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Jon G
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Short. Blue.
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Still bloody waiting lads.
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
@infinitejest.bsky.social I've just seen that Manchester United footballists are up to 2nd in the league.

How and when did this happen?!

Have I misjudged their Portugese maverick?
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Someone is teething.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Ordered a new tshirt.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Soon be time for Everton.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
ig.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Mamdani's Noo Yawk, where apparently everyone on the street can just drop mad freestyle bars at a moments notice.

♥️

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Guy in a SUIT Shocks EVERYONE with INCREDIBLE Freestyle
YouTube video by ARIatHOME
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November 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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The first thing Zohran Mamdani needs to do when he takes office is Free Luigi Mangione
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I have watched this about twenty times on a loop.
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Oh wow did you hear about the mysterious fire next week
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ebro: Your boy was just on 60 Minutes, Cuomo, saying that you're his guy!

Cuomo: No.

Ebro: Trump said you're his candidate.

Cuomo: *ends call*
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just waiting on one more document for the Oirish passport lads.
a man in a red vest walks past valet parking
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October 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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A toilet at a friend's house that you've just flushed and the water in the bowl just keeps rising.
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Today all I can think of is a re-release of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

BUT, Bob Hoskins is to be edited out and Bob Mortimer greenscreened in.
a man in a white shirt with a microphone on his neck smiles
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October 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Hours before this he was bragging about how he supposedly aced a cognitive exam.
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
NEED.
October 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
IPTV locked up and no streams loading.
a woman says " my life is a living " in a red shirt
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October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM