johnny
@johnnypanic.bsky.social
stay at home shit talker | the luddites had it right
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Baby, It’s Cold Outside, Extremely Depressing Inside, and Emotionally Exhausting Beyond Repair Everywhere Else
December 15, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Baby, It’s Cold Outside, Extremely Depressing Inside, and Emotionally Exhausting Beyond Repair Everywhere Else
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don't forget, it's black friday, small business saturday, and taking back sunday
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
don't forget, it's black friday, small business saturday, and taking back sunday
took a delightful nap from 6-9pm that i will certainly never regret
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
took a delightful nap from 6-9pm that i will certainly never regret
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god bless us, every one
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
god bless us, every one
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the Monday after Thanksgiving should always be December 1
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the Monday after Thanksgiving should always be December 1
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this isn't actually my fight song, no..this is just a tribute
October 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
this isn't actually my fight song, no..this is just a tribute
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to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
marriage
crabs
friends
you win some, you lose some (and catch crabs)
crabs
friends
you win some, you lose some (and catch crabs)
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
marriage
crabs
friends
you win some, you lose some (and catch crabs)
crabs
friends
you win some, you lose some (and catch crabs)
spent the morning trying to figure out what my family wants for thanksgiving food. it’s just gravy. they want gravy and they don’t know what they want to put it on.
this is correct.
my pt today asked me what my favorite thanksgiving food was and I said gravy
my pt today asked me what my favorite thanksgiving food was and I said gravy
Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
spent the morning trying to figure out what my family wants for thanksgiving food. it’s just gravy. they want gravy and they don’t know what they want to put it on.
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im a little imp. a little rapscallion. a rascal
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
im a little imp. a little rapscallion. a rascal
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Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
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sorry I only listen to the devil's music
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
sorry I only listen to the devil's music
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Engaging in Luddite behaviour daily for my mental health
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Engaging in Luddite behaviour daily for my mental health
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i’m chillen in my structure
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i’m chillen in my structure
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it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years
okay now don’t let anyone else talk to him EVER again
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
okay now don’t let anyone else talk to him EVER again
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it should be illegal to have to wake up early
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
it should be illegal to have to wake up early
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the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
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"Hope this email finds you well" you better hope that email finds me at all
April 7, 2024 at 10:48 PM
"Hope this email finds you well" you better hope that email finds me at all
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What if we kissed under the Faggot Street neon sign
September 15, 2023 at 11:03 PM
What if we kissed under the Faggot Street neon sign
had a dream i worked for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social as the “director of experiences” but i didn’t know what that meant so just kept performing tasks at random until he sat me down for the most gentle talking-to in history
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
had a dream i worked for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social as the “director of experiences” but i didn’t know what that meant so just kept performing tasks at random until he sat me down for the most gentle talking-to in history
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anyone wanna scrape the brain cells out of my head?
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
anyone wanna scrape the brain cells out of my head?
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the IHTOV writer fund is once again empty and i've been paying the writers and for maintenance on my own and my own personal funds are depleted at the moment. if you can, help IHTOV stay afloat bsky.app/profile/ihav...
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November 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
the IHTOV writer fund is once again empty and i've been paying the writers and for maintenance on my own and my own personal funds are depleted at the moment. if you can, help IHTOV stay afloat bsky.app/profile/ihav...
would like one of those tiny oranges
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
would like one of those tiny oranges