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Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦🇺🇦
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Alberta from Ontario by way of Texas.
Leafs/Jays/Bills/Raps/Argos/Trek/Wars/MCU
Adult ADHD haver. Fun fact: I'm mind blind! It's called aphantasia. Apanthrope. Media: LMNOP Agency, LLC @imsotara.bsky.social is my significantly better half. (INTJ-T)
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Why is there no 19? I'm just going to assume it was something that I've done, so 1 point for not being an annoying jackass with a boombox.
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST Give yourself 1 point for each thing you've NEVER done. 1. Operated a rotary phone 2. Slid a floppy disk into a PC 3. Typed on an actual typewriter 4. Snapped photos with a film camera 5. Played music on a CD 6. Rewound a cassette tape with a pencil 7. Dropped the needle on a vinyl record 8. Rocked a Walkman like a rebel 9. Blasted tunes from a boombox on your shoulder 10. Watched a movie on VHS and prayed it doesn't jam 11. Sent or received a fax like a business wizard 12. Recorded songs from the radio like a mixtape hero 13. Rented a VHS at Blockbuster on a Friday night 14. Heard the screech of dial-up internet 15. Looked up someone in a phone book 16. Sent a postcard with actual handwriting 17. Used a paper map and didn't get lost 18. Owned a proper dusty dictionary 20. Had a whole encyclopedia collection
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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20 books, one per day, in no particular order, that you’ve read and would recommend to another reader.
No comments, just covers.

Day 1 - The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides

#BookChallenge #BookSky 💙📚
Cover Art of the #1 New York Times Bestseller The Silent Patient Alex Michaelides
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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At least the blog post has 11 comments.
www.torontomike.com/2008/07/uncl...
Uncle Cliffy Gives Us The Finger By Toronto Mike Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 11 Comments
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Synchronicity
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@piripiripie: Me, if our doorbell rings after the 1st pitch. <MichaelJordanfuckthemkids.jpg> @weirdneal: <image of shark mouth with bared teeth with candy within> "What if the kids are too afraid to get the candy?" "Fuck them kids."
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Hey now, you're an all-star
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October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Not a great start! 🚫☕
The remains of a glass coffee pot in a trash can.
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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The real ones know
The rest of my text conversation after the two HRs to open the game. Me: Back to back jacks! What a start!!! Fuck yeah Me: When the Jays win it's going to be Vladdy MVP Definitely
October 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Many people are saying
A text sent by yours truly: Back to back jacks!
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Yeah, it might be petty, but you love to see it.
MLB Game End. 20m TOR 6 - LAD 2 (Final) Win: S. Bieber (2-0, 3.57 ERA) This part-> Loss: S. Ohtani (2-1, 3.50 ERA) TOR +165, O/U Push 8
October 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Put Knies Out in the Knives Out font.
October 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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That reminded me of this
BB Bats "candy" that broke your fucking teeth.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Okay, Miss Vickie, let's do this
1 bag of each, Miss Vickie's Vodka Sauce Pizza and Cacio E Pepe potato chips.
October 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Thanks for the timely info!
Google alert from 44 minutes ago to a Newsweek article that says "Blue Jays predicted to ditch outfielder in Bo Bichette move for World Series."
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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"I'm not sure I've even seen one whole one. 🤣"
Text says "Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent." Image is the corner of a room that looks like a murder scene with blood on the walls and a chest with a lamp and a small TV which has, on its screen, an image that looks VERY MUCH LIKE AN ARSE!)
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I guess there's just one thing left to do
October 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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A picture of a old woman laying her head back. Her eyes are closed and an unseen person is pouring soy sauce on her eye.
October 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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The Hawaiian driver's license of one McLovin who lives in Honolulu. From the film Superbad.
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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A mostly white cat with black ears is hissing at an image of a human brain with the caption, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THINKING
October 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Those were the days!
ONE NIGHT COUGH SYRUP EACH OUNCE CONTAINS ALCOHOL, (less than 1%) 4 1/4m CANNABIS INDICA,F.E., 4 1/2m. CHLOROFORM, 2 1/5m. MORPHIA, SULPH, 1/8 gr SKILLFULLY COMBINED WITH A NUMBER OF OTHER INGREDIENTS DIRECTIONS DOST-One half teaspoonful three Prepared
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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MLB update SEA Mariners Scoring Play (Bot 7th) Leo Rivas singles to left field DET Tigers 2, SEA Mariners 2 Covering: Push, u5.5
October 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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😲
theScore now MLB update DET Tigers Scoring Play (Top 6th) Kerry Carpenter homers to center field DET Tigers 2, SEA Mariners 1 Covering: DET Tigers (-120), u5.5
October 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM