In 2005 a girl ghosted me on a date

I found out today that she since passed away.

Tonight I'll contact her on a ouija board and when she starts writing something, I'm going to leave the room.

Sucks to suck, Ashley

Literally nothing:
My anxiety: oh no!

(just kicking everything all over the cookware aisle) "ma'am what's your problem?" THESE WOKS ARE MADE FOR BOOTING

to be fair what other website could i find this shit

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

We all know that nothing helps an alcoholic stop drinking cold turkey like an intensely challenging new job with a national media spotlight and literal life and death consequences.

As true today as when I apparently tweeted it.

you’re not supposed to look there

Go go gadget will to live

Today is a great day to start or get back into 99% Invisible. It's a show about the objects and systems we design and what these things say about us and our values.

Start with any episode! Jump around! Pick one about something you're into. Find one about something you're not

99percentinvisible.org

Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.

ME *traps wasp under a cup*

MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*

ME: no

MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*