julie p.
@juliep.bsky.social
Nice library lady. Tattoos. Amigurumi.
Decaying theatre degree. Bunny & greyhound mom.
Introverted but willing to discuss Brian DePalma's 1974 classic "Phantom of the Paradise."
She/Her/They
FUCK ICE AND FUCK DONALD TRUMP
Decaying theatre degree. Bunny & greyhound mom.
Introverted but willing to discuss Brian DePalma's 1974 classic "Phantom of the Paradise."
She/Her/They
FUCK ICE AND FUCK DONALD TRUMP
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julie p.
@juliep.bsky.social
· May 3
My outie likes to crochet innies. @benstiller.redhour.com @hamburgerwaiter.bsky.social #Severance #TheWorkIsMysteriousAndImportant
🎵"...it was the third of september..."🎶
The answer was ...BOGGY CREEK 2! $2 off all week long: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-boggy-...
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
🎵"...it was the third of september..."🎶
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When you read Kid Rock's lyrics your ass is gonna WISH that shit was in a foreign language.
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
When you read Kid Rock's lyrics your ass is gonna WISH that shit was in a foreign language.
Our library is open on Sundays; I worked yesterday. An elderly white man come up to the desk, made small talk about the Superbowl to my Latina co-worker, and told her "Bad Bunny is a communist." (She was amused.)
The absolute STUPIDITY of these ignorant assholes knows no limit. It's...something.
The absolute STUPIDITY of these ignorant assholes knows no limit. It's...something.
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Our library is open on Sundays; I worked yesterday. An elderly white man come up to the desk, made small talk about the Superbowl to my Latina co-worker, and told her "Bad Bunny is a communist." (She was amused.)
The absolute STUPIDITY of these ignorant assholes knows no limit. It's...something.
The absolute STUPIDITY of these ignorant assholes knows no limit. It's...something.
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Thought I saw Kid Rock, but it was just a pimple on Bad Bunny's nuts and whatnot.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Thought I saw Kid Rock, but it was just a pimple on Bad Bunny's nuts and whatnot.
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There’s a patriot player named “Boutte” and all I think about when they say his name is John Big Booty from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
There’s a patriot player named “Boutte” and all I think about when they say his name is John Big Booty from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
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Well of course. I don't understand why anyone would think that President Racism, the leader of Racismland, would post something racist.
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Well of course. I don't understand why anyone would think that President Racism, the leader of Racismland, would post something racist.
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It's probably required by law that all veterinarian offices must have bouncy hold music that incorporates ukulele, glockenspiel, and whatever that instrument is that makes the sound effect for Fred Flintstone's twinkle toes when he goes bowling.
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It's probably required by law that all veterinarian offices must have bouncy hold music that incorporates ukulele, glockenspiel, and whatever that instrument is that makes the sound effect for Fred Flintstone's twinkle toes when he goes bowling.
The lastest interviews with Icky make it clear there's advanced dementia. He sounds like my mom did last year, when she started declining. Non-sequiturs, nonsensical phrases, etc. We would just roll with it.
But she was in memory care. This pants-shitting thug is in the White House.
We are fucked.
But she was in memory care. This pants-shitting thug is in the White House.
We are fucked.
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
The lastest interviews with Icky make it clear there's advanced dementia. He sounds like my mom did last year, when she started declining. Non-sequiturs, nonsensical phrases, etc. We would just roll with it.
But she was in memory care. This pants-shitting thug is in the White House.
We are fucked.
But she was in memory care. This pants-shitting thug is in the White House.
We are fucked.
@mchshe.bsky.social Happy Birthday, you lovely human! xoxo
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
@mchshe.bsky.social Happy Birthday, you lovely human! xoxo
Did that thing die yet?
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Did that thing die yet?
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A place to have a smoke.
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
A place to have a smoke.
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“Melania” is so bad they had to close the entire Kennedy Center after it premiered there.
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
“Melania” is so bad they had to close the entire Kennedy Center after it premiered there.
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liam and his dad are home!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
liam and his dad are home!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
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Mr. President sir I’m sorry to report that people hate your shitty wife.
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Mr. President sir I’m sorry to report that people hate your shitty wife.
Dear ICE,
Nobody wants you.
Kindly fuck off.
Sincerely,
Any American With A Shred of Human Decency (of whom there are a lot more than the deplorables would have you think)
Nobody wants you.
Kindly fuck off.
Sincerely,
Any American With A Shred of Human Decency (of whom there are a lot more than the deplorables would have you think)
The brave city of Philadelphia rose against the regime, protesting well into the night despite the cold temperatures
"Fight, fight, fight!
Fine people, fight ICE."
"Every city, every town,
fuck ICE, shut it down."
"No justice, no peace"
#3E #GoodVsEvil #NationalStrike #ICEOut
"Fight, fight, fight!
Fine people, fight ICE."
"Every city, every town,
fuck ICE, shut it down."
"No justice, no peace"
#3E #GoodVsEvil #NationalStrike #ICEOut
January 31, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Dear ICE,
Nobody wants you.
Kindly fuck off.
Sincerely,
Any American With A Shred of Human Decency (of whom there are a lot more than the deplorables would have you think)
Nobody wants you.
Kindly fuck off.
Sincerely,
Any American With A Shred of Human Decency (of whom there are a lot more than the deplorables would have you think)
The world is so much dimmer now.
I love you, #CatherineO'Hara
I love you, #CatherineO'Hara
January 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The world is so much dimmer now.
I love you, #CatherineO'Hara
I love you, #CatherineO'Hara
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Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
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A US man removed ICE with a 5 second constitutional lesson;
“You violated my 4th Amendment, and I’ve got my 2nd. Get the fuck off my property.”
The thugs complied and left. #3E #FuckICE #GoodVsEvil
“You violated my 4th Amendment, and I’ve got my 2nd. Get the fuck off my property.”
The thugs complied and left. #3E #FuckICE #GoodVsEvil
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 AM
A US man removed ICE with a 5 second constitutional lesson;
“You violated my 4th Amendment, and I’ve got my 2nd. Get the fuck off my property.”
The thugs complied and left. #3E #FuckICE #GoodVsEvil
“You violated my 4th Amendment, and I’ve got my 2nd. Get the fuck off my property.”
The thugs complied and left. #3E #FuckICE #GoodVsEvil
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Tell your senators to rein in ICE NOW act.indivisible.org/sign/ice-out...
Tell your senators to rein in ICE NOW
On Wednesday, January 7, Renee Good was killed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Then, on January 24, Border Patrol killed Alex Pretti. These deaths were a direct...
act.indivisible.org
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Tell your senators to rein in ICE NOW act.indivisible.org/sign/ice-out...
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It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.
January 27, 2026 at 1:58 PM
It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.
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Well I'll give him this, Bovino sure took the phrase "dress for the job that you want" seriously.
January 27, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Well I'll give him this, Bovino sure took the phrase "dress for the job that you want" seriously.
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me: i had to have updog put down
you: what's updog
me (crying): my best friend
you: what's updog
me (crying): my best friend
July 7, 2023 at 8:08 PM
me: i had to have updog put down
you: what's updog
me (crying): my best friend
you: what's updog
me (crying): my best friend
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Jacked up Neil Young voice:
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Jacked up Neil Young voice: