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juliesdead.bsky.social
@juliesdead.bsky.social
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Punk music enjoyed. with an interest in PICA and ARFID

https://open.spotify.com/artist/36xt4j22BppYtsEbYB1vwK?si=gkBZzAJlS0GsZhLlbEOnoA
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juliesdead.bsky.social @juliesdead.bsky.social · Nov 13
WHAT IS ARFID? | ARFID Awareness UK
www.arfidawarenessuk.org
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elfbatross.bsky.social
kanye on his way with a fishing rod, bucket of kfc & some cans
June 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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whstancil.bsky.social
somewhere inside the federal bureaucracy a 115-pound 19-year-old computer nerd is in the middle of firing 75 park rangers before turning on his phone and realizing his guardian angel just got merced by the president
euperdendotempo.bsky.social To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · Jun 5
I wouldn't want to be a DOGE kid right now
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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criminalsimpsons.com
If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his ego breaks in two
April 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
juliesdead.bsky.social
Watching america go down the shitter from my sofa
April 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
juliesdead.bsky.social
The smoothest brains on the planet
patrickstokes.com Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · Apr 4
So the reason Norfolk Island copped a dramatically higher tariff than the rest of Australia is two shipments of Timbaland boots from the Bahamas and some aquarium supplies from the UK that had their point of origin mislabeled or misrecorded.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
April 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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pantspants.bsky.social
April 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Boebert: If I may continue — is it true you are the head of a “modern Stone Age family?”

Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · Apr 1
Morley: I think you’re confusing Roger Stone with Oliver Stone

Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
April 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
eat shit nerd
April 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
juliesdead.bsky.social
My god he's such a whining little bitch
Elon whining about how the left are making him look bad.. like the wet eyed little twat he is
March 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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murshedz.bsky.social
This is art. 🤗
Sharing an excerpt of facebook screenshot of Amanda Gailey: As someone who uses Signal every day, I need to explain how totally committed to being an absolute dumbass multiple people had to be in order for this security leak to happen. Okay, so in Signal if you want to talk to multiple people you have to create a group and give it a name, for example "JD Vance Humps His Couch." You then add people from your contacts to the group. If you are a competent user of Signal, you can then restrict the permissions so that only designated admins can add people. If you are an absolute dipshit whose only job qualification is pwning the libs on Twitter, you would create a group about war plans and not know about or activate this functionality. If you are in a group and are allowed to add members, either because you are an admin or because the admin was raised on lead paint milkshakes, you then must do the following to add someone: Click on "JD Vance Humps His Couch" Scroll down to "Add Members." Select one or more people from your phone's contact list. Click "Update" Confirm that yes, you want to add that member. This is impossible to do accidentally. Then, once you have gone through the multi-step process of adding a member, an announcement appears on the screen for literally everyone in the group to see: "JD Vance Has Added Chairry to the Group." This sentence is a line in a single-stream text thread and if anyone is reading their messages they cannot miss it. (If they are not reading their messages, one might wonder why they have been included on the chat to begin with.) At this point, anyone can say in the chat or privately, Hey JD, why are you adding the bedroom-eyed plush chair from Pee-Wee's Playhouse to our chat about your upholstery problem? Yet nobody in the war bro chat said a thing about the new member added to the group.
March 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.
March 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
juliesdead.bsky.social
What a miserable and lonely life..

Also stop smashing banana peels int your face
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · Mar 22
this guy is no different from an alien to me
March 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
juliesdead.bsky.social
I see the 'Defenders of women' are at it again.
Laurence fox charged with upsetting photo Joey barton convicted of kicking his wife in the head
March 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
juliesdead.bsky.social
Incredible description
stephengraham.bsky.social Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · Mar 24
It's like a twink got into a teleporter with the Telegraph letters page.
March 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
juliesdead.bsky.social
Oh my fucking god.
profgalloway.com Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · Mar 24
Don’t drink and text.
March 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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dankackroyd.bsky.social
This is class
March 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
juliesdead.bsky.social
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains
Kerry mucklowe from this country
March 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
juliesdead.bsky.social
This Homuculus Thumb
Joe rogan asking if any one has put jfk files into grok like the homuculus thumb that he is.
March 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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mattielubchansky.com
enacting fascism because you're afraid of an imaginary computer is the most Loser shit ever conceived. did you know you can go ride bikes or something
March 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
juliesdead.bsky.social
Just heard about the whole roko's basilisk nonsense. And its the most stupid thing since NFT's
March 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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seamas.bsky.social
I wrote this on young men, and why we need to stop lying about why they're easy prey for reptiles like Andrew Tate.

www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
Séamas O'Reilly: We need to stop lying about what makes lost boys such easy marks for cons
Economically depressed young men are aggressively targeted with the oldest, most seductive pitch there is — money for nothing — by bad faith actors with enormous wealth
www.irishexaminer.com
March 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
juliesdead.bsky.social
Brains as smooth as a fucking snookerball
kissphoria.bsky.social gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · Mar 13
The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to:

-Litterboxes
-Tails
-"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets"
-"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises"
-"licking oneself"
A BILL TO BE ENTITLED AN ACT relating to the display of and allowance for non-human behaviors 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 in Texas schools. BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF TEXAS: SECTION 1. This bill may be referred to as the Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education or F.U.R.R.I.E.S Act. SECTION 2. Section 31.007, Education Code, is amended by amending Subsections (a) and (b) to read as follows: (a) The board of trustees of an independent school district shall, with the advice of its district-level committee established under Subchapter F, Chapter 11, adopt a student code of conduct for the district. The student code of conduct must be posted and prominently displayed at each school campus or made available for review at the office of the campus principal. In addition to establishing standards for student conduct, the student code of conduct must: (1) specify the circumstances, in accordance with this subchapter, under which a student may be removed from a classroom, campus, disciplinary alternative education program, or vehicle owned or operated by the district; (2) specify conditions that authorize or require a principal or other appropriate administrator to transfer a student to a disciplinary alternative education program; (C) a day that the student must rehearse, perform, 1 or attend an event that would otherwise require the student to 2 dress in costume if the student is a school mascot or is involved 3 in district funded or sponsored theatre organization. 4 (6) “Non-Human Behavior” means any type of behavior or 5 accessory displayed by a student in a school district other than 6 behaviors or accessories typically displayed by a member of the 7 homo sapiens species including: 8 (A) using a litter box for the passing of stool, 9 urine, or other human byproducts; 10 (B) a personal or outward display, except during a 11 school play or by a school mascot, through surgical or superficial 12 means of features that are non-human such as: 13 (i) tails; 14 (ii) leashes, collars, other accessories 15 designed for pets; 16 (iii) fur, other than naturally occurring 17 human hair or a wig made to look like human hair; 18 (iv) artificial, animal-like ears; or 19 (v) other physiological features that have not 20 historically been assigned to the homo sapiens species through a 21 means of natural biological development; 22 (C) barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal 23 noises that are not human speech; and
March 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
juliesdead.bsky.social
Friday night sorted
Elite and zx spectrum
March 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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seamas.bsky.social
roomba accidentally saw outside
Reddit post headed "Roomba accidentally saw outside and now I can't delete "room 1" and "room 4" showing a map of the Roomba's picture of the world, which includes an ill-defined patch of outside listed as "room 1" and "room 2"
March 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
juliesdead.bsky.social
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you 📺
Otherworld tv series opening title
March 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM