Kevyn On Video
@kevynonvideo.bsky.social
Late X'er/proto-millennial... movie, podcast, comedy, progressive politics, and Nintendo enthusiast. Semi-decent artist. Terrible bio writer.
To anyone in the old guard Democratic Party or liberal pundit class who needs to hear it, when the candidate you ruthlessly smeared wins anyway and your constituents party like it’s the end of Return of the Jedi, maybe it’s time to reconsider your place in all this
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
To anyone in the old guard Democratic Party or liberal pundit class who needs to hear it, when the candidate you ruthlessly smeared wins anyway and your constituents party like it’s the end of Return of the Jedi, maybe it’s time to reconsider your place in all this
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
When the inevitable movies are made about this dark time, may I recommend casting Kieran Culkin for Mike Johnson? He really captured the intense relish of someone thinking about how much he’s going to enjoy pissing himself in a shared bed later on.
October 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When the inevitable movies are made about this dark time, may I recommend casting Kieran Culkin for Mike Johnson? He really captured the intense relish of someone thinking about how much he’s going to enjoy pissing himself in a shared bed later on.
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Sometimes the most obvious clip is obvious for a reason.
October 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sometimes the most obvious clip is obvious for a reason.
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In a sane world the material rewards bestowed on any one of the 100% talentless, dumb Trump kids would have destroyed the meritocracy myth forever. The fact that there are now 4-5 Trumpling wastrels shows that our current system is fucked beyond redemption.
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
In a sane world the material rewards bestowed on any one of the 100% talentless, dumb Trump kids would have destroyed the meritocracy myth forever. The fact that there are now 4-5 Trumpling wastrels shows that our current system is fucked beyond redemption.
The new Tron movie may be a flop, but surely we can agree that the new Tron dance rips?
The Pointer Sisters - Neutron Dance
YouTube video by PointerSistersVEVO
www.youtube.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The new Tron movie may be a flop, but surely we can agree that the new Tron dance rips?
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It's sad 'cause my niece named her daughter Antifa in 2002, and now folks think it's a political thing and whatnot.
September 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's sad 'cause my niece named her daughter Antifa in 2002, and now folks think it's a political thing and whatnot.
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I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.
September 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
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"Papa Snoop, what did you mean when you said you got bitches in the living room getting it on, and they ain't leaving till 6 in the morning?"
Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of a lesbian couple being depicted in 'Lightyear'
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
August 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"Papa Snoop, what did you mean when you said you got bitches in the living room getting it on, and they ain't leaving till 6 in the morning?"
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I’ve been informed that you don’t call the main character of Doctor Who “Dr. Who.” He is Dr. Who’s Monster.
(you don’t even have to look and sound like a backup Dr Who)
July 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’ve been informed that you don’t call the main character of Doctor Who “Dr. Who.” He is Dr. Who’s Monster.
All these films should have the space to do fun Bond style cold opens that utilize colorful b-tier villains like Red Ghost & his Super Apes. Cutting John F-ing Malkovich because there’s too much plot for a 2 ½ hour movie honestly tempers my excitement for FF quite a bit.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
John Malkovich’s Red Ghost Cut From ‘Fantastic Four’; Director Says ‘It Was Heartbreaking Not to Include Him’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Actor John Malkovich will no longer appear in Marvel’s “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” as the Red Ghost, director Matt Shakman confirmed to Variety.
variety.com
July 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
All these films should have the space to do fun Bond style cold opens that utilize colorful b-tier villains like Red Ghost & his Super Apes. Cutting John F-ing Malkovich because there’s too much plot for a 2 ½ hour movie honestly tempers my excitement for FF quite a bit.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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Mr. Mamdani it says right here in your fifth grade MASH document that you were to live in a mansion, your wife was to be avril lavigne, your job was to be something called a "spider kisser",
July 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mr. Mamdani it says right here in your fifth grade MASH document that you were to live in a mansion, your wife was to be avril lavigne, your job was to be something called a "spider kisser",
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1) many Trump voters HAVE been lied to about what they would be getting, AND
2) many of them went for those lies bc they are childish, petty, spiteful assholes who want to see the people they hate being bullied and punished
both can be true
2) many of them went for those lies bc they are childish, petty, spiteful assholes who want to see the people they hate being bullied and punished
both can be true
a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in front of potted plants .
Alt: a little girl asks in Spanish, "why not both"? she is hoisted upon her family's shoulders as a hero
media.tenor.com
July 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
1) many Trump voters HAVE been lied to about what they would be getting, AND
2) many of them went for those lies bc they are childish, petty, spiteful assholes who want to see the people they hate being bullied and punished
both can be true
2) many of them went for those lies bc they are childish, petty, spiteful assholes who want to see the people they hate being bullied and punished
both can be true
Far from the worst thing he’s done, even just this weekend, but it reminds me of how the original run of Bloom County ended with Trump (whose brain has been placed in Bill the cat, long story) buying the strip, firing the cast and ultimately paving over Opus’ beloved dandelion patch
bit.ly/4nbJzPN
bit.ly/4nbJzPN
June 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Far from the worst thing he’s done, even just this weekend, but it reminds me of how the original run of Bloom County ended with Trump (whose brain has been placed in Bill the cat, long story) buying the strip, firing the cast and ultimately paving over Opus’ beloved dandelion patch
bit.ly/4nbJzPN
bit.ly/4nbJzPN
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Love y'all so damn much.
June 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Love y'all so damn much.
if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
May 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The kids might not understand this but before the endless choice of streaming, if you owned the vhs/dvd or the movie played on basic cable with any kind of regularity, you probably watched it DOZENS of times. No hate but I would not have chosen to see Grease as many times as I had if I’d had options
April 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The kids might not understand this but before the endless choice of streaming, if you owned the vhs/dvd or the movie played on basic cable with any kind of regularity, you probably watched it DOZENS of times. No hate but I would not have chosen to see Grease as many times as I had if I’d had options
My understanding is that the quality this guy values above all others is loyalty.
April 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My understanding is that the quality this guy values above all others is loyalty.
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April 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Chuck I implore you to stop talking about this amazing future where everyone will realize what a terrible time this was when we are experiencing the terrible time right now
History will remember April 9, 2025 as America’s actual liberation day—the day that President Trump backed down from his ridiculous tariff fiasco.
April 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Chuck I implore you to stop talking about this amazing future where everyone will realize what a terrible time this was when we are experiencing the terrible time right now
