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Jeremy
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46 physically, 26 mentally. #pittsburgh, he/him, In tech (kinda) but like, who cares. I also play the French horn. Love Radiohead and Boygenius and other adjacent side projects and friends. Studiously not giving my attention to That Matter.
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The first official US coin was the Fugio cent, rumored to have been designed by Ben Franklin.

Instead of "In God We Trust" (which wasn't put on coins until the Civil War) it said Mind Your Business.
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Bosa Deez nuts, more like
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Alright Josh Allen. Gonna need some fantasy points.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I will dress up when you make flying significantly cheaper for people who are dressed up, until then you can eat my entire ass
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Tell me about a moment when you encountered music and knew your life would never be the same?
1st time I saw the "Smells Like Teen Spirit" video on 120 minutes remains easily one of the top 5 watershed moments in my life.
This might be the most cliché thing a Gen Xer could possibly say, but I literally remember where I was the first time I saw the video for Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' -- upstairs in my parents' rec room. Just an unmistakable sense that *something important was happening*.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I want to stress to everyone that going to the symphony on a Saturday night or Sunday afternoon is one of the absolute best things you can do with your time. I guarantee you'll appreciate it and feel much better when you walk out than you did when you walked in.
still thinking about this. we need to fund the arts more. i want to go to more symphonies.
that was the coolest shit i've ever seen in my life. symphonies are so cool
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm going to lose my fucking mind. No one should use this at any time. Hard stop.
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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It’s really cool that when you say “ugh the disgusting sex story again” you have to clarify if it’s the horrible criminal one or the one that’s horrible but legal
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It is $8.60 for a two cheeseburger meal, medium size. The shit used to be like six bucks.
Trump: "Prices at McDonald's are coming down"
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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writers! you can just have a garden, you don’t have to have a metaphor
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Segregation is not a one-time thing that happened in the past. It's a thing that requires active effort to maintain.

Any neighborhood that you see with no Black people in it, is not because of a historical problem. It's because things are happening *today* that stop Black people from moving there.
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ain't this the truth? Absolutely sickening
One thing future historians are going to notice very well is that both times the US came to the brink of destruction in the two and a half centuries after its founding, it was at the hands of men who wanted an unlimited license to rape and get away with it, not only legally but socially.
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The Broncos about to be 9-2 is willllddddd
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Ok last one.

“Boxing”
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Just generally, I find takes about who is performing oral sex on who to be very distasteful. Who cares! That's not the problem! We have bigger fish to fry!
If you’re making Monica Lewinsky jokes you care about victims a lot less than you think you do. Hope this helps.
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Yeah this is exactly where I'm at with this
Oh cool

So the Dems have moved from memeing Putin and Trump as gay lovers to Clinton and Trump as gay lovers, the punchline always being that gay men are gross.

Dems not do homophobia challenge when it suits them: level impossible.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I would be so pissed
what if AI data centers aren't real and they're just using all those nvidia cards for a secret LAN party
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I donated because feeding kids is important, especially now. If you have some change or anything, it'll go a long way. ❤️
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November 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Me when I clean under the couch:
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ah, my favorite stage of having a cold: When you just want to throttle your white blood cells and say, "Thank you very much but I Am Not Sick Anymore, please stop DOING THAT in my sinuses"
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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All these horrible Epstein emails being in GMAIL means he was getting ads based on his crimes and that's pretty fucked.
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What they're doing on South Park right now is fucking genius
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM