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Chicago. Platform-chaser. social worker. shitlib (not resist). Derrida said reskeets are unknowable. crazy in love with my children Yatcher, Thates, and Thardley. Disco won. She/her.
“We’ll see how brave you are” — Tori Amos
Republicans are evil.
“We’ll see how brave you are” — Tori Amos
Republicans are evil.
Pinned
“i choose….to blame…. your mom”
I don’t trust anybody named Brock
December 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I don’t trust anybody named Brock
Whatever last time the Bears had a good quarterback it looked like this so you know what fine
a man wearing sunglasses is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Whatever last time the Bears had a good quarterback it looked like this so you know what fine
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The Bears really might just be the team of destiny this year, man
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Bears really might just be the team of destiny this year, man
CALEB WILLIAMS
CALEB WILLIAMS
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
CALEB WILLIAMS
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I’m not sure I’m ready to live in a world where the Chicago Bears have a competent quarterback
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m not sure I’m ready to live in a world where the Chicago Bears have a competent quarterback
CALEB WILLIAMS
December 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
CALEB WILLIAMS
I loved this shit lol
December 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I loved this shit lol
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Like Jon actually gave a real shit about this, and I think some of his current crank both-sides bs is the result of trying to work with congress for so long to get a bill passed. Not a real excuse given it took a Dem trifecta to get it finished, but whole thing probably left him jaded.
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Like Jon actually gave a real shit about this, and I think some of his current crank both-sides bs is the result of trying to work with congress for so long to get a bill passed. Not a real excuse given it took a Dem trifecta to get it finished, but whole thing probably left him jaded.
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#MerryChristmas! Here's a dazzler for you all- Lady Curzon's 1900 Silver Tissue dress. The dress was made by Worth, but the incredible embroidery was made in India. Lady Curzon was originally Mary Victoria Leiter, an American heiress. She married George Curzon, a politician, who
December 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
#MerryChristmas! Here's a dazzler for you all- Lady Curzon's 1900 Silver Tissue dress. The dress was made by Worth, but the incredible embroidery was made in India. Lady Curzon was originally Mary Victoria Leiter, an American heiress. She married George Curzon, a politician, who
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…..oh the studies that will be done in the Harrisnewtzker administration
December 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
…..oh the studies that will be done in the Harrisnewtzker administration
Okay so Jon Stewart sucks ass now, but he worked extremely hard on this issue, it meant a lot to him — one reason I can’t truly despise him
That’s really mean of Lorenz to say
That’s really mean of Lorenz to say
Bold of Taylor Lorenz to claim that Jon Stewart never really cared about the welfare of 9/11 first responders.
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Okay so Jon Stewart sucks ass now, but he worked extremely hard on this issue, it meant a lot to him — one reason I can’t truly despise him
That’s really mean of Lorenz to say
That’s really mean of Lorenz to say
He’s making lasagna tonight
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
He’s making lasagna tonight
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Not being a designer/maker myself, I stand in awe of the innovative constructions such as this. Lanvin’s mid #1930s evening dress takes burnt orange silk crepe with some sparkles and contrives a complex bodice that just drapes beautifully #LACMA #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Not being a designer/maker myself, I stand in awe of the innovative constructions such as this. Lanvin’s mid #1930s evening dress takes burnt orange silk crepe with some sparkles and contrives a complex bodice that just drapes beautifully #LACMA #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
I know they have such good stores now. Old Orchard sucks ass; Old Orchard is amazing
love lush. hate that mall, but also sorta love it.
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I know they have such good stores now. Old Orchard sucks ass; Old Orchard is amazing
As long as they aren’t crinkle-cut, it’s fine
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
As long as they aren’t crinkle-cut, it’s fine
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Was it worth it for 50% off Lush
Yes
Yes
December 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Was it worth it for 50% off Lush
Yes
Yes
My dispensary gives out free Capri-Suns with your order
December 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My dispensary gives out free Capri-Suns with your order
I’m at the worst hell on the entire Planet Earth, the parking lot at old Orchard Mall
December 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m at the worst hell on the entire Planet Earth, the parking lot at old Orchard Mall
Dying at the bumper buddy on the Cybertruck
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Dying at the bumper buddy on the Cybertruck
“force them to do art for us” is coming quicker than I thought
The leader of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington has sent a letter threatening litigation against a musician who canceled an annual Christmas Eve jazz concert in protest of the site’s new name.
Kennedy Center Chief Threatens Legal Action Over Canceled Christmas Concert
The musician Chuck Redd called off the annual Christmas Eve performances after the Kennedy Center board added President Trump’s name to the performing arts center.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“force them to do art for us” is coming quicker than I thought
We get that Will, we get that the state/tax system has far more capacity to do this stuff than we personally do.
We still want to help people, and since we are able to help a few people, it is effective to those people
We still want to help people, and since we are able to help a few people, it is effective to those people
Guys I know you’re all going to yell at me here but mutual aid is not meaningfully distinct from the kind of privatized community charity system where poor people go to the church and hope someone has donated a hot meal. It’s not progressive, it’s not effective, it’s not good service provision.
"poor enough to need mutual aid"
Everyone needs mutual aid.
Everyone needs mutual aid.
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We get that Will, we get that the state/tax system has far more capacity to do this stuff than we personally do.
We still want to help people, and since we are able to help a few people, it is effective to those people
We still want to help people, and since we are able to help a few people, it is effective to those people
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
It’s a very let them fight moment, lmao
Matt Taibbi is suing @eoinhiggins.bsky.social in a very dumb defamation suit.
If claims this nonspecific and broad were actionable under defamation law, Taibbi would be financially bankrupt in addition to intellectually bankrupt.
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If claims this nonspecific and broad were actionable under defamation law, Taibbi would be financially bankrupt in addition to intellectually bankrupt.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Complaint – #1 in Taibbi v. Higgins (S.D.N.Y., 1:25-cv-09511) – CourtListener.com
COMPLAINT against BOLD TYPE BOOKS, Eoin Higgins. (Filing Fee $ 405.00, Receipt Number ANYSDC-31994120)Document filed by Matt Taibbi..(Garson, Robert) (Entered: 11/13/2025)
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December 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s a very let them fight moment, lmao