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Just getting started.
Pinned
You will be visited by three spirits.
Seeking to Rushmore projects with his name on them before he’s gone.
Trump is making it clear that he intends to put himself on Mt. Rushmore before he leaves
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Drew Don’t Carey
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Name them
shame them
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Lyndale & Lake, Minneapolis
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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The sun feels REALLY GOOD today, so if you need a serotonin boost get outside asap!
February 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
If you can gut the Department of Education you can abolish ICE.
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
MNDOT loves ICE.
Your finalists have arrived ❄️👀

From more than 6,750 submissions, we’ve narrowed it down to 30 finalists. Cast your vote by noon on Friday, Feb. 13: mndot.gov/nameasnowplow
February 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
An online purchase is not consent for you to send me marketing materials. Full stop.
February 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Hey @governorwalz.mn.gov, I think Minnesota would like to join the World Health Organization, too. California already did it, and today, Illinois did, too. Make it happen!

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Illinois joins World Health Organization following U.S. withdrawal
Illinois will join a global network that monitors emerging disease threats, Gov. JB Pritzker announced Tuesday.
www.yahoo.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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this administration is nothing but fucking wreckers.
The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions!

This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...
Spotlighting The World Factbook as We Bid a Fond Farewell
Somewhat devastating news today from the CIA: One of CIA’s oldest and most recognizable intelligence publications, The World Factbook, has sunset. There's not even a hint as to why they …
simonwillison.net
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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If my caucus is any indication, Democrats in the cities currently occupied by ICE want the whole damn thing abolished actually.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Caucus for someone who adds alt-text to their images.
Minnesota – the DFL caucuses are tonight! This is a vital moment to show up for one another and stand up for our beliefs. I hope you’ll join us at 7:00 pm and make your voice heard.

Find your precinct and join your neighbors: dfl.org/caucus
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I, too, hope folks will show up and caucus for anyone but Amy fucking Klobuchar.
Minnesota – the DFL caucuses are tonight! This is a vital moment to show up for one another and stand up for our beliefs. I hope you’ll join us at 7:00 pm and make your voice heard.

Find your precinct and join your neighbors: dfl.org/caucus
February 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
It’s not a crime to attend a dinner party with Mr. Dahmer.
Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Tina Smith endorses Peggy Flanagan over Angie Craig in Minnesota Senate race
Tina Smith endorses Peggy Flanagan over Angie Craig in Minnesota Senate race
The retiring senator is choosing a fellow progressive and lieutenant governor as her successor over moderate Rep. Angie Craig.
dlvr.it
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Mark Watney could never.
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Let’s make sure we all caucus on Tuesday for Peggy Flanagan.
Proud to earn the endorsement of Patriotic Millionaires.

When even millionaires are saying the system is rigged, it’s clear we need a complete overhaul to rebuild an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunity for all Americans.
January 31, 2026 at 8:50 PM
DAMN, RIP legend.
Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71, TMZ reports.

(www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...)
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Why the fuck is capitalism charging me for all these flags. I just want to fucking sail this ship.
tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 AM
We need a game plan for when Amy wins the primary.
January 30, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Republicans will pay you $25/hour to watch their propaganda film but won’t support raising the minimum wage.
Someone got mad when I said no one was buying Melania tickets and they were all freebies lol
January 29, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Worst Tarantino flick.
January 28, 2026 at 5:09 AM