@joshyhotdogs.bsky.social
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Reflecting on my accomplishments
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Reflecting on my accomplishments
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Listen, 90% of the time, light attacks will get the job done. Nothing wrong with them at all. But the precise moment my foe is stunned or otherwise indisposed, you KNOW I’m calling up my old friend, the heavy attack
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Listen, 90% of the time, light attacks will get the job done. Nothing wrong with them at all. But the precise moment my foe is stunned or otherwise indisposed, you KNOW I’m calling up my old friend, the heavy attack
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Hate it when a henchman comes up to me, like: "Hey, listen up, Mac. Me and the boys bin thinkin..."
It's like, do I pay you to think, you big lummox?
It's like, do I pay you to think, you big lummox?
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hate it when a henchman comes up to me, like: "Hey, listen up, Mac. Me and the boys bin thinkin..."
It's like, do I pay you to think, you big lummox?
It's like, do I pay you to think, you big lummox?
Forgot my mouthguard in chicago so im gonna chew thru my teeth in two nights here in michigan
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Forgot my mouthguard in chicago so im gonna chew thru my teeth in two nights here in michigan
Sold 30 pokemon cards from when i was a kid for $800 i simply cannot be killed.
October 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sold 30 pokemon cards from when i was a kid for $800 i simply cannot be killed.
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Nice harbinger dipshit, is it of things to come???
December 16, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Nice harbinger dipshit, is it of things to come???
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Apparently Guillermo Del Toro has ruined Frankenstein by… being relatively faithful to the source material.
Oh my.
Oh my.
September 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Apparently Guillermo Del Toro has ruined Frankenstein by… being relatively faithful to the source material.
Oh my.
Oh my.
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give the people what they want
May 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
give the people what they want
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Yo come over! We got some of the master's tools and we're gonna wreck his shitty house hahaa
August 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Yo come over! We got some of the master's tools and we're gonna wreck his shitty house hahaa
Doing a wistful speed run: drinking a martini and standing outside on a slightly cooler evening.
August 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Doing a wistful speed run: drinking a martini and standing outside on a slightly cooler evening.
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my amulets are not pretty but they get the job done
August 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
my amulets are not pretty but they get the job done
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being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
August 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
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7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms
10am: apple
12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt
3pm: banana
6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing)
8pm: frozen yogurt
830pm: 2 cookies
845pm: 4 cookies
850pm: 8 cookies
9pm: bag of Doritos
930pm: Big Mac and fries
10am: apple
12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt
3pm: banana
6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing)
8pm: frozen yogurt
830pm: 2 cookies
845pm: 4 cookies
850pm: 8 cookies
9pm: bag of Doritos
930pm: Big Mac and fries
August 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms
10am: apple
12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt
3pm: banana
6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing)
8pm: frozen yogurt
830pm: 2 cookies
845pm: 4 cookies
850pm: 8 cookies
9pm: bag of Doritos
930pm: Big Mac and fries
10am: apple
12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt
3pm: banana
6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing)
8pm: frozen yogurt
830pm: 2 cookies
845pm: 4 cookies
850pm: 8 cookies
9pm: bag of Doritos
930pm: Big Mac and fries
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I believe this tweet is canon
August 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I believe this tweet is canon
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[ marc maron voice: ] who are your waifus
August 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
[ marc maron voice: ] who are your waifus
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The boonta eve classic would have gone down way different if I was there
July 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The boonta eve classic would have gone down way different if I was there
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Gushing over mystery wife
July 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Gushing over mystery wife
At the board game party trying so hard to not be an annoying white man
July 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
At the board game party trying so hard to not be an annoying white man