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So clearly the agreement was:
-Pelosi retires
-Scott Wiener runs for her seat
-Christine Pelosi runs for the seat Wiener would be vacating (there were rumblings that she would run for Nancy's seat but looks like the local machine worked out an alternative)
-Pelosi retires
-Scott Wiener runs for her seat
-Christine Pelosi runs for the seat Wiener would be vacating (there were rumblings that she would run for Nancy's seat but looks like the local machine worked out an alternative)
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
So clearly the agreement was:
-Pelosi retires
-Scott Wiener runs for her seat
-Christine Pelosi runs for the seat Wiener would be vacating (there were rumblings that she would run for Nancy's seat but looks like the local machine worked out an alternative)
-Pelosi retires
-Scott Wiener runs for her seat
-Christine Pelosi runs for the seat Wiener would be vacating (there were rumblings that she would run for Nancy's seat but looks like the local machine worked out an alternative)
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who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hello, you might be wondering what this is in reference to. Congratulations! You might not be Too Online! Here at Bafflingly Clumsy Callbacks, we walk you through the necessary backstory to understand Nate Silver's attempted burn, while our custom restraint system keeps you from diving out a window
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buddy have you watched The Floor because americans can’t remember what a hammer is
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
buddy have you watched The Floor because americans can’t remember what a hammer is
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Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
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Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
They’re just insulting our intelligence with this nonsense
Shaheen: So let me be clear. No one in the senate chamber wants to extend the ACA tax credits more than I do.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
They’re just insulting our intelligence with this nonsense
The ONLY good part of this is that Mike Johnson will have to reconvene the House.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The ONLY good part of this is that Mike Johnson will have to reconvene the House.
Vote 'em all out!
EIGHT Senate Democrats have voted to advance the funding measure so far after the deal was reached:
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
If the existing 52 Republicans hold, that's 60 — enough to advance this agreement. Final vote still to come.
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
If the existing 52 Republicans hold, that's 60 — enough to advance this agreement. Final vote still to come.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Vote 'em all out!
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THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER
@padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov Hope you guys are excited to get primaried if you vote for this horseshit deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
@padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov Hope you guys are excited to get primaried if you vote for this horseshit deal.
Once again we are back to: What exactly is the point of the Democratic Party?
So Democrats get:
1. A CR that will prevent the GOP from facing the wrath of Americans for a shutdown over the holidays
2. A coupon for one (1) meaningless ACA vote that will fail
3. An end to the illegal RIF/SNAP moves that are already before the courts
Those all seem like wins for the GOP.
1. A CR that will prevent the GOP from facing the wrath of Americans for a shutdown over the holidays
2. A coupon for one (1) meaningless ACA vote that will fail
3. An end to the illegal RIF/SNAP moves that are already before the courts
Those all seem like wins for the GOP.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Once again we are back to: What exactly is the point of the Democratic Party?
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I don't know what the Senate is going to do. But if they do in fact fold in exchange for nothing, they will be living up to past performance. To expect the Senate to carry out the will of the American people is to misunderstand why it was created in the first place.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I don't know what the Senate is going to do. But if they do in fact fold in exchange for nothing, they will be living up to past performance. To expect the Senate to carry out the will of the American people is to misunderstand why it was created in the first place.
Very exciting that Senate Democrats learned absolutely nothing from Tuesday's massive victories.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Very exciting that Senate Democrats learned absolutely nothing from Tuesday's massive victories.
Posting a screenshot of Katherine Stoeffel from her interview with Sydney Sweeney is a signal that you are a huge asshole.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Posting a screenshot of Katherine Stoeffel from her interview with Sydney Sweeney is a signal that you are a huge asshole.
I would LOVE to see a reporter ask Trump what day it is.
Comer on why he thinks Biden's pardons were worse than Trump saying he knows nothing about people he's pardoning: "Nobody is accusing Donald Trump of not knowing what day it is, what year it is, the pardon process and things like that, so I think there's a big difference."
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I would LOVE to see a reporter ask Trump what day it is.
Kevin O'Leary is a horrible person and Mamdani is right to not meet with him
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Kevin O'Leary is a horrible person and Mamdani is right to not meet with him
I'm trying to imagine the series of meetings that led to this policy
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm trying to imagine the series of meetings that led to this policy
I'm so old when Republicans, and VC-bros in particular, would lose their shit at Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren for pushing similar government actions.
Trump says he’s told DOJ to investigate the meatpacking companies, which he blames for high prices.
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'm so old when Republicans, and VC-bros in particular, would lose their shit at Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren for pushing similar government actions.
Was Chuck awake on Tuesday night?
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Was Chuck awake on Tuesday night?
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Ok, we need more shows about minor Presidents and Nick Offerman needs to be in all of them.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Ok, we need more shows about minor Presidents and Nick Offerman needs to be in all of them.
I bet a lot of those shareholders have girlfriends in Canada who you wouldn't know.
Musk gets his $1 trillion compensation package approved by Tesla shareholders.
Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I bet a lot of those shareholders have girlfriends in Canada who you wouldn't know.
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