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Mostly benign.
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Frasier but the gang all work at the Chernobyl power plant in 1986.

Fraj: "Niles, you were supposed to be monitoring the damn core!"
Niles: "Me?! I thought YOU were supposed to be monitoring the damn core!"
Marty Crane: "Ah jeeeeez"
January 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Student debt is very simple, it is designed to keep everybody in poverty and ensure that education is not a way out.

Because the more poor people there are, the richer the rich people will be.
April 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Attacking the rights of a marginalised group isn’t a win for feminism.

Demanding that women be defined by our biology isn't a win for feminism.

The people driving this are not acting in the interests of women. They're taking us all backwards and ushering in the far right.
April 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Lost words, lost worlds.

"Bärenschliffe" means "bear polishes". It's the word for cave rocks smoothed to marble by bears rubbing on or past them over thousands of years.

This one from Chauvet-Pont-d'Arc Cave, Southwest France, has a bear drawn on it.
February 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The bewildering thing about this AI copyright debate is how rigid copyright rules are in many other areas. If you’re writing a novel and you want a character to sing one line of ‘Gimme Shelter’ in the bath, you have to pay the Rolling Stones about £5000.
January 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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This is a good prompt to remind everyone for 2025 that you should not give Piccola Parma in East Belfast your patronage because it's run by people who own and wear Neo-Nazi merch and whose mates own and wear Neo-Nazi merch.
January 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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Thames Water needs £3bn in 8 weeks or it goes bankrupt.

It must go bankrupt, it must not get a penny from Government, it must not be allowed to raise bills.

It is a private company, and it has private debts.

Time go find out what happens when you can’t pay your bills.
December 10, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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I remember when you could just buy a computer program like Microsoft Word or Photoshop and just have it on your computer forever without having to pay monthly or yearly. What a time that was
December 8, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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Shoes Of The Children at Stormont now.
December 8, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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hallmark christmas movie:
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way
December 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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Banter is like sex. It is a two way process based on mutual respect and understanding. If you're doing it on your own, what you are is a wanker
December 7, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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Ah here, could she not just put up a tree like the rest of us.
December 7, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I’m finally catching up on Doctor Who…

Space babies was great fun! Honestly people* will moan about anything, istg.

*”fan”boys
December 7, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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not to be v Eat Pray Love but having a truly horrible year last year showed me that when there are lows you've just got to immediately create some highs to counterbalance them, there's no "oh when this is over I'll do nice things", you've got to actively live alongside the bad stuff
I really need to get better at finding pleasure in being alive and simply existing, rather than constantly thinking "If I can just get through this ordeal..." and "If I can just get past that deadline..." Then what? The next ordeal or deadline, and repeat, until death?
December 3, 2024 at 9:27 AM
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My 6 year old told me he was going to be a "radiator" in his Christmas play. I was impressed with Bethlehem's early adoption of central heating until he clarified "yanno, the man who tells the story"
December 3, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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The world gets 11% richer every year, but you don't.

Because 90% of that new wealth goes to the richest 1%.

And 50% goes to just the richest 0.001%.

The world isn't ever going to get better unless their glass is broken.
December 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Ok NOW it’s Christmas…
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
November 26, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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I've been sitting on this picture for a while. I think a new master in the art of punctuation has announced themselves.
November 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
As if Hilda couldn’t get any more delightful, there’s Miriam Margolyes.
a cartoon of a girl with blue hair is smiling
ALT: a cartoon of a girl with blue hair is smiling
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Top 3 fantasies in 2024:

3. Bondage
2. Threesome
1. Getting a same day appointment at the doctor and when you turn up the doc says ‘oh yes everything’s awful isn’t it? Lot of that going around. Here’s a prescription for a single pill that will make everything OK once more.’
November 20, 2024 at 11:14 AM