John Bowe
@johnbowethejoker.bsky.social
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John Bowe
@johnbowethejoker.bsky.social
· Mar 10
I once worked a 3rd shift by myself because the dude who was supposed to be serving passed out from a coke binge.
A drunk girl and her drunk friends came in during the bar rush, and besides being cool as shit, she popped her tits out on the high bar so I'd make her hash browns with extra love.
A drunk girl and her drunk friends came in during the bar rush, and besides being cool as shit, she popped her tits out on the high bar so I'd make her hash browns with extra love.
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I do want to note Mamdani's transition specifically calling attention to like, people applying for city jobs and how many CVs they got in the mail, etc, because when was the last time you saw a politician actually talk about expanding state capacity other than hiring more cops?
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I do want to note Mamdani's transition specifically calling attention to like, people applying for city jobs and how many CVs they got in the mail, etc, because when was the last time you saw a politician actually talk about expanding state capacity other than hiring more cops?
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Indiana Republican called out by Trump on redistricting is swatted
Indiana Republican called out by Trump on redistricting is swatted
Authorities said sheriff’s deputies responded to the home of state Sen. Greg Goode’s after a false report of violence.
dlvr.it
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Indiana Republican called out by Trump on redistricting is swatted
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Or daylights.
Or sunsets.
Or midnights or cups of coffee. 🎼
Or sunsets.
Or midnights or cups of coffee. 🎼
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Or daylights.
Or sunsets.
Or midnights or cups of coffee. 🎼
Or sunsets.
Or midnights or cups of coffee. 🎼
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“In one instance, according to the whistleblower, an inmate who trains puppies was instructed to give one to Maxwell for a period of time so she could ‘play with the puppy, even though neither inmates nor staff are ordinarily allowed to pet the service dogs in training.’”
“According to the whistleblower, one of Maxwell's purported perks is having meals that were ‘customized and prepared by federal prison camp staff and then personally delivered to her in her cell by longtime federal employees.’” people.com/ghislaine-ma...
Ghislaine Maxwell Has Custom Meals and Pet A Puppy Behind Bars: Lawmakers
Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee say a whistleblower revealed that Maxwell has received special treatment in prison.
people.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“In one instance, according to the whistleblower, an inmate who trains puppies was instructed to give one to Maxwell for a period of time so she could ‘play with the puppy, even though neither inmates nor staff are ordinarily allowed to pet the service dogs in training.’”
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GET IN THE PENALTY BOX SHINJI
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
GET IN THE PENALTY BOX SHINJI
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Every few months some agitated weirdo gets upset at me over the Atlantic post I did about how the prison system ROUTINELY engages in unimaginable abuse and lets people kill themselves, because they read it as “THERE’S NO WAY EPSTEIN WAS MURDERED”
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November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Every few months some agitated weirdo gets upset at me over the Atlantic post I did about how the prison system ROUTINELY engages in unimaginable abuse and lets people kill themselves, because they read it as “THERE’S NO WAY EPSTEIN WAS MURDERED”
/1
/1
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Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
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Greatest of all time
Samurai Champloo: The Complete Series is $4.99 on Apple TV buff.ly/OM4e1JX
Amazon Video buff.ly/V6gajXh
Fandango at Home buff.ly/rZpRGTv
Amazon Video buff.ly/V6gajXh
Fandango at Home buff.ly/rZpRGTv
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Greatest of all time
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Samurai Champloo - Shiki No Uta (HQ)
YouTube video by RandomOST
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November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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"Wow, just wow. By picking up this crumb you've not just committed to carrying it back to the colony, you've shown a deeper understanding of what it means to be an insect – Let's dive in."
-chatgpt for ants
-chatgpt for ants
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Wow, just wow. By picking up this crumb you've not just committed to carrying it back to the colony, you've shown a deeper understanding of what it means to be an insect – Let's dive in."
-chatgpt for ants
-chatgpt for ants
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⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes
A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.
interestingengineering.com
September 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
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"Your experiences were horrific. Here at bluesky, I'm going to make sure that those promising to normalize what you went through never experience any social consequences ever."
