jmtod
@jmtod.bsky.social
Single dad to 4 jamlets.
Former wife guy.
St Thomas sports super fan.
Former wife guy.
St Thomas sports super fan.
Might mess around and not work another Friday until 2026
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Might mess around and not work another Friday until 2026
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AI sucks but what's even more annoying than AI is if this, then that programming selling itself as AI
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
AI sucks but what's even more annoying than AI is if this, then that programming selling itself as AI
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Liking this post so my mutuals know I love women and delight in their womanity.
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Liking this post so my mutuals know I love women and delight in their womanity.
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Try This One Weird Parenting Trick for having the kids up and ready for Sunday Mass:
I had them each pick their alarm/wakeup time last night at bedtime. Everyone was up before the alarms.
I had them each pick their alarm/wakeup time last night at bedtime. Everyone was up before the alarms.
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Try This One Weird Parenting Trick for having the kids up and ready for Sunday Mass:
I had them each pick their alarm/wakeup time last night at bedtime. Everyone was up before the alarms.
I had them each pick their alarm/wakeup time last night at bedtime. Everyone was up before the alarms.
Might need more beer if this game keeps going like this
Beautiful day to drink a Summit on Summit Avenue, apparently a trial run for beer at St Thomas football
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Might need more beer if this game keeps going like this
Beautiful day to drink a Summit on Summit Avenue, apparently a trial run for beer at St Thomas football
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Beautiful day to drink a Summit on Summit Avenue, apparently a trial run for beer at St Thomas football
My first sample of @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social with my breakfast sandwich
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My first sample of @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social with my breakfast sandwich
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Saint Frances Cabrini, born in Italy and a naturalized American, was the first citizen of the United States of America to be canonized. To fulfill her mission of assisting migrants, she crossed the Atlantic several times.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Saint Frances Cabrini, born in Italy and a naturalized American, was the first citizen of the United States of America to be canonized. To fulfill her mission of assisting migrants, she crossed the Atlantic several times.
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I would be utterly thrilled to rid the Democratic Party of everyone who was pals with Jeffrey fucking Epstein
why exactly would I want a child abuser to make government policy
why exactly would I want a child abuser to make government policy
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I would be utterly thrilled to rid the Democratic Party of everyone who was pals with Jeffrey fucking Epstein
why exactly would I want a child abuser to make government policy
why exactly would I want a child abuser to make government policy
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idk why we wasted "attractive nuisance" on a legal term of art instead of using it as a term to describe shitposters who are good looking
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
idk why we wasted "attractive nuisance" on a legal term of art instead of using it as a term to describe shitposters who are good looking
In honor of my new phone, I should post a thread of all of the random pictures of the ground I've taken due to the lag in my old phone's camera
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
In honor of my new phone, I should post a thread of all of the random pictures of the ground I've taken due to the lag in my old phone's camera
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Hello Mayo Maniacs...
Are you ready to join your fellow super fans in taking over an entire section of the stadium?
Claim your unique uniform, swag, food (of course) and so many surprises that we can't wait for.
Tubby demands your loyalty.
MayoManiacs.com
Are you ready to join your fellow super fans in taking over an entire section of the stadium?
Claim your unique uniform, swag, food (of course) and so many surprises that we can't wait for.
Tubby demands your loyalty.
MayoManiacs.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Maybe i...
Hello Mayo Maniacs...
Are you ready to join your fellow super fans in taking over an entire section of the stadium?
Claim your unique uniform, swag, food (of course) and so many surprises that we can't wait for.
Tubby demands your loyalty.
MayoManiacs.com
Are you ready to join your fellow super fans in taking over an entire section of the stadium?
Claim your unique uniform, swag, food (of course) and so many surprises that we can't wait for.
Tubby demands your loyalty.
MayoManiacs.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Maybe i...
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Army released a super cut of all 18 plays in their 9:53 drive that choked the life out of Temple and ended the game.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Army released a super cut of all 18 plays in their 9:53 drive that choked the life out of Temple and ended the game.
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Hey everyone - I hate doing this but we had to have major emergency plumbing work done on the house we just moved into. The main pipe from upstairs to the basement was completely rusted out and filling the wall with water in several places. Any help infinitely appreciated
gofund.me/42cedbf8c
gofund.me/42cedbf8c
Donate to Plumbing Emergency Repair, organized by Lucas Barkley
Hi everyone. The house our family of six just moved into about six weeks ago turned out to nee… Lucas Barkley needs your support for Plumbing Emergency Repair
gofund.me
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hey everyone - I hate doing this but we had to have major emergency plumbing work done on the house we just moved into. The main pipe from upstairs to the basement was completely rusted out and filling the wall with water in several places. Any help infinitely appreciated
gofund.me/42cedbf8c
gofund.me/42cedbf8c
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It’s pretty easy to say: JD Vance is a Catholic and he’s being a bad one. He is directly contravening the Church’s stance on human dignity in multiple ways, but his refusal to disavow antisemitism is especially disturbing given the Church’s own history and its own repentance of that history.
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It’s pretty easy to say: JD Vance is a Catholic and he’s being a bad one. He is directly contravening the Church’s stance on human dignity in multiple ways, but his refusal to disavow antisemitism is especially disturbing given the Church’s own history and its own repentance of that history.
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TOMMIES HOLD THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN AND THE LATHE OF DESTINY. SUMMIT LEAGUE TO FALL BEFORE JOHNNY TAUER
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
TOMMIES HOLD THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN AND THE LATHE OF DESTINY. SUMMIT LEAGUE TO FALL BEFORE JOHNNY TAUER
Sorry for screenshot posting but this is huge news and you folks need to know about it
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sorry for screenshot posting but this is huge news and you folks need to know about it
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🗣🗣MAKE CURTIS SLIWA THE RAT CZAR
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
🗣🗣MAKE CURTIS SLIWA THE RAT CZAR
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I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy
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Bulletin article from today, the latest in my occasional series, "Stop Being So Racist"
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Bulletin article from today, the latest in my occasional series, "Stop Being So Racist"
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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
Up 35-0, opening 2nd half kick. Onside recovery, sure why not?
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Up 35-0, opening 2nd half kick. Onside recovery, sure why not?