petty mayonnaise
@kalehummus.bsky.social
critically acclaimed
she/her
she/her
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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This is a helpful tool to understand just how different a car is from a bicycle
A crossover SUV does *149,483 times as much damage* as a bike per trip
150,000x the damage.
A crossover SUV does *149,483 times as much damage* as a bike per trip
150,000x the damage.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is a helpful tool to understand just how different a car is from a bicycle
A crossover SUV does *149,483 times as much damage* as a bike per trip
150,000x the damage.
A crossover SUV does *149,483 times as much damage* as a bike per trip
150,000x the damage.
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Since Bovino left it seems every day or every other day I hear of someone abducted by ICE agents. It’s slower, less flashy, but still happening.
“Rey Wences, senior director of deportation defense at the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights, noted that “abductions” continue happening “every day in both the city and the suburbs.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Since Bovino left it seems every day or every other day I hear of someone abducted by ICE agents. It’s slower, less flashy, but still happening.
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I understand that defunding ICE might require a supermajority to get around a presidential veto, and that removing their masks and making them wear badges might be more achievable near-ish term….
But Jesus f’n Christ these people have no imaginations. Leading with compromise is the path to failure.
But Jesus f’n Christ these people have no imaginations. Leading with compromise is the path to failure.
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I understand that defunding ICE might require a supermajority to get around a presidential veto, and that removing their masks and making them wear badges might be more achievable near-ish term….
But Jesus f’n Christ these people have no imaginations. Leading with compromise is the path to failure.
But Jesus f’n Christ these people have no imaginations. Leading with compromise is the path to failure.
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The height of comedy, two middle-aged men laughing at the abstract notion of how mean a robot could be to a person
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The height of comedy, two middle-aged men laughing at the abstract notion of how mean a robot could be to a person
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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She sees your fandom as affirmation, your money as funding for the harm she causes to trans people.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
She sees your fandom as affirmation, your money as funding for the harm she causes to trans people.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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google showed me this two months ago and it’s forever changed the lexicon of our household. we can’t stop talking about the San Francisco tree
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
google showed me this two months ago and it’s forever changed the lexicon of our household. we can’t stop talking about the San Francisco tree
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
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The irony of these people complaining about the invented dangers of immigrants and then welcoming brain pollution from overseas hustlers.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The irony of these people complaining about the invented dangers of immigrants and then welcoming brain pollution from overseas hustlers.
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A stunning visual of Chicago's 20-year death gap, mapped on the L, via @myersjustinc.bsky.social @chicago.suntimes.com. Here's what residents & community leaders are doing to close this gap: tinyurl.com/47r2vcj5 @wbez.org @chjreportinghealth.bsky.social @watchdogdiva.bsky.social @kffhealthnews.org
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A stunning visual of Chicago's 20-year death gap, mapped on the L, via @myersjustinc.bsky.social @chicago.suntimes.com. Here's what residents & community leaders are doing to close this gap: tinyurl.com/47r2vcj5 @wbez.org @chjreportinghealth.bsky.social @watchdogdiva.bsky.social @kffhealthnews.org
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Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)
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Today in History: John F. Kennedy shot
Today in History: John F. Kennedy shot
On Nov. 22, 1963, John F. Kennedy, the 35th president of the United States, was shot to death during a motorcade in Dallas; Texas Gov. John B. Connally, riding in the same car as Kennedy, was serio…
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November 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Today in History: John F. Kennedy shot
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"Now You See Me"
"Now You See Me 2"
"Now You See Me: Now You Don't"
"4 Now 4 You 4 See 4 Me"
"Now You See Me 5: The Legend Of Curly's Gold"
"Now You See Me VI: I Saw What You Did Last Now You See Me"
"Now 7ou See Me"
"You Saw Me, But Not Now"
"Freddy vs. Now You See Me"
"Now You See Me X: Poof"
"Now You See Me 2"
"Now You See Me: Now You Don't"
"4 Now 4 You 4 See 4 Me"
"Now You See Me 5: The Legend Of Curly's Gold"
"Now You See Me VI: I Saw What You Did Last Now You See Me"
"Now 7ou See Me"
"You Saw Me, But Not Now"
"Freddy vs. Now You See Me"
"Now You See Me X: Poof"
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Now You See Me"
"Now You See Me 2"
"Now You See Me: Now You Don't"
"4 Now 4 You 4 See 4 Me"
"Now You See Me 5: The Legend Of Curly's Gold"
"Now You See Me VI: I Saw What You Did Last Now You See Me"
"Now 7ou See Me"
"You Saw Me, But Not Now"
"Freddy vs. Now You See Me"
"Now You See Me X: Poof"
"Now You See Me 2"
"Now You See Me: Now You Don't"
"4 Now 4 You 4 See 4 Me"
"Now You See Me 5: The Legend Of Curly's Gold"
"Now You See Me VI: I Saw What You Did Last Now You See Me"
"Now 7ou See Me"
"You Saw Me, But Not Now"
"Freddy vs. Now You See Me"
"Now You See Me X: Poof"
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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"no, hosting a stuff swap is not a lot of work, and I’m gonna share my personal blueprint right in this here free post, so you can start stuff swapping wherever you are."
open.substack.com/pub/ashleepi...
open.substack.com/pub/ashleepi...
The antidote to everything? Hold a 'Stuff Swap'
From someone who's been throwing 'em for 20 years (and counting)
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"no, hosting a stuff swap is not a lot of work, and I’m gonna share my personal blueprint right in this here free post, so you can start stuff swapping wherever you are."
open.substack.com/pub/ashleepi...
open.substack.com/pub/ashleepi...
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zohran officially cancelled for flying to DC instead of taking amtrak
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
zohran officially cancelled for flying to DC instead of taking amtrak
It's funny because it's literally happening
I literally could not stop myself from inappropriately laughing out loud for real
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's funny because it's literally happening
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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they could make so much on AI by charging a dollar more to turn it off
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
they could make so much on AI by charging a dollar more to turn it off
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NEW — Today, Cook County became the first county in the U.S. to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income at the county level.
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
Cook County becomes the first county in the US to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income • The TRiiBE
On Thursday, the Cook County Board of Commissioners approved the FY 2026 budget, which includes $7.5 million to fund the county’s guaranteed basic income program.
thetriibe.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
NEW — Today, Cook County became the first county in the U.S. to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income at the county level.
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
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Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.