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🐰Johnnee Darko🐰 aka "jaycee"
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Just a fly in the ointment, Hans - the monkey in the wrench - a pain in the ass. Yipee-ki-yay & welcome to the party, pal.

Donnie's cousin, from Boston.
My biggest takeaway about everyone in Jeffrey Epstein's orbit, including the man himself - besides being creepy sexual predators - is that they are all frightened of women; actual grown-up women terrify these fucking losers.
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Are we all dead?
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It's endlessly funny to me that conservatives in 2025 think they can get liberals to side against the release of the Epstein files by pointing out Bill Clinton's involvement. Nobody's cared about Bill Clinton for a quarter century.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Bears S Kevin Byard on Caleb Williams: "Man, I've seen it too many times. When the game is on the line, and we need him to make a play, he has ice in his veins. ... He thrives in those scenarios. He doesn't flinch at all. So we know if the game's close, Caleb's gonna make it happen for us."
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I think specifically with reality TV there is a very over-represented-in-the-culture audience of sophisticated, highly educated people who consume it basically as a self-consciously trashy or even ironic guilty pleasure and I can't emphasize enough that this is NOT the typical reality tv audience.
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Electron microscope image of turntable stylus in grooves of a vinyl record
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm really tired of NBA coaches in their athleisure on the sidelines. The coaching staffs are dressed like they're all in the Heaven's Gate cult. Please put the suits back on, for the love of @dieworkwear.bsky.social.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ben Johnson is all about that focus. #BearDown #ChicagoBears #DaBears
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Congrats Miguel Rojas, your middle name is now Fucking
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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No those aren’t ghosts in the sewer, far scarier. Those are “flushable” wipes. They cause some serious backups in the sewer. #KeepWipesOutOfPipes #Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Basically I think progressivism -- moving toward greater equality under law -- is moral & good, & conservatism -- preserving existing social & power hierarchies -- is bad & wrong, & furthermore, I think everyone *knows* this on some level. The thing is, being good is *hard* & often requires ...
October 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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NYC
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM