justaspookyguy
@lawstylist.bsky.social
This stuff takes a lifetime.
it's time we go after Here We Come A-Caroling for this.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it's time we go after Here We Come A-Caroling for this.
Bill Clinton and Donald Trump won't see what you're calling them, but two guys in any context whatsoever will.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bill Clinton and Donald Trump won't see what you're calling them, but two guys in any context whatsoever will.
If you are feeling sad about any of the many things you could be feeling sad about a good song to listen to and feel sad for a bit is Oh Dearie by Matt Berninger.
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If you are feeling sad about any of the many things you could be feeling sad about a good song to listen to and feel sad for a bit is Oh Dearie by Matt Berninger.
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
Is this a stepstool or a ladder.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Is this a stepstool or a ladder.
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you like any sports or if you like fun games or if you like making spreadsheets or if you're looking for a reason to root for random teams or if you like looking at weird websites that don't have ads and never will, you should consider playing Omnifantasy with me and my friends.
omni.rodeo/pitch
omni.rodeo/pitch
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omni.rodeo
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you like any sports or if you like fun games or if you like making spreadsheets or if you're looking for a reason to root for random teams or if you like looking at weird websites that don't have ads and never will, you should consider playing Omnifantasy with me and my friends.
omni.rodeo/pitch
omni.rodeo/pitch
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idk why we wasted "attractive nuisance" on a legal term of art instead of using it as a term to describe shitposters who are good looking
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
idk why we wasted "attractive nuisance" on a legal term of art instead of using it as a term to describe shitposters who are good looking
They say when you're a parent the days are long but the years are short. I freaking wish. This year has taken ten years and each day has been five hours long.
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
They say when you're a parent the days are long but the years are short. I freaking wish. This year has taken ten years and each day has been five hours long.
I can't stop thinking to myself, "The Word For House Is Mortgage"
The Word For House Is Mortgage
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I can't stop thinking to myself, "The Word For House Is Mortgage"
Standing next to someone with a flip phone and idk how the giant dark line in the middle of their screen doesn't bother them
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Standing next to someone with a flip phone and idk how the giant dark line in the middle of their screen doesn't bother them
Oh is there a shipwreckball happening tonight
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh is there a shipwreckball happening tonight
I love when the drummer puts the big marshmallows on his sticks. Like yeah man we going camping later? I'm in!
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I love when the drummer puts the big marshmallows on his sticks. Like yeah man we going camping later? I'm in!
I need to know which of my friends is running next year
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I need to know which of my friends is running next year
The Ones Who Walk Away From The Fifty Year Mortgage
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The Ones Who Walk Away From The Fifty Year Mortgage
Letting the 3yo push the cart at this mostly empty Aldi and let me just say she's uninsurable
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Letting the 3yo push the cart at this mostly empty Aldi and let me just say she's uninsurable
If I was in Congress I would simply have principles and stick to them no matter what. Why not!
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If I was in Congress I would simply have principles and stick to them no matter what. Why not!
Someone at the White House is advocating for a 69-year mortgage.
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Someone at the White House is advocating for a 69-year mortgage.
look at this tiny piano
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
look at this tiny piano
guy who grew up in Southern California any time he hears something kind of synthy: getting space mountain vibes
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
guy who grew up in Southern California any time he hears something kind of synthy: getting space mountain vibes
Oh you have three guitarists? :) that's so cool :) maybe one of them could google "wind instrument" some time?
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oh you have three guitarists? :) that's so cool :) maybe one of them could google "wind instrument" some time?
Everything You Didn't Learn In Music Appreciation
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Everything You Didn't Learn In Music Appreciation
We need a thin line color for drummers
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
We need a thin line color for drummers
for a rock band, the difference between Good and Great comes down to whether they can do something cool on the guitar and the keyboard at the same time
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
for a rock band, the difference between Good and Great comes down to whether they can do something cool on the guitar and the keyboard at the same time