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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
One thing my senators NEVER to is end a post with “and here is what I am doing to try and fix this”. @hickenlooper.senate.gov @bennet.senate.gov
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Best horror book in a generation, I think. It will be taught in college elective classes in the future.
I don't know why BLACK RIVER ORCHARD is on sale for two bucks at your favorite electronic bookmonger, but it is, so if you want a story of suburban folk horror (shut up it is too a thing) where a creepy cult of apple-eaters take over a town and begin, um, changing? Welp, go forth and get after it.
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Should be a Latin jam band
Widespread Twerking is my new band name.
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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"if you have a crotch related problem a drag queen has already solved it" maintains its perfect track record
February 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Man he nailed it on this post.
February 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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Democracy dies in oligarchness
February 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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corporate needs you to find the differences between these two pictures
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 PM
@theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social man your subscription support is awesome.
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
January 26, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Jamelle is all over this but I’ll add: trying and succeeding are not the same thing. While they try to interfere with the election? Probably. Will they succeed at interfering with the election? Most probably no. Especially if we are willing to keep up our end of things.
strange to me that a lot of people on this website simultaneously agree that the administration is run by incompetents who struggle to carry out their agenda without major political blowback AND that they’ll pull off a complex and sophisticated effort to rig elections and prevent defeat in November
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Journalists, please remember that repeating obviously false statements is not balance or fairness. It is actively participating in deception.
January 25, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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When he finally dies, there are going to be people on here claiming that too is just "a distraction"
January 22, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Willy Wonka and the Big Naturals
The Natural With Big Naturals
The Man Who Fell To Earth With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1774
January 22, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Always pivoting to affordability. Stop conflating these. This is bad even if things were cheap.
Trump’s reckless threats (and confusion) towards Greenland weakens NATO and does nothing to lower costs for working families who are suffering under his economy.
Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Don’t forget terrorizing Americans. Seems like an important point.
Trump has spent his first year back in office making life more expensive for Coloradans.

He has hiked health insurance costs, driven up energy prices, and cut taxes for the wealthiest—all while his tariffs add thousands in annual costs for working families.
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
How exactly does this keeps ICE from killing again?
How exactly does any of this lower costs for working families?!?
In the middle of the night the President was posting private messages from European leaders, criticizing the UK, and sharing a fake image of a map in which the US controls Greenland, Canada, Venezuela, and Cuba.
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Ahhhhh! When will my senator stop ending every post with a lame consultant tested platitude. Just say it’s bad and how you are trying to make it better. Stop being so so weak.
Congress has the constitutional responsibility to decide when America goes to war.  

Americans are struggling to afford groceries and health care here at home under President Trump. They don’t want him throwing us into another forever war to enrich oil executives.
January 15, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Word to the wise from Uncle George. Whenever someone's tellin' you to punch down, THEY'RE the wockaflocka in dire need of a knuckle sammich and whatnot.
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1766
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 AM
The North Fork of the South Platte
The Lamprey. Which contains lampreys, but is not named for them.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM