Juniper Nest
@junipernest.bsky.social
Degenerate Atheistic Commie. Born to be a hype man, ended up being Your Mom. I do the Tuesday Night Plant Update. Also found on Mindful Wellness @mindfulwellness.bsky.social (Wed 9-ish Eastern) and Sons of Trier @SonsofTrier.bsky.social (Fri 10:15 Eastern)
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Juniper Nest
@junipernest.bsky.social
· Apr 15
He shall be given his mouth
His heart shall not be taken from him
He shall be vindicated by Thoth
The journey of the ka of the great
PHARAOH SCHMOWMOSE II
(Big P, Little Man)
Began April 11 2024
His heart shall not be taken from him
He shall be vindicated by Thoth
The journey of the ka of the great
PHARAOH SCHMOWMOSE II
(Big P, Little Man)
Began April 11 2024
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and yes, people who emailed me concerned despite my parenthetical above.... i rubbed that bat all over my face for a solid hour whilst singing "Down With Disease" by Phish before I tossed it like a hand grenade into the air and shouted "adios muthafucka".
January 24, 2026 at 3:52 AM
and yes, people who emailed me concerned despite my parenthetical above.... i rubbed that bat all over my face for a solid hour whilst singing "Down With Disease" by Phish before I tossed it like a hand grenade into the air and shouted "adios muthafucka".
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To all the homies who live in my phone,
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 AM
To all the homies who live in my phone,
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
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Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE https://store.theonion.com/products/sinister-minnesotans-t-shirt?variant=44569654984773
January 23, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE https://store.theonion.com/products/sinister-minnesotans-t-shirt?variant=44569654984773
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Not to pile on but LM, and let me be clear, FAO
“Passing legal muster”
Buddy, laws ain’t real
They mean whatever the people in power say they mean
“Passing legal muster”
Buddy, laws ain’t real
They mean whatever the people in power say they mean
The issue is really how to get people vaccinated in a free society and what will pass legal muster. It’s easier to argue that an unvaccinated child puts school children in danger than arguing that as a requirement for existing you must be forced to take vaccines.
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Not to pile on but LM, and let me be clear, FAO
“Passing legal muster”
Buddy, laws ain’t real
They mean whatever the people in power say they mean
“Passing legal muster”
Buddy, laws ain’t real
They mean whatever the people in power say they mean
We’re hearing that FIFA’s award was misunderstood due to pronunciation differences and he was actually given the Piss Prize
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
bit.ly
January 24, 2026 at 12:26 AM
We’re hearing that FIFA’s award was misunderstood due to pronunciation differences and he was actually given the Piss Prize
The absolute hotness 🥵
January 24, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The absolute hotness 🥵
This hit me hard. He was just as much a fixture on that corner as the market across the street. I had hoped I was just missing him due to weird hours/cold weather
some background about emilio and what he meant to his neighbors
January 24, 2026 at 12:13 AM
This hit me hard. He was just as much a fixture on that corner as the market across the street. I had hoped I was just missing him due to weird hours/cold weather
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One more time: a hater’s guide to Bari Weiss. I hope I never ever have to write about this pile of shit again. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
Bari Weiss suuuuuuuuuuuuucks
"It's time to play a little game of Know Your Enemy."
www.sfgate.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
One more time: a hater’s guide to Bari Weiss. I hope I never ever have to write about this pile of shit again. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
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The only war is class war. Scare the fascists. Become a socialist.
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The only war is class war. Scare the fascists. Become a socialist.
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Ah yes. “It.”
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Ah yes. “It.”
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.
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This is not materially different from Josef Mengele. The concept is to deliberately expose people to serious harm so you can gather more data on what you already know will hurt them. It's not some big coincidence the Nuremberg Code expressly prohibits everything resembling this kind of "science."
RFK Jr. appointee Kirk Milhoan has just clearly stated, out loud, that he wants to experiment on the people of the United States by seeing what happens as vaccination coverage plummets and infectious diseases spread.
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 PM
This is not materially different from Josef Mengele. The concept is to deliberately expose people to serious harm so you can gather more data on what you already know will hurt them. It's not some big coincidence the Nuremberg Code expressly prohibits everything resembling this kind of "science."
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They have made it clear, as a matter of policy and in almost every aspect of American life, that it doesn't matter if you don't agree, and it doesn't matter if you die.
Just Say 'No' - Truthdig
We're all disposable to Trump, but as the people of Minnesota have shown, we can't wait for someone else to stop his ethnic cleansing campaign.
www.truthdig.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
They have made it clear, as a matter of policy and in almost every aspect of American life, that it doesn't matter if you don't agree, and it doesn't matter if you die.
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"Slavery was real"
Tiny sign at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington.
Presidents House, Philadelphia.
Tiny sign at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington.
Presidents House, Philadelphia.
January 23, 2026 at 3:22 PM
"Slavery was real"
Tiny sign at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington.
Presidents House, Philadelphia.
Tiny sign at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington.
Presidents House, Philadelphia.
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Thank you for speaking in favor of abortion, sir.
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Thank you for speaking in favor of abortion, sir.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Gavin Newsom has nothing to offer: defector.com/gavin-newsom...
Gavin Newsom Has Nothing To Offer | Defector
In California, a proposed law drafted by organized labor would impose a one-time tax on all the state’s billionaires, equal to some portion of their total worth. Those whose net worth exceeds $1.1…
defector.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Gavin Newsom has nothing to offer: defector.com/gavin-newsom...
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this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
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There's literally No Way they literally found a mushroom that does this to your brain every single Time
January 22, 2026 at 9:23 PM
There's literally No Way they literally found a mushroom that does this to your brain every single Time
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"Jucika at the Museum"
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Thank you for your support so far, currently the hospital stay fundraiser is at 94% with $6.5k left to raise in under 9 days left in the hospitals grace period, shares, quotes, and especially generosity helps a lot
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January 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
"Jucika at the Museum"
Thank you for your support so far, currently the hospital stay fundraiser is at 94% with $6.5k left to raise in under 9 days left in the hospitals grace period, shares, quotes, and especially generosity helps a lot
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
Thank you for your support so far, currently the hospital stay fundraiser is at 94% with $6.5k left to raise in under 9 days left in the hospitals grace period, shares, quotes, and especially generosity helps a lot
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...