Misdemeanorous Monk
@keyboardwarrior.bsky.social
Artist, cat lover, and amateur plumber. You've read my books, and you loved them.
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Hey Virginia peeps, Michael reached out to me for a conversation (he’s running for office there) and I think he’s worth taking a look at - he’s running against a 75 year old incumbent Dem and wants to shake things up. Here’s some info if you’re so inclined.
www.duffin4va.com
www.duffin4va.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hey Virginia peeps, Michael reached out to me for a conversation (he’s running for office there) and I think he’s worth taking a look at - he’s running against a 75 year old incumbent Dem and wants to shake things up. Here’s some info if you’re so inclined.
www.duffin4va.com
www.duffin4va.com
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In London. I have a five year-old British Ukrainian girl teaching me all the important words:
Kokashka poop
Peesha wee wee
Toalet toilet
Pook pook fart
Kokashka poop
Peesha wee wee
Toalet toilet
Pook pook fart
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
In London. I have a five year-old British Ukrainian girl teaching me all the important words:
Kokashka poop
Peesha wee wee
Toalet toilet
Pook pook fart
Kokashka poop
Peesha wee wee
Toalet toilet
Pook pook fart
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Die Spitz - Riding With My Girls
Die Spitz - RIDING WITH MY GIRLS (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Die Spitz - Riding With My Girls
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Babby eats first. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Babby eats first. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
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I spent Halloween Week at the Virginia Capitol as Democrats passed a measure that could have voters decide if they can redistrict Congressional seats to favor Democrats.
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I spent Halloween Week at the Virginia Capitol as Democrats passed a measure that could have voters decide if they can redistrict Congressional seats to favor Democrats.
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Somebody said y'all would rather support that white woman over Winsome Earle-Sears
Let me tell you something... VOTE FOR THAT WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!
Let me tell you something... VOTE FOR THAT WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Somebody said y'all would rather support that white woman over Winsome Earle-Sears
Let me tell you something... VOTE FOR THAT WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!
Let me tell you something... VOTE FOR THAT WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!
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This Mexican WWII poster is some of the hardest shit ever
October 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This Mexican WWII poster is some of the hardest shit ever
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for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh.
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh.
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
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In my time I have been forcibly committed, incarcerated, and spent nine months sleeping in a car. I spent decades self medicating with substance abuse. But with support and the right treatment, I've made a pretty damn good life for myself. You are never a loser. It's just harder for you.
Lots of times, severely mentally ill people let the world make them think they're losers because they had traumatic setbacks on their path. People break down & drop out of school programs, spend time unhoused, deal with the trauma of cop brutality & psych incarceration & we can't compare ourselves.
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
In my time I have been forcibly committed, incarcerated, and spent nine months sleeping in a car. I spent decades self medicating with substance abuse. But with support and the right treatment, I've made a pretty damn good life for myself. You are never a loser. It's just harder for you.
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
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The demo for "This is Fine: MAXIMUM COPE" is available now to try out on Steam Next Fest! It works great on a steam deck, as that's how I've been testing it out! Give a look over! It's legit, I swear!!!!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3229980/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3229980/...
This Is Fine: Maximum Cope on Steam
The world famous meme debuts in his first video game. Play as Question Hound in a retro adventure platformer, traversing perilous pits and enraged enemies to overcome the manifestations of his anxieti...
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October 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The demo for "This is Fine: MAXIMUM COPE" is available now to try out on Steam Next Fest! It works great on a steam deck, as that's how I've been testing it out! Give a look over! It's legit, I swear!!!!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3229980/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3229980/...
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journalists really need to report that jd vance gushes about hitler so much you'd think he was charlie kirk's neck
October 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
journalists really need to report that jd vance gushes about hitler so much you'd think he was charlie kirk's neck
Oh god what's happened now
October 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Oh god what's happened now
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Fun fact: Calzones were invented in 1976 by a New Jersey pizzeria owner named Luigi Calzoni.
One of his customers kept complaining that his pizzas were messy, sloppy, "too fucking wet" so Luigi went "ok fuck this I'm just gonna fold that fucker closed."
And thus a legend was born.
One of his customers kept complaining that his pizzas were messy, sloppy, "too fucking wet" so Luigi went "ok fuck this I'm just gonna fold that fucker closed."
And thus a legend was born.
December 21, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Fun fact: Calzones were invented in 1976 by a New Jersey pizzeria owner named Luigi Calzoni.
One of his customers kept complaining that his pizzas were messy, sloppy, "too fucking wet" so Luigi went "ok fuck this I'm just gonna fold that fucker closed."
And thus a legend was born.
One of his customers kept complaining that his pizzas were messy, sloppy, "too fucking wet" so Luigi went "ok fuck this I'm just gonna fold that fucker closed."
And thus a legend was born.
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October 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
LED Body Jewelry for $9.98!
Buy on Amazon ➡️
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A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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If anyone is going out for Halloween and needs a date, it's October 31st.
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If anyone is going out for Halloween and needs a date, it's October 31st.
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
October 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
@andyrichter.co you beautiful beast, you did magnificently!
October 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
@andyrichter.co you beautiful beast, you did magnificently!