Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦🇺🇦
@kevininalberta.com
Alberta from Ontario by way of Texas.
Leafs/Jays/Bills/Raps/Argos/Trek/Wars/MCU
Adult ADHD haver. Fun fact: I'm mind blind! It's called aphantasia. Apanthrope. Media: LMNOP Agency, LLC @imsotara.bsky.social is my significantly better half. (INTJ-T)
Leafs/Jays/Bills/Raps/Argos/Trek/Wars/MCU
Adult ADHD haver. Fun fact: I'm mind blind! It's called aphantasia. Apanthrope. Media: LMNOP Agency, LLC @imsotara.bsky.social is my significantly better half. (INTJ-T)
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Another older tip for newbies. Set your system to make you use alt text. Bluesky is the nice place, and we should be nice to users who use alt text.
Note: on Bluesky you can have your settings force you to add alt-text before posting, and I recommend doing so.
Alt text is great because:
A) it helps people who are vision impaired.
2) it helps people who aren't Extremely Online℠ (me!) get the reference.
Ω) you can hide funny stuff in there.
A) it helps people who are vision impaired.
2) it helps people who aren't Extremely Online℠ (me!) get the reference.
Ω) you can hide funny stuff in there.
So there’s someone on TikTok who is doing a MALORT ADVENT CALENDAR and I just need y’all to also see this. We’re only 4 days in and I’m slightly concerned how easy this person just drinks Malort. 😳
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December 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Merry Christmas to all, except the fascists, who I hope one day awaken and see the light in all their fellow humans, and until then, to prison with you all
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Merry Christmas to all, except the fascists, who I hope one day awaken and see the light in all their fellow humans, and until then, to prison with you all
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"If we build this large wooden badger..."
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"If we build this large wooden badger..."
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A few excerpts from Darmok's Christmas Story:
Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.
Randy, his arms down.
The Old Man, when the lamp broke.
Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.
Randy, his arms down.
The Old Man, when the lamp broke.
Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A few excerpts from Darmok's Christmas Story:
Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.
Randy, his arms down.
The Old Man, when the lamp broke.
Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.
Randy, his arms down.
The Old Man, when the lamp broke.
Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
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Anyone want to take a break from their annoying relatives? Start a drinking game where you drink every time Al and Kirk talk about Travis Kelce.
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Anyone want to take a break from their annoying relatives? Start a drinking game where you drink every time Al and Kirk talk about Travis Kelce.
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New ornament for the tree
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
New ornament for the tree
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Welcome to bluesky, we keep to the old ways here
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Welcome to bluesky, we keep to the old ways here
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the fentanyl panic is so boring. “it’s a substance so powerful that the mere thought of it will cause the synaptic network of a whole police force to seize up & collapse like that time geordi was going to infect the borg with an impossible shape.” who cares. i miss the drug panics of the 80s.
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the fentanyl panic is so boring. “it’s a substance so powerful that the mere thought of it will cause the synaptic network of a whole police force to seize up & collapse like that time geordi was going to infect the borg with an impossible shape.” who cares. i miss the drug panics of the 80s.
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it will be called Picard's Teahouse. we will serve nothing but hot Earl Grey, a decision which will prove immediately disastrous. we close within 3 weeks. in a desperate attempt to recoup the licensing fees we paid, we are soon arrested on charges of arson and insurance fraud. we are ruined.
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
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December 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
it will be called Picard's Teahouse. we will serve nothing but hot Earl Grey, a decision which will prove immediately disastrous. we close within 3 weeks. in a desperate attempt to recoup the licensing fees we paid, we are soon arrested on charges of arson and insurance fraud. we are ruined.
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Oh boy!!
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh boy!!
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁⛄
santa claus blowing snow from his hands with the words enjoy the magic on the bottom left
Alt: santa claus blowing snow from his hands with the words Merry Christmas on the bottom left
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December 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁⛄
I can futz my way into a halfway decent wrap. What I cannot for the life of me sort out is a fitted sheet
Transitioning doesn't change everything about a person
I still can't wrap presents worth a damn 😅
I still can't wrap presents worth a damn 😅
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I can futz my way into a halfway decent wrap. What I cannot for the life of me sort out is a fitted sheet
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Anyone who fails to conform will be shunned, unless they can demonstrate their profitability.
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
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December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Anyone who fails to conform will be shunned, unless they can demonstrate their profitability.
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Once again looking for any help understanding this. Do I have any French friends on here?
Still think about this 1960 French film "Zazie in the Subway" I was watching a few years ago. This part is so weird. Dude changes to a black man for a split second while telling the guy his name and then back again.
#film
#film
December 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Once again looking for any help understanding this. Do I have any French friends on here?
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Serious Eats reverse seared prime rib roast, red wine reduction, baked mushroom risotto, creamed spinach. Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Serious Eats reverse seared prime rib roast, red wine reduction, baked mushroom risotto, creamed spinach. Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!
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I kinda had to.
Buffalo’s Week 16: The Pain Makes Me Feel Alive
I called it last week. Between the must-win Patriots game and the Eagles game this coming weekend, the matchup against the Cleveland Browns…
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December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I kinda had to.
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There is an Icelandic tradition called Jólabókaflóð, where books are exchanged as #ChristmasEve presents, & the rest of the night is spent reading them & drinking hot chocolate.
Now why don't we do this in the UK?
#MerryChristmas all..
#Books
Now why don't we do this in the UK?
#MerryChristmas all..
#Books
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
There is an Icelandic tradition called Jólabókaflóð, where books are exchanged as #ChristmasEve presents, & the rest of the night is spent reading them & drinking hot chocolate.
Now why don't we do this in the UK?
#MerryChristmas all..
#Books
Now why don't we do this in the UK?
#MerryChristmas all..
#Books
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Hi, my name is Dylan and I’m looking for more active friends on here!
Things I love:
•Dogs
•Baseball and Football
•Music
•Guitar
•Mental Health Awareness
•420 friendly
•🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ safe
•Video games
I’d love to have more people to talk to!
Please share and be kind! Thank you!
#promosky
Things I love:
•Dogs
•Baseball and Football
•Music
•Guitar
•Mental Health Awareness
•420 friendly
•🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ safe
•Video games
I’d love to have more people to talk to!
Please share and be kind! Thank you!
#promosky
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hi, my name is Dylan and I’m looking for more active friends on here!
Things I love:
•Dogs
•Baseball and Football
•Music
•Guitar
•Mental Health Awareness
•420 friendly
•🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ safe
•Video games
I’d love to have more people to talk to!
Please share and be kind! Thank you!
#promosky
Things I love:
•Dogs
•Baseball and Football
•Music
•Guitar
•Mental Health Awareness
•420 friendly
•🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ safe
•Video games
I’d love to have more people to talk to!
Please share and be kind! Thank you!
#promosky
Search your first name and then “glamour shot” and post a photo.
December 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Search your first name and then “glamour shot” and post a photo.
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December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The Leafs should score a bunch of PPGs today just as a goof.
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The Leafs should score a bunch of PPGs today just as a goof.
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
It's the right thing to do!
Colts down 41-27 in the 4th and pull Philip Rivers to go with backup Wilford Brimley.
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It's the right thing to do!