Leslie Harvey Oswald
@johnbitchsociety.bsky.social
Some sort of goddamn commie dyke <3
she/her
@panoptinomenon on twitter
she/her
@panoptinomenon on twitter
Pinned
You want to have sex? You mean the thing that killed Nelson Rockefeller?
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throw all the bums outta office
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
throw all the bums outta office
You have to kill the middle class Irish-American couple from Massapequa in your head.
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
You have to kill the middle class Irish-American couple from Massapequa in your head.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Everyone watch Tanner '88 now.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Everyone watch Tanner '88 now.
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This goes so hard OMG
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This goes so hard OMG
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I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re Sexy Thomas Pynchon?
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re Sexy Thomas Pynchon?
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The Platner stuff is evidence that people don’t want authenticity, they want certain signifiers of what they believe authentic proletariat look like. He’s a private school graduate who volunteered to serve in an imperial expeditionary force for fun and got a Nazi tattoo, can we be real here.
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The Platner stuff is evidence that people don’t want authenticity, they want certain signifiers of what they believe authentic proletariat look like. He’s a private school graduate who volunteered to serve in an imperial expeditionary force for fun and got a Nazi tattoo, can we be real here.
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The memory of Harvey Milk remains a powerful rallying point for San Francisco Democrats. But based on his polling in this exurban Arkansas jet ski dealership, they might want to reconsider. My latest for The Argument.
October 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The memory of Harvey Milk remains a powerful rallying point for San Francisco Democrats. But based on his polling in this exurban Arkansas jet ski dealership, they might want to reconsider. My latest for The Argument.
I’m assembling a team.
October 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m assembling a team.
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𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗥𝗗: What the fuck did you just fucking say / lie about me / us, you little bitch / pussy? I'll have you know I graduated / ascended top / last of my class / family in the Navy Seals / publicist, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda / Enron
September 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗥𝗗: What the fuck did you just fucking say / lie about me / us, you little bitch / pussy? I'll have you know I graduated / ascended top / last of my class / family in the Navy Seals / publicist, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda / Enron
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REPORT: Leader of Young Republicans Who Posted “I Love Hitler” in Group Chat Has Logged Over 5,000 Hours in Hearts of Iron IV
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
REPORT: Leader of Young Republicans Who Posted “I Love Hitler” in Group Chat Has Logged Over 5,000 Hours in Hearts of Iron IV
Future Fortnite Friday Guest Predictions:
• Eric Adams
• John Fetterman
• Ezra Klein
• Joe Biden
• Pope Leo XIV
• Thomas Pynchon
• Bashar al-Assad
• Eric Adams
• John Fetterman
• Ezra Klein
• Joe Biden
• Pope Leo XIV
• Thomas Pynchon
• Bashar al-Assad
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Future Fortnite Friday Guest Predictions:
• Eric Adams
• John Fetterman
• Ezra Klein
• Joe Biden
• Pope Leo XIV
• Thomas Pynchon
• Bashar al-Assad
• Eric Adams
• John Fetterman
• Ezra Klein
• Joe Biden
• Pope Leo XIV
• Thomas Pynchon
• Bashar al-Assad
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We shall retvrn to cartoons where all races of children (black, white, Asian, and wheelchair) save the rec center from being torn down by a greedy developer and get medals from a President who is obviously based on but not explicitly stated to be Bill Clinton.
the wave of weaponized nostalgia for 90s-style multiculturalism and political correctness is gonna hit different
October 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
We shall retvrn to cartoons where all races of children (black, white, Asian, and wheelchair) save the rec center from being torn down by a greedy developer and get medals from a President who is obviously based on but not explicitly stated to be Bill Clinton.
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If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
There’s something wonderful to me about Redford reprising his role as Bob Woodward in his penultimate performance.
September 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There’s something wonderful to me about Redford reprising his role as Bob Woodward in his penultimate performance.
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Mamdani vs Cuomo is like Bill McKay vs Crocker Jarman
September 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Mamdani vs Cuomo is like Bill McKay vs Crocker Jarman
GODDAMNIT.
Breaking news: Robert Redford, the big-screen idol turned Oscar-winning director, independent film advocate and environmental activist, died at 89.
Robert Redford, Screen Idol Turned Director and Activist, Dies at 89
He made serious topics like grief and political corruption resonate with the masses, in no small part because of his own star power.
nyti.ms
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
GODDAMNIT.
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Man, Robert Redford got out of here at the right time.
September 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Man, Robert Redford got out of here at the right time.
I’ve been formulating a theory that Cuomo is only still in the race to force all of us to take part in his humiliation kink because he doesn’t believe in consent.
August 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ve been formulating a theory that Cuomo is only still in the race to force all of us to take part in his humiliation kink because he doesn’t believe in consent.
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It’s actually a sophisticated communications device from which Obama beams his thoughts to dozens of heteroflexible male humanities students who pretend to read Focault.
No, there is not a man trapped inside the Bean. So please stop calling the Downtown alderman. blockclubchi.co/45FvaVk
August 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It’s actually a sophisticated communications device from which Obama beams his thoughts to dozens of heteroflexible male humanities students who pretend to read Focault.
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[yelling at the top of my lungs to another childless friend] oh im gonna have a kid that DIES in the water wars?? uhhh OKAY [noticing my friend that has an 8 year old is listening] i think darling Melissa will have 15-20 confirmed kills ❤️
July 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
[yelling at the top of my lungs to another childless friend] oh im gonna have a kid that DIES in the water wars?? uhhh OKAY [noticing my friend that has an 8 year old is listening] i think darling Melissa will have 15-20 confirmed kills ❤️