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Fiddler w/a Cusser
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Yinzer In A Strange Land
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations
Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
Dirty South England
Pinned
Socialism or Barbarism
what made me fall in love with 🏏 was walking around Cardiff listening to Stuart Broad go 8-15 in the Ashes
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
*horny Sha Na Na voice*

🎵 Now can you handjob, baby?
Oh, can you handjob, baby?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Born to handjob, oh yeah! 🎵
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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back on. my bullshit
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Hill District. Centre Ave. Caller says that the Russians and Putin are spying on her. / Звонившая говорит, что за ней шпионят русские и Путин.
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Can someone lend me £60,000 to £120,000? It’s for important science!
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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East Hills. Bricelyn Street. Caller said her brother must have brought a lady home with him last night. He went to work and she is still there. The sister wants the alleged jezebel removed.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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time travel authority employee: oh hey u guys are back early

chrononaut: internet’s fascist

time travel authority employee: what?

chrononaut: *loading a pistol and getting back in the time portal* internet’s fascist
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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pretty sure i wont be disappointed in anyone in these files at all but im different
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.

1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Leave Bluesky for Mastodon
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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i will be getting all my christmas gifts on stockx. i am going to turn my 5 year old niece into a hypebeast
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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its called runescape because when you meet someone who plays it you RUN to ESCAPE
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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They should make burner laptops you can snap in half after one zoom meeting
February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Les Lye of “You Can’t Do That on Television” fame was born on this day 101 years ago.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi watching Cocoon with a towel on the bed
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Some of you aren't Down With The Sickness and it really shows.
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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obamna
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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This is how they treat the NYPD in Mamdani's America....
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
if the softhead Dems keep hugging up on MTG everyone’s gotta walk the fuck away
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Brimful of Dasha
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM