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@joesiphus.bsky.social
A young leftist that has lived all over the world. (He/Him)
USAF veteran, foodie, OSINT enthusiast.
USAF veteran, foodie, OSINT enthusiast.
Pinned
Walking through London, and my wife asked me to open a plastic wrapped sausage roll that we found on the ground so that pigeons could eat it.
Me (joking): “Doesn’t that go against ‘leave no trace’.”
Her (seriously): “Yeah… but the pigeons 🥺”
Me (joking): “Doesn’t that go against ‘leave no trace’.”
Her (seriously): “Yeah… but the pigeons 🥺”
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there’s a guy on The Everything App who has only eaten wendy’s chili for 22 days and in that time he has lost 21.6 pounds and i think one thing this site could really use is people who are that cool
February 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
there’s a guy on The Everything App who has only eaten wendy’s chili for 22 days and in that time he has lost 21.6 pounds and i think one thing this site could really use is people who are that cool
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This should be completely illegal whether or not someone gives consent. It's ghoulish, and deeply unhealthy for the loved ones of the deceased.
Meta has patented AI that can run a dead person's account, continuing to post and chat on their behalf
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
February 17, 2026 at 10:00 AM
This should be completely illegal whether or not someone gives consent. It's ghoulish, and deeply unhealthy for the loved ones of the deceased.
*Playing Heads Up and my wife gets the word Pop-Tart*
Me: "You put it in a toaster and"
Her (interrupting): "BREAD"
Me: "It's not bread! It's"
Her: "It's breeeead!"
Me: "No, it's not!"
Her: "You put bread in a toaster!"
Me: "Just pass"
Her (Passes): "Oh fuck, it's toaster strudel."
Me: "You put it in a toaster and"
Her (interrupting): "BREAD"
Me: "It's not bread! It's"
Her: "It's breeeead!"
Me: "No, it's not!"
Her: "You put bread in a toaster!"
Me: "Just pass"
Her (Passes): "Oh fuck, it's toaster strudel."
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
*Playing Heads Up and my wife gets the word Pop-Tart*
Me: "You put it in a toaster and"
Her (interrupting): "BREAD"
Me: "It's not bread! It's"
Her: "It's breeeead!"
Me: "No, it's not!"
Her: "You put bread in a toaster!"
Me: "Just pass"
Her (Passes): "Oh fuck, it's toaster strudel."
Me: "You put it in a toaster and"
Her (interrupting): "BREAD"
Me: "It's not bread! It's"
Her: "It's breeeead!"
Me: "No, it's not!"
Her: "You put bread in a toaster!"
Me: "Just pass"
Her (Passes): "Oh fuck, it's toaster strudel."
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just used chatgpt to tell me how to circumvent claude's programming so i could use claude to tell me how to hack into grok which i then used to find everyone's credit card details on twitter which i will now collectively use to buy a home
February 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
just used chatgpt to tell me how to circumvent claude's programming so i could use claude to tell me how to hack into grok which i then used to find everyone's credit card details on twitter which i will now collectively use to buy a home
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The nice people at Playboy asked me to write something about the good parts about being married, and I was happy to. :)
Love Can Look Like Anything, Even Marriage
Comedian and writer Josh Gondelman on choosing a "structurally vanilla" life.
playboy.substack.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
The nice people at Playboy asked me to write something about the good parts about being married, and I was happy to. :)
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Again, all I'm asking is that any Democrat who wants my vote support 1. Reverting Trump's anti-trans policies, 2. Commit to fighting against the future erosion of trans rights, and 3. Support legislation codifying trans rights into law.
Very weird how many of you centrists think that's unreasonable
Very weird how many of you centrists think that's unreasonable
February 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Again, all I'm asking is that any Democrat who wants my vote support 1. Reverting Trump's anti-trans policies, 2. Commit to fighting against the future erosion of trans rights, and 3. Support legislation codifying trans rights into law.
Very weird how many of you centrists think that's unreasonable
Very weird how many of you centrists think that's unreasonable
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See Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie in a theater if you can. Most I've laughed in a theater since Rise of Skywalker
February 16, 2026 at 11:28 AM
See Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie in a theater if you can. Most I've laughed in a theater since Rise of Skywalker
Walking through London, and my wife asked me to open a plastic wrapped sausage roll that we found on the ground so that pigeons could eat it.
Me (joking): “Doesn’t that go against ‘leave no trace’.”
Her (seriously): “Yeah… but the pigeons 🥺”
Me (joking): “Doesn’t that go against ‘leave no trace’.”
Her (seriously): “Yeah… but the pigeons 🥺”
February 16, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Walking through London, and my wife asked me to open a plastic wrapped sausage roll that we found on the ground so that pigeons could eat it.
Me (joking): “Doesn’t that go against ‘leave no trace’.”
Her (seriously): “Yeah… but the pigeons 🥺”
Me (joking): “Doesn’t that go against ‘leave no trace’.”
Her (seriously): “Yeah… but the pigeons 🥺”
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rats with more meat on their bones. muscular rats who can knock on doors.
February 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
rats with more meat on their bones. muscular rats who can knock on doors.
make local coop to play with wife
February 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
make local coop to play with wife
I submit one (1) hamb leg for your consideration
The little leg kick out for steering in skeleton is necessary yet crazy.
February 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I submit one (1) hamb leg for your consideration
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How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.
A ‘ring of fire’ solar eclipse will dazzle people and penguins in Antarctica
'Ring of fire' solar eclipse visible in Antarctica
The first solar eclipse of the year will grace Antarctica, and only a lucky few will get to bask — or waddle — in its glow.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.
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The waiter: And what would you like today young man?
My two year old:
My two year old:
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The waiter: And what would you like today young man?
My two year old:
My two year old:
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The worlds most hopeful dog
(Yes it’s closed)
(Yes it’s closed)
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 AM
The worlds most hopeful dog
(Yes it’s closed)
(Yes it’s closed)
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voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
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i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet
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see how easy it is when they're not as rich and powerful? now keep going
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
see how easy it is when they're not as rich and powerful? now keep going
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Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.
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It’d suck so bad to be in ICE. Opening Instagram and seeing little drawings of everyone’s comfort characters taking turns humiliating you. Logging on and seeing a lovingly crafted illustration of Franklin the turtle making you eat a nail bomb
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
It’d suck so bad to be in ICE. Opening Instagram and seeing little drawings of everyone’s comfort characters taking turns humiliating you. Logging on and seeing a lovingly crafted illustration of Franklin the turtle making you eat a nail bomb
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like
February 8, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
Now as a haiku
Horseshoe theory:
Horses need shoes, it explains,
Most beasts go barefoot.
Horseshoe theory:
Horses need shoes, it explains,
Most beasts go barefoot.
"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
February 7, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Now as a haiku
Horseshoe theory:
Horses need shoes, it explains,
Most beasts go barefoot.
Horseshoe theory:
Horses need shoes, it explains,
Most beasts go barefoot.
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"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."