MegaJord
@jordanranger.blacksky.app
He/Him – Writer/ Photographer/ Graphic designer/ Table top RPG enthusiast/ Sci-fi and fantasy reader/ Pink enthusiast / I like the three primary colors
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MegaJord
@jordanranger.blacksky.app
· Nov 18
Alright, I'm doing my own writing sprint! From Monday to Friday, I'll write for one hour and thirty minutes. This account will hold accountable for me (exceptions, of course, when I'm sick or not in the mood 🫤)
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November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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networking is an incredibly important part of maintaining a professional presence in your creative industry, but it can be daunting. have you tried being completely fucking ridiculous online
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
networking is an incredibly important part of maintaining a professional presence in your creative industry, but it can be daunting. have you tried being completely fucking ridiculous online
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Movie Rosalina
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Movie Rosalina
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Soon, we'll oversee a budget of more than $100 billion — and every dollar will reflect our commitment to working New Yorkers and delivering universal childcare. Good thing some little New Yorkers gave me a counting lesson today!
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Soon, we'll oversee a budget of more than $100 billion — and every dollar will reflect our commitment to working New Yorkers and delivering universal childcare. Good thing some little New Yorkers gave me a counting lesson today!
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“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”
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NEW — I spoke to DoorDash about the White House claiming the company's report shows "inflation has been tamed" and whether that's an interpretation one should make. An economist also weighed in, pointing out dictatorships use data obfuscation as a tool, and right now they're "grasping at straws."
WH claims 'inflation tamed,' per DoorDash stats. Company says that's not in its report.
It comes the same week we learned the WH would likely not release key economic reports for October.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
NEW — I spoke to DoorDash about the White House claiming the company's report shows "inflation has been tamed" and whether that's an interpretation one should make. An economist also weighed in, pointing out dictatorships use data obfuscation as a tool, and right now they're "grasping at straws."
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jeez, comics are so hard. i can't believe i made a whole book. like sure it took 12% of my entire lifespan to do it, but also, how'd i do that
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
jeez, comics are so hard. i can't believe i made a whole book. like sure it took 12% of my entire lifespan to do it, but also, how'd i do that
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Bringing back vine is some elder millennial ghostbuster juice box bait that’s gonna 100% work on me
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Bringing back vine is some elder millennial ghostbuster juice box bait that’s gonna 100% work on me
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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tombloom.itch.io/games-for-fr... GAMES FOR FREAKS VOL 3 NOW AVAILABLE
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
tombloom.itch.io/games-for-fr... GAMES FOR FREAKS VOL 3 NOW AVAILABLE
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A good day to let everyone know we have submitted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile for Best Live Action Short at the Oscars.
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A good day to let everyone know we have submitted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile for Best Live Action Short at the Oscars.
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
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Sybil Pseudoregalia
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Sybil Pseudoregalia
After the new SpongeBob movie dropped, my movie pitch for the franchise is an anthology of short films. Each segments are twenty minutes (like the show season), but they have their own different animation styles and takes on Bikini Bottom and the title character with their own continuity
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
After the new SpongeBob movie dropped, my movie pitch for the franchise is an anthology of short films. Each segments are twenty minutes (like the show season), but they have their own different animation styles and takes on Bikini Bottom and the title character with their own continuity
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November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You been hit by a smooth hymnal
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Daily bunny no.3137 is highly invasive
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Daily bunny no.3137 is highly invasive
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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The UK govt: "Hmm, we might have to ban VPNs & a whole range of otehr basic privacy safeguards, to Protect The Children, y'know."
Also the UK govt: "It's perfectly fine to let Nazi billionaire & friend of Epstein Peter Thiel trawl through the entire corpus of NHS personal data on your children."
Also the UK govt: "It's perfectly fine to let Nazi billionaire & friend of Epstein Peter Thiel trawl through the entire corpus of NHS personal data on your children."
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The UK govt: "Hmm, we might have to ban VPNs & a whole range of otehr basic privacy safeguards, to Protect The Children, y'know."
Also the UK govt: "It's perfectly fine to let Nazi billionaire & friend of Epstein Peter Thiel trawl through the entire corpus of NHS personal data on your children."
Also the UK govt: "It's perfectly fine to let Nazi billionaire & friend of Epstein Peter Thiel trawl through the entire corpus of NHS personal data on your children."
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
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I mostly do not miss the East Coast, except when I find out Peter Dinklage and Sandra Oh starred in Twelfth Night at Shakespeare in the Park, which New Yorkers could go see for FREE
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I mostly do not miss the East Coast, except when I find out Peter Dinklage and Sandra Oh starred in Twelfth Night at Shakespeare in the Park, which New Yorkers could go see for FREE
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Out this weekend, the Technicolor time-travel film Arco, which tells its fable somewhere between Ghibli and Fantastic Planet:
Exciting debuts and Radu Jude fill the Chicago International Film Festival
Our dispatch from the Chicago International Film Festival 2025 includes coverage of Arco, Kontinental '25, and The Plague.
www.avclub.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Out this weekend, the Technicolor time-travel film Arco, which tells its fable somewhere between Ghibli and Fantastic Planet:
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November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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