JD S. Pumpkins
@jdniemand.bsky.social
Journo, occasional RPG writer, Twitter escapee. He/him.
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Nothing quite says Y2K fashion like a long-sleeve shirt under a shirt-sleeve shirt.
Other than the hat, this whole outfit is pretty much exactly my current style. Not sure what to make of #OldSkies Fia wearing it... when she travels back to 2001.
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nothing quite says Y2K fashion like a long-sleeve shirt under a shirt-sleeve shirt.
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There was a show called “Sex Sent Me to the ER” and the first episode had a guy who literally broke his penis and the first thing he says is “I’m in a Rockabilly band” and as soon as he said that I was like well yes of course
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There was a show called “Sex Sent Me to the ER” and the first episode had a guy who literally broke his penis and the first thing he says is “I’m in a Rockabilly band” and as soon as he said that I was like well yes of course
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November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Missed this stream?
Join us for the next one, we're live on Twitch & YouTube every week!
Join us for the next one, we're live on Twitch & YouTube every week!
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This is how Digimon digivolutions work.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is how Digimon digivolutions work.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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GOP Sen. Roger Wicker, chair of Senate Armed Services committee, opened an investigation into Pete Hegseth’s boat strikes war crime—
Meanwhile it appears #Trump may be on the brink of starting a war with Venezuela — congressional approval be damned
Meanwhile it appears #Trump may be on the brink of starting a war with Venezuela — congressional approval be damned
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
GOP Sen. Roger Wicker, chair of Senate Armed Services committee, opened an investigation into Pete Hegseth’s boat strikes war crime—
Meanwhile it appears #Trump may be on the brink of starting a war with Venezuela — congressional approval be damned
Meanwhile it appears #Trump may be on the brink of starting a war with Venezuela — congressional approval be damned
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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Every single time a young republican gets famous for being unfairly judged you look at what they did and it's always them being utterly fucking mediocre.
It's always them being embarrassingly shit at something and then pissing and moaning about being expected to have met any standards.
It's always them being embarrassingly shit at something and then pissing and moaning about being expected to have met any standards.
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Every single time a young republican gets famous for being unfairly judged you look at what they did and it's always them being utterly fucking mediocre.
It's always them being embarrassingly shit at something and then pissing and moaning about being expected to have met any standards.
It's always them being embarrassingly shit at something and then pissing and moaning about being expected to have met any standards.
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You gotta figure that enough time has passed that we should be getting some tell all books from former Smurfs about living in that cult
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You gotta figure that enough time has passed that we should be getting some tell all books from former Smurfs about living in that cult
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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Fortunately, They Are Failing To Change The Actual Narrative….
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Fortunately, They Are Failing To Change The Actual Narrative….
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It was bad enough hiking through the dark forest to the drop zone away from the camping area when in the BWCA. I just can’t imagine the long dark walk through the vacuum of space. 😳🤣😂
Astronaut Hates Long Nightly Spacewalk To ISS Outhouse
LOW EARTH ORBIT—Saying the dreaded nightly ritual had quickly become his least favorite part of his mission, astronaut Dave Barron told reporters Wednesday that he absolutely hated the long, freezing ...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It was bad enough hiking through the dark forest to the drop zone away from the camping area when in the BWCA. I just can’t imagine the long dark walk through the vacuum of space. 😳🤣😂
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The fact doomers have gone from "America is over" to "Dems won't hold anyone responsible when this is over" can actually be read as an optimistic signal imo.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The fact doomers have gone from "America is over" to "Dems won't hold anyone responsible when this is over" can actually be read as an optimistic signal imo.
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there are three great interlinked ills that are "why america is like this"
1) racism
2) capitalism
3) cars
They're like a hydra, they're all kinda interlinked.
1) racism
2) capitalism
3) cars
They're like a hydra, they're all kinda interlinked.
I think I became convinced that most of the United States is an anti-human hellscape when I worked in refugee resettlement. Seeing that Afghan family who went from rural Kandahar to the Red Roof Inn off the interstate. The look on their faces when I dropped them off. Dark fucking shit.
Listen, I was there when the first afghans evacuees got off the plane at Dulles in late July 2021. But a few months later we had nice liberals in the community asking us if they could host a Ukrainian family. "What about Afghan or Congolese?"
"Oh, no thanks"
Racist fucking country, man
"Oh, no thanks"
Racist fucking country, man
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
there are three great interlinked ills that are "why america is like this"
1) racism
2) capitalism
3) cars
They're like a hydra, they're all kinda interlinked.
