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Kelly 😇
@kellybdevoe.bsky.social
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Chicago. Platform-chaser. social worker. shitlib (not resist). Derrida said reskeets are unknowable. crazy in love with my children Yatcher, Thates, and Thardley. Disco won. She/her.

“We’ll see how brave you are” — Tori Amos

Be mad at Republicans.
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Kelly 😇 @kellybdevoe.bsky.social · 2d
“I’m not ever voting for those fucking Dems again”

Great! get ready for things to become really fucking awful. Hell yeah shit can get worse, and if you don’t think so, privileged white jerk, then your life has been tits so far

This is ONLY white people saying this shit. Bunch of fucking babies
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lessweirdjack.bsky.social
Political Bluesky, every day, for the conceivable future:
Homer to Marge, “I want the terrifying lows the dizzying highs the creamy middles!”
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
You see Donald you’ve really had a wonderful life

And now that part is over
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Oh lord as if we didn’t have enough going on
mattheweadie.bsky.social Matthew Eadie @mattheweadie.bsky.social · 3h
At Northwestern tonight for an #IL09 candidate town hall including four Dems vying for the seat

Biss, Abughazaleh, Pyati and Amiwala are here tonight
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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resnikoff.bsky.social
There's a tendency among a certain type of poster to assume everything they hate about politics and the state can be blamed on avarice, and I'm here to tell you it's actually worse than that.
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 6h
I continue to disagree with this. The goal of mass detention is mass deportations. A private prison company leasing 100 beds to ICE gets paid the same if the beds are filled by 100 people for a year each or 1,000 people for a few days each. They don't earn more with long-term detention.
aquastell.bsky.social Aquastell @aquastell.bsky.social · 6h
It's not about deporting them. It's about detaining them indefinitely and enriching Prisons for Profiteers and the grift the Convict in the Oval Office collects per detainee.
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Poor Ben Shapiro, he just wants to get back to going woke Barbie movies to complain about them
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Turkish food tonight
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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okty.bsky.social
Sorry, I have lots of brain worms that need to get out
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:

- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
As a Black Hawk helicopter roared overhead, the slender, 28-year-old immigrant from Venezuela answered softly, his eyes darting to a television crew invited to film the raid. Next to Caicedo, masked Border Patrol agents inspected another man’s tattoos and asked him if he belonged to Tren de Aragua, the Venezuelan gang that the Trump administration has designated a terrorist group. Until that moment, Caicedo’s only interaction with law enforcement in his two-and-a-half years in the United States had been a traffic stop two weeks earlier for driving without a license or insurance, according to the records we reviewed. Chicago police had run a background check on him and found no prior arrests, no warrants and no evidence that he was in a gang. Caicedo said he had a pending asylum application, a steady job at a taco joint and a girlfriend whose daughter attended elementary school across the street. None of that mattered. The U.S. government paraded him and his neighbors in front of the cameras and called their arrests a spectacular victory against terrorism. But later, after the cameras had gone, prosecutors didn’t charge Caicedo with a crime. They didn’t accuse him of being a terrorist. And after a brief hearing in immigration court, the government sent him back to the country he had fled nine years earlier. “I lost everything,” he said in a phone interview from his mother’s home in the Venezuelan city of Valencia. “For those fools, everyone from Venezuela is a criminal.”
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
I don’t think I’ve seen Republicans so off their game in 10 years
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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noahshachtman.bsky.social
Michael Wolff tried to buy New York Mag — with money from Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein.

So Wolff didn't just have a reporter-source relationship with Epstein. Nor was Wolff his informal PR adviser. They saw each other as potential business partners.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Blurred lines: how Michael Wolff aspired to be part of elite circles he wrote about
The writer who features prominently in newly released Jeffrey Epstein emails has achieved extraordinary access but faced questions about his journalistic ethics
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Judge Ellis hears you, you attention seeking freak
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h
Bovino: "We're ratcheting operations up in Chicago. That's a very corrupt system in Chicago. Whether it's those elected leaders like Pritzker or those out of control judges, Chicago needs some attention. You're gonna see some very dynamic operations."
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
That sucks for him

Maybe he should resign
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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briantylercohen.bsky.social
A teenage girl just alleged she had sex with Matt Gaetz while living in a homeless shelter because she was saving up money to pay for braces to fix her teeth.

She had just finished her junior year of high school.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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xiruxi.bsky.social
Is AG Sulzberger a friend of Jeffery Epstein? Yes or no. Answer the question, hack.
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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sameoldstory.co
This might even be true of this specific team but it’s obviously not true of the NYT at large. Trump’s extensive involvement with Epstein has been known for years and has always been downplayed by this newspaper
emilyflitter.bsky.social Emily Flitter @emilyflitter.bsky.social · 12h
I was at NYT for 7 years & one of a dozen reporters who investigated Epstein’s interactions w/the rich & powerful. I don’t know every conversation held at every level there, but I do know we dedicated ourselves to exposing those who supported Epstein & engaged in the abuse of girls he facilitated
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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skiles.blue
Now what do you suppose that means?
From: J [jeevacation@gmail.com] Sent: 11/7/2018 11:05:27 AM To: Peter Thiel Subject: Re: Dec visit me Caribbean On Wed, Nov 7, 2018 at 1:34 AM Peter Thiel < > wrote: Can't complain thus far...
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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meredithshiner.com
I’m going to think about watching this moment unfold in real time for a long time.

for all the horrors coming out of Chicago and its metro area, the principled courage of everyday people, in the face of such intimidation, never ceases to astonish. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/12/k...
Most of the hearing was routine. At one point, however, Straw's attorney, Christopher Parente, lodged a largely symbolic objection over his client having to turn in his passport, calling him a "boring suburban dad" and saying his whole reason for going to the protest in the first place included objecting to the government checking people's passports and papers. Parente said it wasn't fair for Straw "to sit here now and ask him to turn his passport over to the government for no reason other than they think they can," adding that "landscapers arrested by ICE cannot stand up to the government." "Mr. Straw can, and your Honor can, too," Parente said. Assistant U.S. Attorney Sheri Mecklenburg said the passport was about bond conditions, not about what ICE is doing on the streets, and that defendants have turned in their passports "in every case I've had for 19 years." After McShain decided Straw did not have to turn in his passport, Mecklenburg said she'd drop the requirement for all defendants to ensure Straw was not receiving special treatment.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
OMFG Stephanie Miller lmao (the video is great)
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d
Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?

Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
“photographs, possibly videos”
briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social The Briefing with Jen Psaki @briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social · 1d
"There is a lot more." Rep. Garcia shares the DOJ is hoarding files from federal Epstein investigations. "Photographs, possibly videos, they have information we need to actually bring justice to the survivors and to implicate the wealthy and powerful men that abused and raped children and women."
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Folks
My dispensary had a Malört THC shot and I’m a sucker for gimmicks honestly
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win. Please do repeat this insight.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Joe Biden
swolecialism.bsky.social rich corinthian lavender @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1d
Making a list of famous white guys who didn't know J. Epstein

1) Henry Rollins probably?
2)
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Twitter is fascinating right now lol
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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ebharrington.bsky.social
What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.

People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
mollymckew.bsky.social Molly McKew @mollymckew.bsky.social · 1d
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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karmasdad.bsky.social
Absolutely. NY Times may be an unindicted co-conspirator when the full scope of this horror story unfolds. I won't read NY Times articles, even when they are free, because its owners are trash and the product is suspect.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM