker must have felt when he was dancing on those steps & nothing is real except for me and my best friend tim robinson
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the chair company is SO fucking funny man. like every sunday night i tune in to the silly tim robinson breaking bad show & immediately feel what joaquin phoenix joker must have felt when he was dancing on those steps & nothing is real except for me and my best friend tim robinson
started tales of xillia and the air is yet again thick with bisexual men
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
started tales of xillia and the air is yet again thick with bisexual men
remember the majority of chatgpt is trained from reddit posts. this video could not be more reddit-coded, and every subreddit is a bunch of people giving each other psychosis already.
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
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October 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
remember the majority of chatgpt is trained from reddit posts. this video could not be more reddit-coded, and every subreddit is a bunch of people giving each other psychosis already.
jamie oliver doing masterful ragebait aimed at asians. on a side note i do think we need to start gatekeeping recipes from white ppl again. no you can't make peking duck. no not even in your own house. why? bc i said so
after looking this up it's wild that jamie oliver used absolutely no korean ingredients in his "korean fried rice"
- american bbq sauce
- thai/viet sriracha
- american basmati (ben's original), boiled
- mint and coriander
- plain western cabbage
it's as korean as i am nigerian or venezuelan
- american bbq sauce
- thai/viet sriracha
- american basmati (ben's original), boiled
- mint and coriander
- plain western cabbage
it's as korean as i am nigerian or venezuelan
I'm looking at Uncle Roger's comments and they are cursing Jamie Oliver out in hangul. Koreans are PISSED
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
jamie oliver doing masterful ragebait aimed at asians. on a side note i do think we need to start gatekeeping recipes from white ppl again. no you can't make peking duck. no not even in your own house. why? bc i said so
apparently this is just the actual guy that owns the store irl. i know tim robinson interacted with bro for 5 secs before yelling at zach kanin from across the room "you gotta come listen to this guy speak"
The Chair Company - At His Limit
YouTube video by Darkstar Consortium
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October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
apparently this is just the actual guy that owns the store irl. i know tim robinson interacted with bro for 5 secs before yelling at zach kanin from across the room "you gotta come listen to this guy speak"
the ending of ep2 of the chair company had me FRIGHTENED. had me PRESSED. had me screaming TIM WHAT'S HAPPENING at the screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
the ending of ep2 of the chair company had me FRIGHTENED. had me PRESSED. had me screaming TIM WHAT'S HAPPENING at the screen.
this person Gets It
hades 2……… WHY can’t I romance Prometheus
October 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
this person Gets It
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they've got two big ideas to save america
"For Hooters’ Original Founders, Saving The Chain Is A Higher Calling: 'America Needs Us.'"
@chloesorvino.bsky.social for @forbes.com
@chloesorvino.bsky.social for @forbes.com
For Hooters’ Original Founders, Saving The Chain Is A Higher Calling: “America Needs Us.”
A group of Florida friends thought it would be fun to open a restaurant in the 1980s that “they couldn’t get kicked out of.” Now in their 70s, they’re buying back franchises with a plan to restore the...
www.forbes.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
they've got two big ideas to save america
hey quick questions how the fuck did you do that
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
hey quick questions how the fuck did you do that
people don't like facing themselves. they don't like to ask themselves questions such as "who would i kill if i were a vampire".
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
people don't like facing themselves. they don't like to ask themselves questions such as "who would i kill if i were a vampire".
incredible things happening in the replies. yes there is a difference between good art and bad art. no you can't categorize a piece of art you think is bad with "not art". i think these people's brains might break when they start engaging with other forms of art that aren't video games
(honest question) what are the “good” video games? artistically i mean, not in a “i enjoyed this escapist slop” kind of way
Well. It's not Red Dead Redemption 2, but it's like one of three video games I'd genuinely consider good.
October 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
incredible things happening in the replies. yes there is a difference between good art and bad art. no you can't categorize a piece of art you think is bad with "not art". i think these people's brains might break when they start engaging with other forms of art that aren't video games
LOUVRE HEIST LOUVRE HEIST
Louvre closed after robbery, French culture minister says
Louvre closed after robbery, French culture minister says
Rachida Dati announces robbery had taken place at world’s most-visited museum
The Louvre in Paris, the world’s most-visited museum, has suddenly closed for the day after the French culture minister said there had a been a robbery.
“A robbery took place this morning at the opening of the Louvre Museum,” Rachida Dati wrote on social media. She used the French word braquage, which can mean robbery or hold-up. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
LOUVRE HEIST LOUVRE HEIST
finally. ai stealing MY job
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
finally. ai stealing MY job
I am not immune to the Li Tai agenda. they don’t make men like this in cdramas anymore
October 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I am not immune to the Li Tai agenda. they don’t make men like this in cdramas anymore
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watching empress i was like wow xi xin feels like she has such a gay aura. i look up her actress and
October 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
watching empress i was like wow xi xin feels like she has such a gay aura. i look up her actress and
*taps mic* the reason i do not enjoy "romantasy" when i'm more into written pornography than anyone could possibly fathom, is because you really, really have to go out of your way to find stuff that doesn't portray white people as the only sexually desirable beings around
October 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
*taps mic* the reason i do not enjoy "romantasy" when i'm more into written pornography than anyone could possibly fathom, is because you really, really have to go out of your way to find stuff that doesn't portray white people as the only sexually desirable beings around
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
the problem with writing in mandarin: 1) i suck at writing in mandarin 2) some of my stories don't work in any other language but mandarin. just bilingual brainworms
October 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
the problem with writing in mandarin: 1) i suck at writing in mandarin 2) some of my stories don't work in any other language but mandarin. just bilingual brainworms
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had a dream they changed the name to Dick’s Sharting Goods and everyone was just like “yeah that makes sense”
October 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
had a dream they changed the name to Dick’s Sharting Goods and everyone was just like “yeah that makes sense”
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me after 10 hours of road to empress:
October 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
me after 10 hours of road to empress:
road to empress is just like: death by strangulation. death by soup. death by taking a bath for too long. death by betraying your aunt in the palace who is evil. 20 minutes of the highest-production-value toxic doomed yaoi i have ever seen in my life. death by soup
October 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
road to empress is just like: death by strangulation. death by soup. death by taking a bath for too long. death by betraying your aunt in the palace who is evil. 20 minutes of the highest-production-value toxic doomed yaoi i have ever seen in my life. death by soup
every time i play hades 2: i want to be the best video game player and i want to get the best grade at playing video games, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
October 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
every time i play hades 2: i want to be the best video game player and i want to get the best grade at playing video games, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve