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MegaJord
@jordanranger.blacksky.app
He/Him – Writer/ Photographer/ Graphic designer/ Table top RPG enthusiast/ Sci-fi and fantasy reader/ Pink enthusiast / I like the three primary colors
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Alright, I'm doing my own writing sprint! From Monday to Friday, I'll write for one hour and thirty minutes. This account will hold accountable for me (exceptions, of course, when I'm sick or not in the mood 🫤)
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Btwn this and the fedora kid from the Louvre, potential YA pitches are having a helluva week
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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FOLKS WE DID IT!!! #Seattle
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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This is at least the fourth story I've seen of an author having to exchange multiple emails (over 20) with this publisher to get the contract language to not be rights grabby and it's one of three where the writer walked away.

I appreciate the effort and transparency but I will also say-
On August 12, 1971, 16-year-old me mailed the first story I ever wrote off on its first submission to my dream market, F&SF. My tale was quickly rejected. On July 17th, 2025, I finally sold a story to that magazine. Here's why I felt I had to withdraw that story. www.scottedelman.com/wordpress/20...
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Glad to see Polygon cover the resistance of game developers to generative AI--and to be able to speak briefly to one of the greatest dangers of this entire thing.

Gen AI doubles down on making MORE SPACE for production issues that *already make games worse.*
www.polygon.com/arc-raiders-...
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This will sound like a consoomer, but I haven’t felt this intrigued from video games in a long time, especially from Valve.

It’s now one of my top reasons to live in the next year lol

youtu.be/OmKrKTwtukE?...
Steam Hardware Announcement
YouTube video by Valve
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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hey gang
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Wondering if I could run my entire life off a Steam Machine, because like most folks, I have Completely Fucking Had It with Windows.

Like... Could SteamOS run Clip Studio Paint?

Could it deal with my antique Cintiq 21UX?
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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#dailyart 69 : flowers
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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This is basically objectively true and somehow got me called a doomer by a former mutual, lol
If the US system remains trapped in an endless knife fight between a party of good government and a party of nihilistic governance then Europeans need to accept that the US will no longer be a stable partner long after Trump is gone
I'd just like to point out that we spent an entire shipment of air defense interceptors' worth of money on new signs for a name change that isn't even legally the name of the DoD.

Ukraine is currently experiencing rolling blackouts from Russian strikes, btw.
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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he's right and he should say it
when I was a baby (aged 17-23ish), people would claim that a well-written, poorly-drawn comic is better than a poorly-written, well-drawn comic. That always rankled me.

Now that I am an adult (43), I know the reason why this seemed wrong to me: because it *is* wrong.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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The Epstein emails are so fucking funny dude. Genuinely like “Donald trump is not only a pedophile but gross and even I, a pedophile find him repulsive.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I went to a library and kids were playing Roblox on the computers. I got suddenly reminded of those posts on r/reachers subreddit and I am ashamed that they are right about kids these days.

A sign that I am an unfun adult lol
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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warm up of rosalina!!!!! i'm so excited for the movieeeee!!! + luigi and bowsercito
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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One of the Little Free Libraries got a pile of books on autism, folklore and mythology, and finding your gender identity, and that's how I know there's a Bluesky user in the neighborhood
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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once again, the smart thing to do and the morally correct thing to do are both identical and straightforward

Nazi tattoos are a hard line. fail. next candidate
This is a yikes too. He gets dogwalked by Susan Collins even though Generic Dem has a 9 pt margin.

What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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[oc] One's Faith in the Staff ✨🌠
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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the reason I switched from futuristic dystopians to fantasy monsterfucking
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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One final Witching Season announcement....

AMBER BENSON from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER will be writing a foreword for our anthology!

We are so thrilled to have one of our favorite witches (Tara 😭) contribute to this book.

This truly means the world to me 💜

www.kickstarter.com/projects/phi...
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I've been doing video game VO since 2003. In my 20+ years, only ONE game has ever paid "royalties/residuals/bonus payments."

That game?

Date Everything.

And that's ONLY because it's a game produced by professional voice actors who purposefully created a special contract for the game w/ SAG-AFTRA.
Ask literally any voice actor if they get royalties from the video games they worked on.

They will tell you no. They might even laugh.

Now imagine any developer actively trying to use AI VO to save money wanting to offer something like that.
Also, re: "they get royalties", how much money is that? Does it make up for the lack of continued work?

Paying next to nothing is still "getting paid royalties" but is functionally nothing.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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So uh... how many high profile journalists were buddies with Epstein? I'm concerned that the number seems larger than 0.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I spent today down in Hamilton, Ohio as part of the official grand opening of a new @barnesandnoble.com there, and used this enormous pair of scissors to cut the red ribbon. I considered stealing the scissors. I ultimately did not. If the staff cannot find them later IT WAS NOT ME.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.

I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM