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Jordan Quiverns 📚🏳️‍⚧️
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Host of gay TTRPG podcast Three of Hearts | Valley Lesbian | Free Palestine | Writes funny-sad-cute fiction every damn day| Leave a little stain behind you everywhere you go.
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Three of Hearts is a queer fiction podcast about two detectives solving a mystery in a reclusive prairie town, taking them down a rabbit hole of cults, dead gods, celebrities, werelions, and romantic tension in the workplace. Listen to it wherever you podcast!

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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Me
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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February 15, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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truly impressive how much Target’s success relied on Woke

turns out that’s all that really differentiated it from its competitors and when it gave customers a reason to go elsewhere they had no reason to come back
Target makes bold changes to keep customers from fleeing stores
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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"the writer's barely-disguised fetish" WRONG, all my fetishes are out in the open and actively make what i write even better
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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yeah I guess being the evil entity in a horror movie is a pretty good job. All the souls I can eat, and I'm basically invincible as long as no one remembers the power of friendship and facing your fears. Benefits are shit though
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Genuinely, as someone who plays several live service games I always have a checklist that's like
- Ask yourself if you're having fun
- Never have a "forever game", play or read or do other stuff alongside it
- Don't set paid subs to auto-renew
- Think about what you want, not what the game wants
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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"Looper" (2012)
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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women
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Exclusive first look at the live action Legend of Zelda movie reveals that Zelda is the boy, as expected. Director Wes Bell explains "It was important to me to stay as true to the game as possible, and in the games, Zelda is the boy."
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Thinking about all the pots I can smash in your cabin.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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inject the fucking estradiol, shinji
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Best literary analysis ever
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just experienced the amended Hades 2 ending…I actually liked the ending as it was, and although the changes are all improvements in my opinion, I do think we should just allow fans to be disappointed by stories instead of fixing them! It becomes art as service instead of art as art!
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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"Other people have no interiority, and are just services I can access to make myself feel better" is a pretty keen insight into how these people think
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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If you are mad for even a second about what gender, gender presentation, or genitals another person has, you are a weirdo pervert freak
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I think people should be allowed to get abortions whenever they want for any reason. I don't give a shit and it doesn't affect me
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hey @theonion.com, I think your publication is great, and I mostly liked your Jeffery Epstein documentary. But it’s fucking weird how silly you’re getting about a subject like pedophilia.

Can someone please explain what “Donald and Jeffery: Time Traveling Pedophiles” is doing or saying?
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM