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i'm a liberal and i support the colorado rockies!! nothing would own me harder than president drumpf using executive orders to force the colorado rockies to sell to a strong conservative pro business ownership group. i like that when i bought my season tickets the monforts asked me my pronouns
May 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i'm a liberal and i support the colorado rockies!! nothing would own me harder than president drumpf using executive orders to force the colorado rockies to sell to a strong conservative pro business ownership group. i like that when i bought my season tickets the monforts asked me my pronouns
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Visited the closed Kwik E Mart & Simpsons 4D attraction in Myrtle Beach.
They pulled the character cutouts off the wall, leaving a Milhouse-shaped nuclear blast silhouette.
They pulled the character cutouts off the wall, leaving a Milhouse-shaped nuclear blast silhouette.
January 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Visited the closed Kwik E Mart & Simpsons 4D attraction in Myrtle Beach.
They pulled the character cutouts off the wall, leaving a Milhouse-shaped nuclear blast silhouette.
They pulled the character cutouts off the wall, leaving a Milhouse-shaped nuclear blast silhouette.
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Bring back the Four Loko that kills people.
January 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Bring back the Four Loko that kills people.
Listening to a lot of Ray Charles and Elmore James records and I'm genuinely curious how Dan Aykroyd listened to the same music and came to the conclusion that when performing these songs it was appropriate to have a fat man dancing and doing the splits.
January 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Listening to a lot of Ray Charles and Elmore James records and I'm genuinely curious how Dan Aykroyd listened to the same music and came to the conclusion that when performing these songs it was appropriate to have a fat man dancing and doing the splits.
There’s a lot of reasons why Dick Clark should burn in hell but the main one is always falsely telling us that all the big Hollywood deals were made on the floor during the #GoldenGlobes commercial breaks.
January 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
There’s a lot of reasons why Dick Clark should burn in hell but the main one is always falsely telling us that all the big Hollywood deals were made on the floor during the #GoldenGlobes commercial breaks.
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Watching the Substance and looking over at my wife and giving a thumb's down every five minutes so she knows I know I'm not supposed to be horny at this latest ass part.
Could be that I just watched The Substance, but it reminded me of something I have always said: You won't ever catch me taking The Substance.
January 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Watching the Substance and looking over at my wife and giving a thumb's down every five minutes so she knows I know I'm not supposed to be horny at this latest ass part.
Every Tom Cruise movie trailer should feature his character breaking the 4th wall at the end as Tom saying "We'll see you at the movies".
January 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Every Tom Cruise movie trailer should feature his character breaking the 4th wall at the end as Tom saying "We'll see you at the movies".
#CreatureCommandos: The amount of dead children murdered we can stuff into only 7 episodes will truly shock and amaze you!
January 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
#CreatureCommandos: The amount of dead children murdered we can stuff into only 7 episodes will truly shock and amaze you!
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your grandpa always carried around that handkerchief because he jerked off a lot. like a lot a lot.
July 23, 2023 at 3:05 AM
your grandpa always carried around that handkerchief because he jerked off a lot. like a lot a lot.
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“Thank you for calling Dominoes. Would you like our large 3 topping pizza with a Coke and cheesy bread, all for $14.99?”
“Sounds great”
“That’ll be $37.00”
“Sounds great”
“That’ll be $37.00”
December 30, 2024 at 4:22 AM
“Thank you for calling Dominoes. Would you like our large 3 topping pizza with a Coke and cheesy bread, all for $14.99?”
“Sounds great”
“That’ll be $37.00”
“Sounds great”
“That’ll be $37.00”
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Whenever I'm writing in a coffee shop, I ask a stranger to watch my computer while I'm in the bathroom, and then I go to a second guy right in front of them and ask them to keep an eye on the first guy.
December 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Whenever I'm writing in a coffee shop, I ask a stranger to watch my computer while I'm in the bathroom, and then I go to a second guy right in front of them and ask them to keep an eye on the first guy.
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More like Fast and Furious: NOSferatu
December 28, 2024 at 5:41 AM
More like Fast and Furious: NOSferatu
If you’ve spent any part of your youth on the SomethingAwful forums you know a classic mod breakdown when you see one.
December 28, 2024 at 5:28 AM
If you’ve spent any part of your youth on the SomethingAwful forums you know a classic mod breakdown when you see one.
Considering what occurs during the preceding 215 minutes the ending credits song of THE BRUTALIST is WILD.
December 23, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Considering what occurs during the preceding 215 minutes the ending credits song of THE BRUTALIST is WILD.
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Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
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My latest Newsletter: the best old music of 2024! A list of 70 compilations, collections, box sets and reissues that caught my ear this past year. sterlewine.substack.com/p/stes-best-...
STE's Best Reissues of 2024
A list of 70 compilations, collections, box sets and reissues that caught my ear this past year.
sterlewine.substack.com
December 19, 2024 at 10:32 PM
My latest Newsletter: the best old music of 2024! A list of 70 compilations, collections, box sets and reissues that caught my ear this past year. sterlewine.substack.com/p/stes-best-...
TJARDUS GREIDANUS HAS FINALLY GIVEN UP THE COPYRIGHT BATTLE. The best episode lives! #MST3K
MST3K 910: The Final Sacrifice (FULL MOVIE)
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
TJARDUS GREIDANUS HAS FINALLY GIVEN UP THE COPYRIGHT BATTLE. The best episode lives! #MST3K
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me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
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December 18, 2024 at 2:02 PM
bro, why is your Star Wars Battlefront 2 gamer id “00angelamerkel00”?
December 18, 2024 at 12:57 AM
bro, why is your Star Wars Battlefront 2 gamer id “00angelamerkel00”?
