Jordan
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
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An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
incredible things happening on link play
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
incredible things happening on link play
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
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Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content
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1. People have been trying to argue that Ben is a 1:1 ideological nazi for YEARS. Where has this guy been??
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
October 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
1. People have been trying to argue that Ben is a 1:1 ideological nazi for YEARS. Where has this guy been??
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
uh, gee, i dunno...IN-UNIVERSE MORALITY?
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
uh, gee, i dunno...IN-UNIVERSE MORALITY?
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October 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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hear me out, THIS time "finding some fictional element from pop culture that mostly women like and deciding it should be destroyed because it's... making society immoral or something" is DEFINITELY going to get us back on the good timeline. we just need these chicks to see reason
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
hear me out, THIS time "finding some fictional element from pop culture that mostly women like and deciding it should be destroyed because it's... making society immoral or something" is DEFINITELY going to get us back on the good timeline. we just need these chicks to see reason
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So the story of someone with a family history of good who got radicalized to evil young but then later breaks free and becomes good again and then has to atone for his crimes doesn’t have any relevance at all today? None whatsoever?
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
So the story of someone with a family history of good who got radicalized to evil young but then later breaks free and becomes good again and then has to atone for his crimes doesn’t have any relevance at all today? None whatsoever?
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Americans want to watch charismatic people solve moderately difficult problems on a weekly basis. That’s it. And a group of fomo execs and techbros who don’t watch TV drove one of the most profitable industries in the US off a cliff rather than accept that.
Look what happenes when a TV show releases every year, with more than 8 episodes a season.
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Americans want to watch charismatic people solve moderately difficult problems on a weekly basis. That’s it. And a group of fomo execs and techbros who don’t watch TV drove one of the most profitable industries in the US off a cliff rather than accept that.
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I think this gets at the dissonance between people who take Star Wars more literally and allegorically and people who are more tapped into like the mythic and emotional angle
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I think this gets at the dissonance between people who take Star Wars more literally and allegorically and people who are more tapped into like the mythic and emotional angle
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people are always complaining about how lazy “redemption by death” is and now here’s an opportunity to explore living atonement and you don’t want it? they didn’t even give the man dialog in the last third of ep ix but it’s a satisfying ending? COME ON
Kylo Ren is a phenomenal character, but his story after The Rise of Skywalker is over for a reason, so please don't bring him back
Bringing Kylo Ren back would be a fundamental misunderstanding of Rise of Skywalker's best scene
Kylo Ren is a phenomenal character, but his story after The Rise of Skywalker is over for a reason, so please don't bring him back
www.polygon.com
October 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
people are always complaining about how lazy “redemption by death” is and now here’s an opportunity to explore living atonement and you don’t want it? they didn’t even give the man dialog in the last third of ep ix but it’s a satisfying ending? COME ON
booktok ass harassment training
October 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
booktok ass harassment training
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us for years: they're leaving it open so they can bring him back at a future point
adam driver: I have assembled a team to depict ben solo's return for $100
bob iger: jared leto is one of our finest living actors, don't you agree?
adam driver: I have assembled a team to depict ben solo's return for $100
bob iger: jared leto is one of our finest living actors, don't you agree?
I LOVE that disney did this to themselves by excluding Ben Solo from the force ghost reveal at the end of the movie, inadvertently creating a lore where he’s the ONLY character who’s vanished onscreen but then not come back as a force ghost, making it so easy for him to be alive
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
us for years: they're leaving it open so they can bring him back at a future point
adam driver: I have assembled a team to depict ben solo's return for $100
bob iger: jared leto is one of our finest living actors, don't you agree?
adam driver: I have assembled a team to depict ben solo's return for $100
bob iger: jared leto is one of our finest living actors, don't you agree?
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the assumption was always that he’d be the most difficult to lure back, so to know they had him locked the fuck in and hype is so baffling it can only be explained by Iger having reddit chud opinions
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
the assumption was always that he’d be the most difficult to lure back, so to know they had him locked the fuck in and hype is so baffling it can only be explained by Iger having reddit chud opinions
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Well this aged amazingly
This is the best part of an already amazing article.
October 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well this aged amazingly