justachristmasguy
@lawstylist.bsky.social
This stuff takes a lifetime.
My odds of getting pneumonia in the next six months have tripled after being exposed to a sentimental song with the lyrics, "I want to bike in the rain," making me yearn for a more youthful and foolhardy version of myself.
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My odds of getting pneumonia in the next six months have tripled after being exposed to a sentimental song with the lyrics, "I want to bike in the rain," making me yearn for a more youthful and foolhardy version of myself.
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The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
From now on if you approach me in public I'm going to assume it's because you want a hug and act accordingly.
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
From now on if you approach me in public I'm going to assume it's because you want a hug and act accordingly.
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I will never stop sharing X Files memes
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I will never stop sharing X Files memes
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honda Ὀδύσσεια
July 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
honda Ὀδύσσεια
Whenever I see people at the brewery playing MtG I want to walk up and ask "so who's gathering the most magic today?"
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Whenever I see people at the brewery playing MtG I want to walk up and ask "so who's gathering the most magic today?"
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.
It's A Wonderful Life is about how one simple-minded uncle can ruin everything
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.
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It's A Wonderful Life is about how one simple-minded uncle can ruin everything
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's A Wonderful Life is about how one simple-minded uncle can ruin everything
3yo coming downstairs after a shower with a box full of hair bows & such: "I still need to style up."
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
3yo coming downstairs after a shower with a box full of hair bows & such: "I still need to style up."
"I would join Omnifantasy but I only kind of follow a couple sports." Listen that's true of everybody. The people who seem like they know everything about every sport at all times are lying. Except my buddy Matt. He's legit.
omni.rodeo/pitch
omni.rodeo/pitch
Do you like sports? Do you like ALL the sports? Do you want to be involved in the Omni-est fantasy sports league of all time? Do you want to draft teams and players from 16 of the world’s most sports? Sign up for Omnifantasy today! Year long fantasy sports without the worry and hassle of setting lineups and picking up free agents. White knuckle sports excitement as the entire sports year plays out. The draft is a slow draft and it starts immediately after the super bowl. You gain points based on how your teams do in their respective playoffs. All sports count equally, even the ones you know nothing about.
omni.rodeo
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"I would join Omnifantasy but I only kind of follow a couple sports." Listen that's true of everybody. The people who seem like they know everything about every sport at all times are lying. Except my buddy Matt. He's legit.
omni.rodeo/pitch
omni.rodeo/pitch
I'm always tempted to just leave the gift message as "Enjoy your gift"
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm always tempted to just leave the gift message as "Enjoy your gift"
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I don’t think that AI-speak will flood the banks of human writing because I think that AI-speak cannot prevail against our Having Something To Say. If you have something to say, and so many of us do, it simply doesn’t suffice
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don’t think that AI-speak will flood the banks of human writing because I think that AI-speak cannot prevail against our Having Something To Say. If you have something to say, and so many of us do, it simply doesn’t suffice
If you haven't listened to The Beths you should
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If you haven't listened to The Beths you should
One of the last tweets I saw before I logged off was a Catholic account around election time saying it did seem like Trump was pandering to Catholics but that pandering was better than nothing. I don't think I'm the same religion as that person in any meaningful way.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
One of the last tweets I saw before I logged off was a Catholic account around election time saying it did seem like Trump was pandering to Catholics but that pandering was better than nothing. I don't think I'm the same religion as that person in any meaningful way.
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ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
🎶 And I saw your mom
Giving Santa Claus a kiss
And I
Told your dad
Now I'm on the naughty list. 🎶
Giving Santa Claus a kiss
And I
Told your dad
Now I'm on the naughty list. 🎶
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
🎶 And I saw your mom
Giving Santa Claus a kiss
And I
Told your dad
Now I'm on the naughty list. 🎶
Giving Santa Claus a kiss
And I
Told your dad
Now I'm on the naughty list. 🎶
This year we're giggling at "hung where you can see" and no one can stop us.
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This year we're giggling at "hung where you can see" and no one can stop us.
"do we draft women's sports in Omnifantasy?" yes! you have to draft at least one selection from each of the women's sports in Omni, but you can draft more! "what if I don't like women's sports?" then we make you draft two.
omni.rodeo/pitch
omni.rodeo/pitch
Do you like sports? Do you like ALL the sports? Do you want to be involved in the Omni-est fantasy sports league of all time? Do you want to draft teams and players from 16 of the world’s most sports? Sign up for Omnifantasy today! Year long fantasy sports without the worry and hassle of setting lineups and picking up free agents. White knuckle sports excitement as the entire sports year plays out. The draft is a slow draft and it starts immediately after the super bowl. You gain points based on how your teams do in their respective playoffs. All sports count equally, even the ones you know nothing about.
omni.rodeo
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"do we draft women's sports in Omnifantasy?" yes! you have to draft at least one selection from each of the women's sports in Omni, but you can draft more! "what if I don't like women's sports?" then we make you draft two.
omni.rodeo/pitch
omni.rodeo/pitch
Matt Berninger loves lyrics that can be interpreted in exact opposite ways and there will never be a better example than "I thought I'd find you much quicker than this. You must've thought I didn't exist. Poor you, I do."
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Matt Berninger loves lyrics that can be interpreted in exact opposite ways and there will never be a better example than "I thought I'd find you much quicker than this. You must've thought I didn't exist. Poor you, I do."
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me heading into the holiday season
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
me heading into the holiday season
Like sports and hate AI? Our Omnifantasy league will never use AI! The website is shitty because one lawyer programs it in his spare time! We will never steal your data because we don't know how or what to do with it! Sign up today!
omni.rodeo/pitch
omni.rodeo/pitch
Do you like sports? Do you like ALL the sports? Do you want to be involved in the Omni-est fantasy sports league of all time? Do you want to draft teams and players from 16 of the world’s most sports? Sign up for Omnifantasy today! Year long fantasy sports without the worry and hassle of setting lineups and picking up free agents. White knuckle sports excitement as the entire sports year plays out. The draft is a slow draft and it starts immediately after the super bowl. You gain points based on how your teams do in their respective playoffs. All sports count equally, even the ones you know nothing about.
omni.rodeo
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Like sports and hate AI? Our Omnifantasy league will never use AI! The website is shitty because one lawyer programs it in his spare time! We will never steal your data because we don't know how or what to do with it! Sign up today!
omni.rodeo/pitch
omni.rodeo/pitch
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look... even if you think my dog is ugly you have to like the photos of him that i post. he is being so raw and vulnerable and he deserves to be recognized for that
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
look... even if you think my dog is ugly you have to like the photos of him that i post. he is being so raw and vulnerable and he deserves to be recognized for that
Imagining a guy who refers to all scrolling as doom scrolling. He's on a teams call saying "hey can you doom scroll up?"
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Imagining a guy who refers to all scrolling as doom scrolling. He's on a teams call saying "hey can you doom scroll up?"
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Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport
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Boots Quest, my humorous adventure game, is on deep discount this weekend! collect boots, throw away swords, meddle in the lives of hapless npcs, all for the price of a cup of coffee (not even the super fancy kind). please check it out!
discountrealms.itch.io/boots-quest-dx
discountrealms.itch.io/boots-quest-dx
Boots Quest DX by Discount Realms
An offbeat adventure about finding the best boots in the world
discountrealms.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Boots Quest, my humorous adventure game, is on deep discount this weekend! collect boots, throw away swords, meddle in the lives of hapless npcs, all for the price of a cup of coffee (not even the super fancy kind). please check it out!
discountrealms.itch.io/boots-quest-dx
discountrealms.itch.io/boots-quest-dx