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Physics Student of the Year (2000). One time Nicolas Cage was in my backyard but my family hadn’t invited him. We let him stay though.
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Wrote a rant about my pet stylistic hates in political writing. It's not really about LLMs as such, but they very much set the context

medium.com/@FredericHCa...
Politics and the English Language
“Salvage does not believe the first, last and only word with regard to prose style was passed down on a stone tablet by Orwell in one…
medium.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Mfw I spend 40 years coordinating nato allied countries most sensitive comms and listen to the president tell me it’s time to roll tanks into Philadelphia
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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who will be troubled by neurosis and who will suffer from psychosis
who by anxiety and who by depression
who by existential dread and who by egomania
who by bad habits and who by impulsivity

BUT MEDICATIONS, THERAPY, AND A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE CAN REDUCE THE IMPACT OF YOUR CONDITION ON YOUR DAILY LIFE
September 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Great news though about newsroom internships for U of Austin students. Finally an opportunity to promote core ideas of free speech by emailing the entire evening news reporting team that Palestine doesn’t exist, and to ask Maurice DuBois when he will fix the leaky sink in the men’s room.
This is the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism that Bari Weiss will finally bring to CBS.
One of Bari Weiss’s reporters over at the Free Press was shocked to discover what Columbia students are reading in class:

lol wat
September 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A professor whose class I took once suggested that “Orthodox” was the wrong word to describe religious Jews, with the word’s literal focus on belief, and appropriate for evangelicals whose religiosity is premised exclusively on embracing Christ. “Orthopraxy” (lit. correctness of practice) was apt.
And the idea that the world is separated into "belief" and "non-belief"? Yeahhhh that's the least Jewish idea in the world, by the way.

Judaism is the religion of the Jewish people. But Jews can, are, long have been atheists, agnostics, that's a thing.

What matters to us is what you DO.
September 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.

CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?

(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")

MAMDANI: Lucas Duda

(crowd going nuts)
September 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Take THAT, Sol Wachtler!
Federal prosecutors on Tuesday were unable to secure a felony assault indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter.
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Heartwarming: this senior BigLaw partner got to spend a day on the field with Yankee Legend Johnny Damon.
August 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Slightly diminish a band:

Grumble Against the Machine
August 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
In high school, the aiwa cd tower I used as my alarm was broken and would only play Black Sabbath Vol 4, and to this day the opening chords to wheels of confusion bring me right back to that room. Not sure why I never switched to like a clock radio, but I’m gonna miss you, Ozzy.
Ozzy Osbourne, the singular metal legend whose Black Sabbath virtually invented heavy metal and in later years became a reality TV pioneer, has died at the age of 76.

Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
July 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ok, but rice grains are so much smaller, meaning mouth-to-hand contact is inevita… oops sorry, you’re right, that is Cheeto dust, I’ll just deal with that (slurps fingers noisily)
i know he's just finding excuses to be racist but it's still funny to be like this when we live in the country of the chili cheese fry, the walking taco, the fried oreo, the loaded potato skin, etc. there's nothing more american than lighting up a big messy pile of starchy goop with your hands
June 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
lol. Lmao even. It’s literally the post you responded to. But you turned off your own replies because I guess you don’t want to hear other people tell you you’re an idiot. So.
Tell me you don't know how to read without telling me.
June 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
About ten years ago in NYC I sat down for a haircut right next to Rick Moranis.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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"I propose an alternate strategy: I shall fight Secretary of Education Linda E. McMahon in a televised cage match, the winner of which gets $2.7 billion in federal grants and the power to uphold or destroy America’s continued technological and economic success."

www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
Come At Me, Bro | Opinion | The Harvard Crimson
I propose an alternate strategy: I shall fight Secretary of Education Linda E. McMahon in a televised cage match, the winner of which gets $2.7 billion in federal grants and the power to uphold or des...
www.thecrimson.com
May 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
And the most offensive thing is a pronounced collar gap. Are you swallowing knights errant whole in court? Dragon Lawyer, buy a shirt that fits!
April 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
How I arrived on bluesky
April 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“And that’s how a university in Boston saved the republic. Well, not IN Boston. But nearby. Cambridge, actually.”
Honestly I'm glad they picked Harvard to try out this novel "we're mad" legal theory of revoking tax-exempt status, given its infinite resources, deep network of powerful alumni, and law school attended by 142 sitting federal judges.

Good luck! 🫡
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The IRS is making plans to rescind the tax-exempt status of Harvard University, according to two sources familiar with the matter

A final decision on rescinding the university’s tax exemption is expected soon, the sources said

www.cnn.com/2025/04/16/p...
April 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I have texted the war plans that were on the President’s desk and which you were probably saving for a secure email server. Forgive me they were cool, so badass and so sweet.
March 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What a shameful and dismaying turn of events. Paul Weiss has long touted its diversity and its commitment to social justice. Brad Karp has successfully led the firm towards 8 figure PPP and abandonment of whatever ideals it ever claimed to hold.
Law Firm Bends in Face of Trump Demands
Paul, Weiss — one of three law firms targeted by President Trump as part of his retribution campaign — said it resolved the conflict by agreeing to a range of commitments.
www.nytimes.com
March 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Typing “shooting guard knicks” into the LinkedIn search bar and hoping for an EasyApply button.
March 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’ll know that the saying about St Patrick’s Day is true when I’m waking around the city and a young Chabadnik stops me and asks, “Are you Irish?”
March 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
As always, today reminds me of when I was a sheltered 20 year old studying abroad and asked the bartender if there were any St. Patrick’s specials, and she looked at me like i was an alien and very haltingly explained “we don’t … really celebrate that … in London.”
March 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I guess it’s true what they say, no US president has been as much of a friend to the Jews* as Trump.
Donald Trump: "Schumer is a Palestinian as far as I am concerned. He has become a Palestinian. He used to be Jewish. He is not Jewish anymore. He is a Palestinian."
March 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM