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kaiserinho.bsky.social
@kaiserinho.bsky.social
Tottenham Hotspur, Fluminense, Fado, MPB, Funk, social justice, Leicester Tigers, ermmm.. there's other stuff... I like films, comedy...oh, yes, father of one.. English teacher. Londoner in Rio de Janeiro. I also like books, photography, sculpture, science
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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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you're being very wtf and i need you to be lfg
February 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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ME: hey somebody took my wheel

JESUS: *hands behind back* oh no
February 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Finally saw "Wicked" and it's basically the same exact movie as "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift."
February 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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This is so good.
February 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Please Sir, my whelming, it's very over
February 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
February 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.
January 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.
January 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Voicing Thorn the bear in DreamWorks' #TheWildRobotMovie was a joy from start to finish! At this time, I would like to acknowledge & honor just a few of the many great cartoon bears that came before me:

#YogiBear #BooBoo #WinnieThePooh #SmokeyTheBear ♥️ 🙏

🐻 🐻‍❄️ 🧸 🤖
January 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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The reason A.I. is being shoved down our throats is shareholders want a return on their investment. Every company that integrates this crappy tech into their products knows you don't want it, but they've sunk too much money into it and don't care. Turn it off, don't use it, don't look back.
January 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Vitória Fluminense
#Fluzão
January 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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CAPTCHA: are you a human

ME: yes

CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
January 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
January 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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if you regret your voting choices already, that's great. drink bleach.
January 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Under the circumstances I hereby formally ask Fleetwood Mac if we can please stop thinking about tomorrow.
January 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
January 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
What to do in a world of 3 Lex Luthers but no Superman?
January 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
January 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM