jortie
@jortcake.bsky.social
fashion, art, food, complaints | she/her | Dallas, Texas
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Piet Mondrian inspired beach fashions from Burda Moden, Summer 1966
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Piet Mondrian inspired beach fashions from Burda Moden, Summer 1966
I don’t like the trend of Christmas music in a Thanksgiving video
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I don’t like the trend of Christmas music in a Thanksgiving video
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This #Halloween, Madeleine Vionnet is offering all of the witchy stitches with her 1927 Araignée gown, a pale and ethereal design dripping with a beaded cobweb #madparisfr #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This #Halloween, Madeleine Vionnet is offering all of the witchy stitches with her 1927 Araignée gown, a pale and ethereal design dripping with a beaded cobweb #madparisfr #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
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A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
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💀It has to be done. The Elsa Schiaparelli Skeleton Dress, made Paris, 1938. Via The V&A. Read all about it here: collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O65687/...
October 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
💀It has to be done. The Elsa Schiaparelli Skeleton Dress, made Paris, 1938. Via The V&A. Read all about it here: collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O65687/...
Kids did the obnoxious number meme at a restaurant last evening. I’m too old for this shit.
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Kids did the obnoxious number meme at a restaurant last evening. I’m too old for this shit.
Hurt my already damaged knee while ice skating. Painful lesson learned during my birthday week
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hurt my already damaged knee while ice skating. Painful lesson learned during my birthday week
I accidentally threw away my Aeropress filter cap AGAIN
September 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I accidentally threw away my Aeropress filter cap AGAIN
I broke my toenail clipper while clipping my big toe. Was my toenail too thick? 😞
August 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I broke my toenail clipper while clipping my big toe. Was my toenail too thick? 😞
I don’t care if you’re a vampire. Use some gloves! #ADiscoveryofWitches
August 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don’t care if you’re a vampire. Use some gloves! #ADiscoveryofWitches
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True time management is giving yourself enough time to sit on the edge of your bed like this for a while and still not be late
July 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
True time management is giving yourself enough time to sit on the edge of your bed like this for a while and still not be late
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😎 Brown plastic 1950s Schiaparelli sunglasses. More here via MFA Boston: collections.mfa.org/objects/4823...
May 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
😎 Brown plastic 1950s Schiaparelli sunglasses. More here via MFA Boston: collections.mfa.org/objects/4823...
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1 Package Macaroni and Cheese Dinner
1 1/4 Cups Water
1 Cup Frozen Peas Peas ; Thawed
4 Hot Dogs ; Sliced
2 Tablespoons Margarine
2 Cups Stove Top Stuffing mix
1 1/4 Cups Water
1 Cup Frozen Peas Peas ; Thawed
4 Hot Dogs ; Sliced
2 Tablespoons Margarine
2 Cups Stove Top Stuffing mix
April 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
1 Package Macaroni and Cheese Dinner
1 1/4 Cups Water
1 Cup Frozen Peas Peas ; Thawed
4 Hot Dogs ; Sliced
2 Tablespoons Margarine
2 Cups Stove Top Stuffing mix
1 1/4 Cups Water
1 Cup Frozen Peas Peas ; Thawed
4 Hot Dogs ; Sliced
2 Tablespoons Margarine
2 Cups Stove Top Stuffing mix
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Menús familiares by Francisco "Paco" Martínez Chaves (1976)
March 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Menús familiares by Francisco "Paco" Martínez Chaves (1976)
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Jean Dessès gowns were a fantasy of fabric, layers and layers of sheer shaded cloth that created multi-faceted mid century gowns. Here two of his #1960s creations, strapless evening gowns in multi-colours @metcostume.bsky.social #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
March 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Jean Dessès gowns were a fantasy of fabric, layers and layers of sheer shaded cloth that created multi-faceted mid century gowns. Here two of his #1960s creations, strapless evening gowns in multi-colours @metcostume.bsky.social #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
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Everyone knows how the Pythagoreans hated beans, but they don't know why.
Pythagoras thought that beans contained the souls of the dead. When you died, you became a bean. Your afterlife is bean.
Pythagoras thought that beans contained the souls of the dead. When you died, you became a bean. Your afterlife is bean.
March 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Everyone knows how the Pythagoreans hated beans, but they don't know why.
Pythagoras thought that beans contained the souls of the dead. When you died, you became a bean. Your afterlife is bean.
Pythagoras thought that beans contained the souls of the dead. When you died, you became a bean. Your afterlife is bean.
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Future iteration of a screen time warning that I need
March 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Future iteration of a screen time warning that I need
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'Quaker Oats.' (1917) The Italian artist Gino Severini was a leading figure of the Futurist movement in the years leading up to WW1 - his first exhibition in London in 1913 was a huge success, provoking critical acclaim and bewilderment in the popular press.
March 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
'Quaker Oats.' (1917) The Italian artist Gino Severini was a leading figure of the Futurist movement in the years leading up to WW1 - his first exhibition in London in 1913 was a huge success, provoking critical acclaim and bewilderment in the popular press.
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In order to deal with general malaise, I'm making irresponsible amount of pasta
March 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In order to deal with general malaise, I'm making irresponsible amount of pasta
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Meiji Chocolate, Japan (1955)
Poster design by Tadashi Ohashi
Poster design by Tadashi Ohashi
March 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Meiji Chocolate, Japan (1955)
Poster design by Tadashi Ohashi
Poster design by Tadashi Ohashi
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sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks
March 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks
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Prints made by laying paper onto pen nibs, and letting them bleed.
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March 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Prints made by laying paper onto pen nibs, and letting them bleed.
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eatock.com
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