Kelly 😇
@kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Chicago. Platform-chaser. social worker. shitlib (not resist). Derrida said reskeets are unknowable. crazy in love with my children Yatcher, Thates, and Thardley. Disco won. She/her.
“We’ll see how brave you are” — Tori Amos
Be mad at Republicans.
“We’ll see how brave you are” — Tori Amos
Be mad at Republicans.
lol the back of the bottle
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
lol the back of the bottle
Oh here’s the cute lil bag it came in
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Oh here’s the cute lil bag it came in
lmao okay this is funny
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
lmao okay this is funny
No idea, this label just popped up one day. Have you noticed this sort of censorious stuff is happening more and more though?
Also I do tend to say rude things to stupid people so not shocked lol
Also I do tend to say rude things to stupid people so not shocked lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
No idea, this label just popped up one day. Have you noticed this sort of censorious stuff is happening more and more though?
Also I do tend to say rude things to stupid people so not shocked lol
Also I do tend to say rude things to stupid people so not shocked lol
I have literally no idea what one thing may have done it, but I’m not like shocked or anything. I can’t say I haven’t said rude things on here many times lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I have literally no idea what one thing may have done it, but I’m not like shocked or anything. I can’t say I haven’t said rude things on here many times lol
Also how did
_oh my god, the Epstein Files are out and Trump is a pedo_
happen. This one is new for me and I can’t take it
It’s like seeing this
_oh my god, the Epstein Files are out and Trump is a pedo_
happen. This one is new for me and I can’t take it
It’s like seeing this
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Also how did
_oh my god, the Epstein Files are out and Trump is a pedo_
happen. This one is new for me and I can’t take it
It’s like seeing this
_oh my god, the Epstein Files are out and Trump is a pedo_
happen. This one is new for me and I can’t take it
It’s like seeing this
Actually I could only remember maybe 20 songs when I sat down and thought about it
I think because most of them were so bad, like real real bad adult contemporary. These songs here I mostly like (and are also adult contemporary lol)
I think because most of them were so bad, like real real bad adult contemporary. These songs here I mostly like (and are also adult contemporary lol)
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Actually I could only remember maybe 20 songs when I sat down and thought about it
I think because most of them were so bad, like real real bad adult contemporary. These songs here I mostly like (and are also adult contemporary lol)
I think because most of them were so bad, like real real bad adult contemporary. These songs here I mostly like (and are also adult contemporary lol)
Huh you’re right! Is Levi a Ruffin-Ruffin? Like related to David
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Huh you’re right! Is Levi a Ruffin-Ruffin? Like related to David
OMFG and it still has incredibly boring interiors
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
OMFG and it still has incredibly boring interiors
Also shared in same chat wrt The Bears
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Also shared in same chat wrt The Bears
Okay so I have possibly the most Midwestern nuclear/extended family that possibly ever existed
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Okay so I have possibly the most Midwestern nuclear/extended family that possibly ever existed
This is him though I remember him with a beard and more weight on him
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is him though I remember him with a beard and more weight on him
lmao and here’s my surviving dad. The baby who looks like he has a TV show about his cool older brothers a la Freaks & Geeks. But that’s not true my dad was always so popular lol. He never knew what it was like to struggle socially
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
lmao and here’s my surviving dad. The baby who looks like he has a TV show about his cool older brothers a la Freaks & Geeks. But that’s not true my dad was always so popular lol. He never knew what it was like to struggle socially
And then my other uncle, who died in like ‘72 or something very young due to kidney disease, was a photographer for National Geographic. Hawks were his thing
Anyway, this man was so damn cool. Cuter than James Dean lol
Anyway, this man was so damn cool. Cuter than James Dean lol
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
And then my other uncle, who died in like ‘72 or something very young due to kidney disease, was a photographer for National Geographic. Hawks were his thing
Anyway, this man was so damn cool. Cuter than James Dean lol
Anyway, this man was so damn cool. Cuter than James Dean lol
Sure alcoholism killed him, but I think it was Vietnam that killed him.
He was so young even when he died in 1991. I am looking forward to seeing him one day when my time is near
He was so young even when he died in 1991. I am looking forward to seeing him one day when my time is near
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sure alcoholism killed him, but I think it was Vietnam that killed him.
He was so young even when he died in 1991. I am looking forward to seeing him one day when my time is near
He was so young even when he died in 1991. I am looking forward to seeing him one day when my time is near
My much beloved uncle told my family the only thing he did was deliver supplies in Vietnam.
That was untrue, we discovered, after he died from alcoholism in 1991, younger than I am now.
There is a distinguished flying cross here, amongst other medals of bravery
That was untrue, we discovered, after he died from alcoholism in 1991, younger than I am now.
There is a distinguished flying cross here, amongst other medals of bravery
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My much beloved uncle told my family the only thing he did was deliver supplies in Vietnam.
That was untrue, we discovered, after he died from alcoholism in 1991, younger than I am now.
There is a distinguished flying cross here, amongst other medals of bravery
That was untrue, we discovered, after he died from alcoholism in 1991, younger than I am now.
There is a distinguished flying cross here, amongst other medals of bravery
lmao you fucking nerd. You’re soooo cool and above it all (I have 3.7k followers actually, and half of them are probably real!)
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
lmao you fucking nerd. You’re soooo cool and above it all (I have 3.7k followers actually, and half of them are probably real!)
I’m tired of white adults with minimal resilience. People apparently not used to navigating uncertainty in their lives. Never helicopter your children, or else this is the shit you get
If you don’t like it, fight with Piaget then
If you don’t like it, fight with Piaget then
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m tired of white adults with minimal resilience. People apparently not used to navigating uncertainty in their lives. Never helicopter your children, or else this is the shit you get
If you don’t like it, fight with Piaget then
If you don’t like it, fight with Piaget then
Holy shit did you know Nick Nolte was 84 years old
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Holy shit did you know Nick Nolte was 84 years old
Nolte had an amazing shirt tho and so I’m giving a slight edge to Nolte
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Nolte had an amazing shirt tho and so I’m giving a slight edge to Nolte
Does….Alex Karp know his Wiki profile pic is this
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Does….Alex Karp know his Wiki profile pic is this
Illinois really leans into the Land of Lincoln stuff
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Illinois really leans into the Land of Lincoln stuff
So I was helping a client apply for SNAP today and oh my word Pritzker is not fucking around on the ABE website lmao, what an amazing hater
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So I was helping a client apply for SNAP today and oh my word Pritzker is not fucking around on the ABE website lmao, what an amazing hater