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Short. Blue.
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i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet
February 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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People are counting Keir Starmer out, saying he's done, but not me. I reckon he's got plenty more completely avoidable fuck ups in him.
February 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
@wrongtom.bsky.social Eh Tom, isn't it time for another visit To Tom's Mum?
a man wearing headphones says " establish your brand " in front of a whiteboard
ALT: a man wearing headphones says " establish your brand " in front of a whiteboard
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February 16, 2026 at 12:10 PM
MONDAY
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 AM
SUNDAY
February 15, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Met a lad from Palestine. He’s been in Liverpool for over a week now. He knows nobody and has nothing. We’ve given him food/clothes he’s been to play footy with the DJK House crew. . If you can donate, please do so here: paypal.me/DJKHouse I’m gonna take him shopping for toiletries etc
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
#Punching
#ValentinesDay

The absolute best thing to ever happen to me.

@damselgard.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Slim-Fast rep, 1990s.
Bethell isn’t going to make it. Have never seen him play, but that hairdo tells me enough.
February 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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Lovely stuff.
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 AM
@theraygun.bsky.social Sir... Primate, thumbs up?
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Intended an early night, but I'm close to levelling up in The Outer Worlds 2.

#Im53
the sun is shining brightly behind a sphere in space
ALT: the sun is shining brightly behind a sphere in space
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February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.

Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Oh boy.
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Saying 'I've got the secret' whenever your other half asks if you've got the key
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
King of side-eye.
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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Ive watched this about 100 times.

This is why the internet was invented.

Right here.

Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
@warrenajb.bsky.social Come on Palace FFS.
February 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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*chef's kiss*
February 1, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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oh my god
February 1, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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‘where do you see yourself in 20 years time?’

me:
January 28, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Who was it on here who sorted their Irish passport out?

Doing all mine currently. Got my Grandad's birth certificate, my mum's, both my mum's marriage certificates, mum's death certificate.

Do I need my Grandad's death certificate? He'd be 127 currently.
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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I have actual shit I need to work on this weekend but I just saw this clip from Patsy Palmer's Ibiza Workout (2002) ft Louie Spence and the urge to switch out the music and do an edit is too powerful
January 29, 2026 at 9:47 PM