1) racism
2) capitalism
3) cars
They're like a hydra, they're all kinda interlinked.
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Sec of war confesses to war crimes while trying to dunk on the MSM
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Sec of war confesses to war crimes while trying to dunk on the MSM
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Think about all the evil assholes in this administration.
They *all* expect to die of old age, obscenely wealthy, surrounded by family, because that is how the US has allowed *every single previous evil asshole* to live after doing their atrocities.
They learned they will never be punished.
They *all* expect to die of old age, obscenely wealthy, surrounded by family, because that is how the US has allowed *every single previous evil asshole* to live after doing their atrocities.
They learned they will never be punished.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Think about all the evil assholes in this administration.
They *all* expect to die of old age, obscenely wealthy, surrounded by family, because that is how the US has allowed *every single previous evil asshole* to live after doing their atrocities.
They learned they will never be punished.
They *all* expect to die of old age, obscenely wealthy, surrounded by family, because that is how the US has allowed *every single previous evil asshole* to live after doing their atrocities.
They learned they will never be punished.
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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I like how they specifically said the 75 million is *not* an admission of guilt so I guess it’s just a bribe for no reason and they decided to put that in writing
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I like how they specifically said the 75 million is *not* an admission of guilt so I guess it’s just a bribe for no reason and they decided to put that in writing
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A) Pretty sure that's not how this works
B) If that is how this now works, then goodbye every single old EO the *moment* a new president comes into office. We can just say "oh they're all autpen" or w/e made-up bullshit to sweep them away
...
B) If that is how this now works, then goodbye every single old EO the *moment* a new president comes into office. We can just say "oh they're all autpen" or w/e made-up bullshit to sweep them away
...
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
A) Pretty sure that's not how this works
B) If that is how this now works, then goodbye every single old EO the *moment* a new president comes into office. We can just say "oh they're all autpen" or w/e made-up bullshit to sweep them away
...
B) If that is how this now works, then goodbye every single old EO the *moment* a new president comes into office. We can just say "oh they're all autpen" or w/e made-up bullshit to sweep them away
...
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(getting dragged away from the zootopia 2 screening) i'm not a furry! it just presents a really interesting world-building scenario! a city organized around unique climatological zones asks challenging questions about equity of power consumption!!
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(getting dragged away from the zootopia 2 screening) i'm not a furry! it just presents a really interesting world-building scenario! a city organized around unique climatological zones asks challenging questions about equity of power consumption!!
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It is tragic that this person was put in a position where she lost her life for no reason other than to serve the vanity of a man determined to establish dominance over a city that hates him
"In the months leading up to the D.C. deployment, Beckstrom worked for a community health center that serves people with mental illness and substance abuse disorders." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
National Guard member killed in D.C. shooting remembered for 'heart of gold'
The slain soldier’s former boyfriend recalled her empathy and generosity. “She doesn’t even have to know you and she’ll do anything for you,” he said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It is tragic that this person was put in a position where she lost her life for no reason other than to serve the vanity of a man determined to establish dominance over a city that hates him
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British state logic;
One activist lost their shit and hit a police officer with a hammer, so that justifies declaring the entire organisation terrorists, suspending their legal rights and arresting over 2000 people for holding signs.
See? Logic.
One activist lost their shit and hit a police officer with a hammer, so that justifies declaring the entire organisation terrorists, suspending their legal rights and arresting over 2000 people for holding signs.
See? Logic.
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
British state logic;
One activist lost their shit and hit a police officer with a hammer, so that justifies declaring the entire organisation terrorists, suspending their legal rights and arresting over 2000 people for holding signs.
See? Logic.
One activist lost their shit and hit a police officer with a hammer, so that justifies declaring the entire organisation terrorists, suspending their legal rights and arresting over 2000 people for holding signs.
See? Logic.
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Just like that. After a week of frantic diplomacy and U.S. threats against Ukraine, Putin rejects ANY agreement.
The only path forward is pressure on Russia to change this stance—sanctions and resumed US military assistance to Ukraine. Otherwise, the last 10 months were a waste.
The only path forward is pressure on Russia to change this stance—sanctions and resumed US military assistance to Ukraine. Otherwise, the last 10 months were a waste.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Just like that. After a week of frantic diplomacy and U.S. threats against Ukraine, Putin rejects ANY agreement.
The only path forward is pressure on Russia to change this stance—sanctions and resumed US military assistance to Ukraine. Otherwise, the last 10 months were a waste.
The only path forward is pressure on Russia to change this stance—sanctions and resumed US military assistance to Ukraine. Otherwise, the last 10 months were a waste.