Kelly Valentine 💄🍫
@kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Chicago. Platform-chaser. social worker. shitlib (not resist). Derrida said reskeets are unknowable. crazy in love with my children Yatcher, Thates, and Thardley. Disco won. She/her.
“We’ll see how brave you are” — Tori Amos
Republicans are evil.
“We’ll see how brave you are” — Tori Amos
Republicans are evil.
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Progress is inherently liberal.
February 16, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Progress is inherently liberal.
Halfway through ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
Oh yeah that’s the PTA I missed….!
Oh yeah that’s the PTA I missed….!
February 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Halfway through ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
Oh yeah that’s the PTA I missed….!
Oh yeah that’s the PTA I missed….!
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@beckybunzy.bsky.social ✨WHEEZING✨
🍗😭 😭 😭
🍗😭 😭 😭
February 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
@beckybunzy.bsky.social ✨WHEEZING✨
🍗😭 😭 😭
🍗😭 😭 😭
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happy valentine’s day
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
happy valentine’s day
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
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Awww Minnesota is so sweet and thoughtful
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Awww Minnesota is so sweet and thoughtful
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I see why women say men have unlimited amount of audacity because this is INSANE!!!! WTH?!!!
February 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I see why women say men have unlimited amount of audacity because this is INSANE!!!! WTH?!!!
I deleted my Crystal Shrek posts because I should just let people enjoy things
Jusy know I’m judging you
Jusy know I’m judging you
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I deleted my Crystal Shrek posts because I should just let people enjoy things
Jusy know I’m judging you
Jusy know I’m judging you
Oh my god can we all collectively shut up about Gavin Newsom
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Oh my god can we all collectively shut up about Gavin Newsom
Nobody hates ICE more than a 17 yo
February 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Nobody hates ICE more than a 17 yo
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People that eat beets don’t need to judge what anybody else eat
February 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM
People that eat beets don’t need to judge what anybody else eat
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He fucking warns him, and then claps to charge up that wallop. Absolute fucking cinema.
February 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
He fucking warns him, and then claps to charge up that wallop. Absolute fucking cinema.
Still dying that brown hoodie kid is from freaking Lake Zurich
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Still dying that brown hoodie kid is from freaking Lake Zurich
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Trump was probably on a path to win the moment the three-cueing zoomer streamer class decided he was a kind of national Fun Uncle, at which the horrors of the first term were washed away and replaced with this idea that he’s the guy who’d give you permission to be a sneering little twit
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Trump was probably on a path to win the moment the three-cueing zoomer streamer class decided he was a kind of national Fun Uncle, at which the horrors of the first term were washed away and replaced with this idea that he’s the guy who’d give you permission to be a sneering little twit
Also holy cow lol, I’m wrong about Casten
Lake Zurich is repped by Jan Schakowsky in IL-09, Mike Quigley, and also Brad Schneider lmao. This is a town of 20k people
Lake Zurich is repped by Jan Schakowsky in IL-09, Mike Quigley, and also Brad Schneider lmao. This is a town of 20k people
Holy cow this is Lake Zurich HS, this a NW suburb about an hour from Chicago, purplish area (Sean Casten’s district) — 80% white town, well-off
I’m saying Holy Cow because this is mostly a bunch of white kids at this almost exurban high school
I’m saying Holy Cow because this is mostly a bunch of white kids at this almost exurban high school
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Also holy cow lol, I’m wrong about Casten
Lake Zurich is repped by Jan Schakowsky in IL-09, Mike Quigley, and also Brad Schneider lmao. This is a town of 20k people
Lake Zurich is repped by Jan Schakowsky in IL-09, Mike Quigley, and also Brad Schneider lmao. This is a town of 20k people
Holy cow this is Lake Zurich HS, this a NW suburb about an hour from Chicago, purplish area (Sean Casten’s district) — 80% white town, well-off
I’m saying Holy Cow because this is mostly a bunch of white kids at this almost exurban high school
I’m saying Holy Cow because this is mostly a bunch of white kids at this almost exurban high school
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Holy cow this is Lake Zurich HS, this a NW suburb about an hour from Chicago, purplish area (Sean Casten’s district) — 80% white town, well-off
I’m saying Holy Cow because this is mostly a bunch of white kids at this almost exurban high school
I’m saying Holy Cow because this is mostly a bunch of white kids at this almost exurban high school
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When I say I stand on business this what I mean.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
When I say I stand on business this what I mean.
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Wild that a sitting member of Congress, a Republican no less, feels compelled to post this.
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Wild that a sitting member of Congress, a Republican no less, feels compelled to post this.
Awww Minnesota is so sweet and thoughtful
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Awww Minnesota is so sweet and thoughtful
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New: The family of Don Huffines, a former Republican Texas senator who is now campaigning to become the state’s comptroller, bought the disgraced Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch in New Mexico after the child sex trafficker and molester died.
Don Huffines’ family bought Epstein's ranch after his death
Huffines' campaign said the candidate’s family bought the ranch at a public auction four years after Jeffrey Epstein died.
www.texastribune.org
February 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
New: The family of Don Huffines, a former Republican Texas senator who is now campaigning to become the state’s comptroller, bought the disgraced Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch in New Mexico after the child sex trafficker and molester died.
All of them
Andrew Paul Johnson, a January 6 rioter who was pardoned by Donald Trump, has been convicted of sexually abusing children.
February 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
All of them
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You made an active decision to create a worse outcome in the short term. It's not a liberal thing to say that's dangerous or you bear responsibility for how bad the worse outcome in the short term gets. That's just game theory. The candidates are not more responsible for your vote than you are.
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You made an active decision to create a worse outcome in the short term. It's not a liberal thing to say that's dangerous or you bear responsibility for how bad the worse outcome in the short term gets. That's just game theory. The candidates are not more responsible for your vote than you are.