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Jordan Fortney
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Vancouver | Data Science | Leafs | Hotspur | 49ers | MTG

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For someone who hates socialism he sure loves being publicly owned
Hey all. If you would like to see this morning's interview with Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim, I have attached a YouTube link below.
Thank you for watching.

youtu.be/s9Khl0T_BEA?...
Vancouver mayor stands by city's budget
YouTube video by CBC British Columbia
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Obviously my algorithm is tilting things a certain way, but I see almost universal disdain from humans on every platform. Over on Twitter, ppl are still lining up to dunk on the Suno grifter lady like she’s standing under a child’s hoop.
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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The good news is that 2026 is an election year. Let's make vote out everyone in green here. Remember those names, & support those looking to unseat them. Thanks to @lucymaloney.bsky.social @seanorr.bsky.social @ptfry.bsky.social and @rebeccaleebligh.bsky.social for standing up for Vancouverites. 4/
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?

Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!

Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Here's what that the MLS schedule looks like by temperature
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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It's my birthday today! ☺️
If you could spare a repost, it would be much appreciated!
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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“As pickups transitioned from farm/ranch workhorses to lifestyle vehicles, their design shifted accordingly: Cabs expanded to accommodate more passengers, while beds shrank. The first generation of F-150s were 36% cab & 64% bed by length. By 2021, the ratio had flipped.
www.axios.com/local/housto...
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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OneCity has its first mayoral candidate for their primary: William Azaroff, the CEO of Brightside Community Homes Foundation, and board member of The Tyee, VIFF, and a bunch of other community endeavours.

His campaign video launch, here:

www.instagram.com/reel/DRKifvH...
William on Instagram: "My name is William Azaroff, and I’m proud to be seeking the mayoral nomination with @onecityvancouver I’m a community housing leader and city builder who knows how to bring peo...
5 likes, 0 comments - williamforvancouver on November 17, 2025: "My name is William Azaroff, and I’m proud to be seeking the mayoral nomination with @onecityvancouver I’m a community housing leader a...
www.instagram.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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It's important to note, as I have multiple times, that it's possible to be Jewish - as I am - and still condemn Israel for genocidal acts. In fact, the history of Judaism makes it clear Jews are obligated to speak out. Never again *means* never again. #zachor
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Our hands WEREN’T tied by School Board’s decision. THEIR job is education. OUR job is land use planning. Council’s hands aren’t tied by decades of chronic underfunding of our education system by successive provincial governments.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Street drugs have killed more than 18,600 BCers. DULF worked with cops, health authorities, feds to try and source, test and sell drugs with a known purity and potency to reduce overdose deaths.
Their strategy was saving lives.
Today they were found guilty of trafficking.
thetyee.ca/News/2025/11...
DULF Founders Guilty of Drug Trafficking | The Tyee
Eris Nyx and Jeremy Kalicum didn’t have permission to sell tested drugs despite good intentions, court finds.
thetyee.ca
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Apple’s App of the Day is our app for using apps less! A small win in an admittedly losing battle, but I’ll still celebrate it!!
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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League of Legends Worlds is coming up its 15th World Championship this Sunday and South Korea’s biggest esports icon has dominated from the start.

Faker, a five-time world champion, seeks to complete a three-peat and add to his nearly indisputable GOAT case.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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If anyone is curious this is the story...it remains one of my favorite magazine stories I've ever written:

www.espn.com/espn/feature...
From The Mag: The Unkillable Demon King
19-year-old Faker came out of nowhere to become the first true global star of gaming. But can the League of Legends prodigy carry a nation on his shoulders?
www.espn.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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This is wild--I profiled Faker for ESPN Mag *ten years ago* and at the time was told by everyone there's no way to stay on top in an esport past your early 20s. Dude really is the LeBron of League of Legends.
League of Legends Worlds is coming up its 15th World Championship this Sunday and South Korea’s biggest esports icon has dominated from the start.

Faker, a five-time world champion, seeks to complete a three-peat and add to his nearly indisputable GOAT case.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I mean, who needs pools and community centres when you got cops #vanpoli vancouversun.com/news/vancouv...
Vancouver Aquatic Centre closed indefinitely due to ceiling damage
The aging facility is closed indefinitely to allow for a thorough assessment after a chunk of ceiling fell into the pool
vancouversun.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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How To Play Riftbound | Learn To Play In Less Than 15 minutes:
youtu.be/sPvBt2mroDY
How To Play Riftbound | Learn To Play In Less Than 15 minutes! A League Of Legends Trading Card Game
YouTube video by Tolarian Community College
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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“The optics are, oh, the police get everything they want.”

Here’s my story on the Vancouver Police Department asking for a $50 million increase to their 2026 budget while others city departments are facing challenges — and how at least one board member seemed aware of the conflict it would create.
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Half a billion dollars for a police department that tells people to get off a public beach at 10 PM and that's about it.
Some breaking news: in a special Vancouver Police Board meeting only announced over the weekend, the police board has requested a $50 million increase to their budget for 2026.

This comes as other departments across the city are trying to cut staff to ensure a property tax freeze for next year.
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Suddenly when puberty blockers are given to cis kids, the Daily Mail (the same newspaper which backed Hitler btw) finally admits that "their effects are not permanent, and once a child lets their blocking treatment lapse, puberty will just continue as normal."

Which is true for trans kids too.
Because it’s cis kids.
The NHS will quite casually give cis kids whatever treatment they need, even PBs👇
No trials. No concerns about side effects. No moral panic.
November 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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two for one, nice 😎
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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🤔
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The brazen audacity of these clowns astounds me
@seanorr.bsky.social
@lucymaloney.bsky.social
@ptfry.bsky.social
Please get a coalition going now! Between you, ten council candidates, one mayoral candidate. A unified front against ABC and its spawn. You can iron out differences later, on council.
Should city councillors have to live in the communities they represent?

It’s not required in BC

It’s kind of funny cuz they can’t even vote for themselves

This corker of a story by @isabellazavarise.bsky.social is one you should watch and not just read 👀
Vancouver councillor defends attendance record after selling local home, buying property in Okanagan
A Vancouver city councillor is defending his attendance record after selling his local home and buying a property in the Okanagan.
www.ctvnews.ca
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Got a Youtube channel? Here's how to opt out of Youtube's latest AI nonsense
Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels:

• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I’ve let Mayor Sim know that we won’t be calling Park Board legislation (Bill 26) for second reading this Fall.

The City of Vancouver has more work to do clarifying their intended direction, including working with Musqueam, Squamish and Tsleil-Waututh Nations.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM