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Dayforce: 87% of executives use AI for work!

Readers: 87% of executives use AI for work (derogatory)
carnage4life.bsky.social Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 16d
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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chrismacandcheese.bsky.social
If we've learned anything from this past year, it's that they need to teach OpSec in high school.
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
jeffls.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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brainmage.bsky.social
Right. Here's my big pitch:

Muppet James Bond

James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye

Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ

The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?" separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry." reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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comebackkid44723.bsky.social
I’ll keep quoting it until it sinks in: direct action is always better than waiting on and relying on elections for change. You don’t have to wait to do it, and it isn’t rendered completely ineffective by politicians doing what they always do-selling out.
"The electionists make TWO MISTAKES which are at the root of persistent illusions. FIRST, they mistake effect for cause, and attribute to the effectiveness of the electoral struggle and the parliamentary system what little good at rare times is done by elected bodies, while this is really the effect of popular pressure, to which the rulers concede what little they think is necessary to calm the people, anesthetize their energy and prevent them from demanding more. SECOND, they compare what is done in the electoral struggle with what would happen if nothing were done; while instead they should compare the results obtained from the fight at the ballot box against those obtained when other methods are followed, and with what might be achieved if all effort used to send representatives to power, from whom they expect reforms or proposed reforms, were employed in the fight to directly achieve what is desired." ERRICO MALATESTA
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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levparikian.bsky.social
A poster in the style of Mamdani’s campaign posters. Blue background, stylish orange font. The text reads “O FORTUNA”
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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chrisgeidner.bsky.social
The WSJ on how unbelievably stupid Noem and Lewandowski are.

I don’t care that I’m late to this; it’s to good to pass up.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
More broadly, officials across ICE say Noem and Lewandowski have directed them to use a $170 billion infusion of cash from Congress to launch splashy ideas that have proven ineffective or impractical. Among the examples some ICE officials have cited: A few weeks ago, the pair ordered ICE officials to buy 10 737 jets from Spirit Airlines that they said would be used to boost deportation flights— and for their own travel, according to people familiar with the matter. Some officials warned the pair that the effort would be prohibitively expensive compared with hiring more flight contractors, the people said. Once the officials looked into the proposal, they learned that Spirit, which filed for bankruptcy for a second time in August, didn't own the planes. The planes also don't have engines, which would need to be purchased separately. The project has since been put on pause, though DHS recently purchased two Gulfstream jets for $200 million, according to Democrats on the House Appropriations Committee, who were notified by the department. A spokesperson for Spirit didn't respond to a request for comment.
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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edzitron.com
Based on analysis of years of revenues, losses and funding, since 2023, OpenAI has taken in $28.6bn in cash and had $13.7bn in losses.

However, reports say OpenAI ended 1H 2025 with $9.6bn in cash - suggesting OpenAI's losses are billions higher than reported.

www.wheresyoured.at/where-is-ope...
Where Is OpenAI's Money Going?
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - Song For The Dead Editor's Note: The original piece had a mathematical error around burnrate, it's been fixed. A few days ago, Sam Altman said that OpenAI’s rev...
www.wheresyoured.at
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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defector.com
The ADL has dropped the pretense that its mission is anything besides whatever director Jonathan Greenblatt cares about. defector.com/the-adl-is-h...
The ADL Is Having A Mamdani Meltdown | Defector
The focus of the Anti-Defamation League has become entirely warped. Support for Israel was always part of the organization’s goals, but typically that was nested within a broader declaration to fight…
defector.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
jeffls.bsky.social
"New York City is doomed" says man who wouldn't even eat salsa that was made there in an old TV commercial.
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
This story has extra juice when you know the pretext behind "operation Midway Blitz"
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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dril.bsky.social
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
alright TikTok kids I will now be dispensing advice on how to get rich and start a side hustle. step one: while your loser peers are partying at the club, you need to start locating sources of raw uranium and building a stockpile for future enrichment.

step two: Lasers. now the government says don-
January 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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edzitron.com
You know what social network isn't banned? The bibleFBI OPEN UP

🎶I'm busy 🎶
January 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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melissagiragrant.com
Something I’m noticing is reporters who have covered policing and the criminal legal system are approaching mass deportations quite differently than some immigration reporting. They see how law enforcement will be/already is immigration enforcement.
November 17, 2024 at 11:16 PM
jeffls.bsky.social
Solar powered dog
November 16, 2024 at 12:09 AM
jeffls.bsky.social
Not a thought in that pretty little head of his
September 11, 2023 at 12:08 AM
jeffls.bsky.social
Look at this absolute goober
August 15, 2023 at 6:12 PM