Johnbonbonbons
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Johnbonbonbons
@johnnyquest.bsky.social
me he/them
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I need to stop saying "now this is podracing" after every time I get gendered correctly
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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It's great that AI is giving scammers a way to spray us all with oceans of zero effort dogshit. If the modern world previously had one problem, it was that there wasn't enough zero effort dogshit around.
October 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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do you ever think about how when you look at someone's butthole, photons are bouncing off the hole and directly into your eyes
October 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Fuck apps - build websites.
New from 404 Media: Google removed an ICE-spotting app too. Called Red Dot, an immigration support group on the ground in Chicago told me it was using it. Google now removed, just like Apple did with ICEBlock after DOJ pressure. Google calls ICE vulnerable group
www.404media.co/google-calls...
Google Calls ICE Agents a Vulnerable Group, Removes ICE-Spotting App ‘Red Dot’
The move comes as Apple removed ICEBlock after direct pressure from U.S. Department of Justice officials and signals a broader crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.
www.404media.co
October 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Pushing for the Nobel Peace Prize but really hoping he gets the Rest in Peace Prize
August 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I for one.

Love Roman numerals.
August 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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In case you missed it last night, I dug into Will Smith's "fake AI crowd" video. Nearly everyone got this wrong, and the evidence was easy to find… if you're sick enough to watch everything Will Smith posted on social media in the last four months.
You may have seen this story blowing up about Will Smith using AI to generate fake audiences to promote his latest tour, but the truth is more complicated. The audiences are real, but the footage was manipulated: first by Will Smith's team and then, without permission, by YouTube itself.
Will Smith's concert crowds are real, but AI is blurring the lines - Waxy.org
Will Smith is being accused of generating fake fans with AI, but it's complicated: the crowds are real, but the videos were manipulated by Smith's team and YouTube itself.
waxy.org
August 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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July 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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I’m not saying that the BBC issuing an apology to “the Jewish community” for Bob Vylan’s anti-IDF Glastonbury chant is ridiculous, I’m just saying it’s basically the same as if an act had chanted “death to nonces” and they apologised to all Catholics for any offence caused.
July 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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May 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Pharmaceutical companies: “Okay, plan’s ready to go, ready to murder millions of people, there’s only one step left…the clues.”
May 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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today my 1453-day streak in Duolingo ends, never to be picked up again
Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI
Duolingo is making some AI-focused changes.
www.theverge.com
April 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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sometimes I feel like a dinosaur, cause no one looks anything up anymore 🦕
April 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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PEOPLE OF BLUESKY! Ahhhhhh, it smells good here. Behold a trailer for season 2 of Poker Face! It’s gonna be a good one. May 8th on the almighty Peacock!
March 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Government Pledge Updated to KEPT:

The Water (Special Measures) Bill receives Royal Assent, granting criminal charges to be brought against execs, preventing bonuses to water companies that fail to meet targets and introduce mandatory real-time overflow data.

pledgeprogress.co.uk/pledge/put-f...
Pledge: Put failing water companies into special measures
Labour will put failing water companies under special measures to clean up our water. We will give regulators new powers to block the payment of bonuses to executives who pollute our waterways and bri...
pledgeprogress.co.uk
February 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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The BlueSky algorithm is supposed to learn, but I am occasionally shown a photo of a 'nice mushroom' (not a euphemism). One mushroom on my timeline is too many!
February 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Hey, couple notes on your post. Personally I think it's fine. Totally get it. But someone I imagined, in my head, might not like it. They haven't seen it yet but I'm just saying, if they did. They might freak out a little bit. Anyway take it down or I'm calling the cops
January 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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no matter how much you fucked up this week you probably didn’t do anything as bad as naming a band The Cherry Poppin’ Daddies
January 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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