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"Your experiences were horrific. Here at bluesky, I'm going to make sure that those promising to normalize what you went through never experience any social consequences ever."
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November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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This is the kind of coverage you want voters to see when they’re in line at the grocery checkout. 🤡
@peoplemag.bsky.social
@democrats-judiciary.house.gov @jamespmanley.bsky.social
people.com/ghislaine-ma...
@peoplemag.bsky.social
@democrats-judiciary.house.gov @jamespmanley.bsky.social
people.com/ghislaine-ma...
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is the kind of coverage you want voters to see when they’re in line at the grocery checkout. 🤡
@peoplemag.bsky.social
@democrats-judiciary.house.gov @jamespmanley.bsky.social
people.com/ghislaine-ma...
@peoplemag.bsky.social
@democrats-judiciary.house.gov @jamespmanley.bsky.social
people.com/ghislaine-ma...
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines was out 21 years ago (in 2004)! Enjoy your new (un)life as a modern-day vampire: Take quests, find loyalties, and get drawn into an overarching and subsuming plot. It's a great "night vibes" kinda game. 🌙
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/vampi...
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/vampi...
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines was out 21 years ago (in 2004)! Enjoy your new (un)life as a modern-day vampire: Take quests, find loyalties, and get drawn into an overarching and subsuming plot. It's a great "night vibes" kinda game. 🌙
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/vampi...
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/vampi...
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it's kinda cool that RAD has become a niche cult hit type thing but you guys gotta understand there's like 100 good mecha games on PS2 in addition to it
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
it's kinda cool that RAD has become a niche cult hit type thing but you guys gotta understand there's like 100 good mecha games on PS2 in addition to it
Same bro
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Same bro
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the characters that are the closest to author avatars in Discworld are Sam Vimes and Granny Weatherwax, who channeled Terry’s deep-seated rage at the injustice of the world
but Tiffany had his love of words and language
but Tiffany had his love of words and language
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
the characters that are the closest to author avatars in Discworld are Sam Vimes and Granny Weatherwax, who channeled Terry’s deep-seated rage at the injustice of the world
but Tiffany had his love of words and language
but Tiffany had his love of words and language
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also, one thing Terry got very right is that the scariest threats don’t come from people who are ranting and raving
they come from people who tell you, cheerfully and straightforwardly, what they are going to do to you and you know there is nothing you can do to stop them
they come from people who tell you, cheerfully and straightforwardly, what they are going to do to you and you know there is nothing you can do to stop them
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
also, one thing Terry got very right is that the scariest threats don’t come from people who are ranting and raving
they come from people who tell you, cheerfully and straightforwardly, what they are going to do to you and you know there is nothing you can do to stop them
they come from people who tell you, cheerfully and straightforwardly, what they are going to do to you and you know there is nothing you can do to stop them
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Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
“Truth is, Mister Stratford, from where I sit he’s a choirboy, he really is, but there has to be some justice in the world, you see, not necessarily law justice but justice justice, and that’s why I’m going to kill you.”
“Truth is, Mister Stratford, from where I sit he’s a choirboy, he really is, but there has to be some justice in the world, you see, not necessarily law justice but justice justice, and that’s why I’m going to kill you.”
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
“Truth is, Mister Stratford, from where I sit he’s a choirboy, he really is, but there has to be some justice in the world, you see, not necessarily law justice but justice justice, and that’s why I’m going to kill you.”
“Truth is, Mister Stratford, from where I sit he’s a choirboy, he really is, but there has to be some justice in the world, you see, not necessarily law justice but justice justice, and that’s why I’m going to kill you.”
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ALL PLANES. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE BACK GRACEMARIA TODAY
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
ALL PLANES. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE BACK GRACEMARIA TODAY
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AWACS GHOST EYE TO GARUDA 1 TALISMAN, THOSE ARE NO ORDINARY CRUISE MISSILES
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
AWACS GHOST EYE TO GARUDA 1 TALISMAN, THOSE ARE NO ORDINARY CRUISE MISSILES